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Rob X
10-27-1999, 10:05 PM
pssh yeah right...

The little white snail was crawling through the forest one day when she met a Freindly brown bear.

Slug: hello mr.Bear

Bear: hello fellow creature how are you?

Slug: Im fine Mr.Bear...

[Hold up...what a dumb story wtf am i thinking?!?]
lets start again


The little white snail was crawling through the forest one day when she met a HUGE brown bear. Not seeing the snail the Bear stepped on the slug on his way to his NRA meeting.Then...




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Kmt_Master
10-28-1999, 09:14 PM
[no sudden deaths! lol]


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JeDiBoY
10-28-1999, 09:16 PM
---No they DIDNT die in the end--- http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif
this is the way it SHOULD be!...

[then] the snails mother found her son squished by the big brown bear

[Mother Snail]: WTF did you do to my f***ing son! B*tch! I have a good f***ing mind to report you to the f***ing auth...

[The bear squiched her so hard and fast, that she couldnt finish her sentence]

[Then the bear took over the world!]

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JeDiBoY
10-28-1999, 09:17 PM
[**Double Post**]

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Rob X
10-28-1999, 10:06 PM
all hail bear! Then...

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GollumGuy
10-29-1999, 02:11 PM
the bear mercilessly made everybody eat deep fried nacho nachos with fake cheese sauce!

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Miss_Fire
10-29-1999, 02:26 PM
The streets were filled with panic! The people were in an uproar! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!!!!

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GollumGuy
10-29-1999, 02:53 PM
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What's that in the sky? a spaceship! Outside walk our heros! First out comes the jedi Rob X!!! Right behind him, Miss Fire! Then, out of the green mist, emerges the a small, hunched over form, a rodian. Not just any rodian, no. It is none other than.... GOLLUM GUY!!!

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Rob X
10-29-1999, 03:22 PM
RobX: AAAHHHHH ITS A RODAIN!!! KILL IT KILL IT!!!!
Blam Blam Blam

The rodain hunches over and dies...the shooter is as of yet a mystery.

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GollumGuy
10-29-1999, 11:18 PM
But that's ok, because Gollum Guy is a jedi. He gets George over here to make him all glowy-like!
OR_Night
10-29-1999, 11:56 PM
Cept Georgey boy is to busy working on Jar Jar's counterpart for episode 2, so the rodian remains a molten lump...
bug
10-30-1999, 04:13 AM
bug hops out of the spaceship.

"Sorry Im late"

Rob X: "AAAAHHHHH!!! Not another rodian!!!"

He pulls out his blaster again and starts shooting at bug

Bug: "Help! some crazy guy is trying to kill me!"

A bunch of people with signs reading "STOP HATE CRIMES" see Rob X and decide to put a stop to his killings. They throw down their signs and beat him up.

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Jkior
10-30-1999, 05:48 AM
&lt;=
*sigh*

Now look at that. The anti-haters hate haters. Oh well.
-&gt;

Then, Jkior comes in with a HUGE sign, and squashes the haters and uses 'em for pavement. (Except for Robx) Can anybody guess what the sign says?

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GollumGuy
10-30-1999, 10:14 AM
Meanwhile, the lump of the rodian slowly oozes up into a larger, mutated rodian, and runs directly toward Rob X! Rob X shoots at him with his repeater gun, but the bullets just splat right through!

Gollum Guy runs directly PAST Rob X towards the table of donuts that Miss Fire brings out of the ship, and gobbles them up greedily.

&lt;Gollum Guy&gt; "DONUTS!!!!! YAAY!!!!!!"
&lt;Would-be AntiHate Group People&gt; "DONUTS! YAAY!!!!!"
&lt;Bear&gt; "DONUTS!"
*Rob X turns around slowly.*
&lt;Rob X&gt; "Donuts?"
Miss_Fire
10-30-1999, 10:19 AM
Yes, donuts. Those tasty little snacks perfect for munching as well as foodfights. Nothing is more refreshing and more fattening than a nice, big donut.

Buy one at your local bakery today!

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Miss_Fire
10-30-1999, 10:20 AM
(triple post)

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Miss_Fire
10-30-1999, 10:20 AM
(the one thing worse than a double post)

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OR_Night
10-30-1999, 10:43 AM
Little did he know, those donuts were poisoned....

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Rob X
10-30-1999, 05:19 PM
RobX had secretly poisoned the donuts to punish all the haters, anti-haters, and rodains...

RobX: i prefer pizza anyways.

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I find your lack of underpants disturbing
GollumGuy
10-30-1999, 05:52 PM
double post

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GollumGuy
10-30-1999, 05:52 PM
As everyone knows, all mutated life forms are immune to poison; they only grow more powerful! Gollum Guy grows larger and larger; now he is nearly ten feet tall! He hunches over, and gobbles up the bear!

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Rob X
10-30-1999, 06:24 PM
the bear then claws up GG's innards....i send my condolances to his faimly

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I find your lack of underpants disturbing
GollumGuy
10-30-1999, 09:40 PM
Back at the Gollum-Cave in his very own top secret planet, Gollum Guy writes down in his journal:

Not very busy day today. Sent secret-agent-suicidal-mission-clone along with trusted friend Miss Fire, along with several nonimportant characters to some planet to overthrow some bear. Clone did not survive. Miss Fire and Rob X I believe are well, for they have access to one of Ares' dodge vipers.

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RobX
10-30-1999, 10:52 PM
actually i have full acess to all of ares' vipers after i killed him in the three worder post...mmmmmuuuuuhahahahahahahaha...me sleepies now

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Jkior
10-31-1999, 07:05 PM
Hey Guess, can go into a partnership? We both seem to like the &lt;CRUNCH&gt; ending for dumb-[alterior end] stories.

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