'The Son of Darth Mail'

[Light Staff]

3 Weeks later after Darth Maul was murdered by Obi-Wan Kenobi, The word had reached young 14 year old 'Light Staff' back on Tatooine. When young Light Staff learned the news, He was raged with madness and set off to Naboo to get his fathers revenge. He took his ship that he had bought from Watto. He arrived on Naboo and found himself beside Theed City, he herd a noise in the bushes and quickly whipped out his Dark Blue Light Staff that he had constructed with the help of his father. He un-ignighted his light staff, and moved into Theed city after he killed an animal that tried to attack him....

[TimAlphibia]

Then a mail man walked by...

[Roger Spruce]

and the beast was distracted by the mail man and was dragged away on the mailcarriers leg...

[ThreeDee]

You guys love destroying potentially good stories, dontcha. =P

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-ThreeDee
Emissary from the third dimension

[JABBAFETT]

and then 3d tur in into a 2d cartoon http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§

[TimAlphibia]

Not to be mean just liked the idea http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif


StarWars
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Episode 1.5
Son Of the Darth Mail Man

1 year after the death of the mail man at the hands of FBI agent kenobi...
Our hero on Endor chilling with the ewoks , Mail Man JR, Plots revenge for his young father's (who must of scored at a really young age to have a 14 year old son....) death...

(Opens on Endor)
Ewok 1 : Nikklala
Mail man jr : Hmmf i just deliver the mail!
Ewoks 1 & 2 : Fafarumrum!
(Ewoks 1 & 2 pull out there club things)
Mail man jr : uhh no
(Mail man jr pulls out his gun...)
(Mail man jr goes postal)
...
Continue if you want http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif


[This message has been edited by TimAlphibia (edited October 09, 1999).]

[JeDiBoY]

(mail man takes out gun and shoots Ewok #1)

(Ewok #2 Bonks the mail man on the head causing him to be knocked out cold)

(Mailman wakes up and notices he is in a wierd ewok Village. Sees all the ewoks with Clubs... hes reaches for his blaster to find it is missing)

(Unknown Ewok notices his awaking and signals the others...)

.............................................

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- Commander JeDi BoY of Red Squadron
-- Is that a Cheeseburger or a Stormtrooper

[Roger Spruce]

FINISH THIS THREAD! http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif

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And the murderer is... THE BUTLER! Yes, the butler, who I'm convinced, first gored the Colonel to death before trampling him to smithereens.

[Miss_Fire]

The ewok approaches to find the mailman muttering "there's no place like home...there's no place like home..."

[bug]

And the ewoks enjoyed a feast of roasted mailman.

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
- Yogi Berra?

[Rob X]

mmmmmm mailman... Super RobX {see a three worder for details} flys to endor and Blows it up into 50 million peices!!!!
SuperRobX: That takes care of the ewoks now for those danmed gungans....to be contuned??? i dont think so

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~RobX
mailto:RobX2001@aol.comRobX2001@aol.com</A>
http://nwg.itgo.com-curious aint ya http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif
PLAY IT LOUD AND FAST!God bless the guitar



[This message has been edited by Rob X (edited October 20, 1999).]

[Roger Spruce]

Too late Rob, I took those damned Gungans out 3 days ago. You're welcome to accompany me to burn their bodies though...

*boards his ship.*

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And the murderer is... THE BUTLER! Yes, the butler, who I'm convinced, first gored the Colonel to death before trampling him to smithereens.

[Deathstar4]

Gah! The Mailman of the Sith! Fear himmmmmm fearrrr him!
(late postage is a very frightening thing)

[bug]

I have 8 cents... Ooh, and a piece of string http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
- Yogi Berra?

[moldy_hair]

...and then I found 5 dollars.


The end.

[- Tony -]

Only in the ISB can one bump a thread by six years.

[Stinkywrix]

This is worthy of a necromice.

Holy crap.

Only in the ISB.

[Arthur_Dent]

why is your name not alink like other names...Pugler...?

[Arthur_Dent]

Someone post that Necromice picture...

[Arthur_Dent]

How can he be a guest?

[alpha1]

(the thread was made when guest posts were allowed)

and darth mail was eat up by the necromice. and everyone lived haply ever after.

close this thread.

[Ifrit Zero]

I pretty sure he ment 'son of Darth Maul' not mail...

Anyway, just don't forget the rubber duckies...