things looked grim

[Alpha_Male]

i walked up to the crime scene. i pulled out my super-robo-auto-rooter 4 good luck. no1 ever understud me and my super-robo-auto-rooter. every day i played with my super-robo-auto-rooter. intill the day my girlfreind caught me playing with my super-robo-auto-rooter. nothing would be the same after that. anyway, back to bussnes.
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[Yoda Daddie]

Ah, yes. I work. I need money, so, duh, I work. But that's not the point. I work for the nice man with the sunglasses named Jerec. Now this is where things get interesting. Well, one day, Jerec wasn't feeling so great. I tried to comfort him, and well...it wasn't pretty.