1 statement thread- shoul be fun

[jturcio]

only add one word or small statement at a time and turn off signature when posting

I'll start

Today (your turn everyone remeber one word or short phrase (which means it contain only one noun or verb)

[Ping_Me]

(Sombody already did somthing like this)

[jturcio]

(hey I just thought it up- but if its been done than I'm just not the first to think of it then am I- but comeon now I want to see this thread through)

after a (your turn anyone)

[Aglar]

stupid thread.....

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Aglar, Lord of All that Is, Was and Will Be!

[Ping_Me]

(Now, now)

[SEAR_1stStalin]

guys, the man asked for people to contribute to his thread, not to tell him how stupid it is. if you don't like it, don't respond...

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1stStalin

Never yell "Star Trek" at a Star Wars Convention

I'm gonna get out of here alive if it kills me!

[bug]

pissed off Aglar

[RobX]

hhmmmmm isnt this just another version of marks one worder and a bastardized version of my three worder? if i wasnt so lazy id be mad, lemme start it off again. ..... Pokemon the movie opened today...

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Next Wave Gaming (http://nwg.itgo.com)
There is no off position on the genius switch.

[jturcio]

(well as I said before this is my first time on the Interactive story board so there was no way of my knowing that this sort of thread
had already been done (sorry robx). It is howevre not something to get angry over!)
CONTINUING..

and all the kids

[RobX]

lined up to see the movie while the...

[Space_Orca]

space orca massacred pokemaniacal kids...


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[RobX]

then the cops approached the mammoth orca...

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Next Wave Gaming (http://nwg.itgo.com)
There is no off position on the genius switch.

[Ping_Me]

...said "Hi" and...

[Space_Orca]

Disregard, double post.

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[Space_Orca]

got killed by...

[Enchilada_Man]

a dark archon.

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[Enchilada_Man]

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Aurora/3366/newdarchon.jpg

[This message has been edited by Enchilada_Man (edited November 16, 1999).]

[bug]

Enchilada_Man shamelessly showed off

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
- Yogi Berra?

[jturcio]

..his interesting skills...

[Roger Spruce]

...then the black ranger stepped in...

MASTADON!

http://homepages.go.com/~rogerspruce/Black-Ranger.jpg


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Smiling he said, with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna DIE!"

[Enchilada_Man]

The dark archon skin was made by my sister, Miss Fire
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Aurora/3366/

[jturcio]

(sorry enchilada) (continuing)

...and left in a hurry after finding out...

[Enchilada_Man]

...that there was a sale on doughnuts at the supermarket!

[bug]

*points at enchlada_man*

SO! you didn't make that!

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
- Yogi Berra?

[Enchilada_Man]

Uh, no I did not make it. I give full credit to my sister, Miss Fire.
download her skins... today!
www.geocities.com/Area51/Aurora/3366/ (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Aurora/3366/)

...and back to the story...

[Enchilada_Man]

The dark archon and Mastadon raced for the doughnuts with all their might!

[bug]

mmmmmmm... doughnuts http://198.92.131.6/html/smile.gif

[Miss_Fire]

Ooo what kind of doughnuts? Glazed???



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[jturcio]

...we like boston cream they...

[jturcio]

....replied....

[Enchilada_Man]

The dark archon mind controled all the doughnut sellers in the supermarket so he and Mastadon got them for free!

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[jturcio]

...They sat down and ate the donuts, meanwhile the evil..

[Twin Suns]

...hamster-man, a quater man and 3 quaters hamster...

[Enchilada_Man]

...was on his way to the doughnut sale at the supermarket where the dark archon and mastadon were greedily chowing down.

(Here is a picture of the evil hamsterman walking to the supermarket with his eeeevil smile. I warn you, his appearance is very VERY evil, so prepare yourself.)

http://www.hamsterdance.com/hamwalk.gif

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[jturcio]

(what the ..... ok)
...When the two "donut masters" saw the hamster-man they...

[Miss_Fire]

offered him a doughnut.

[RobX]

GAH where did u find that?!? i thought i buried that gif in the deep receses of all that is evil and unholy.

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holding up an onion ring he proclaimed, "Look sir, droids!"

[jturcio]

(I agree with RobX, that gif s disturbing (no offense though))
..The evil, insane looking hamster then took out..

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[Enchilada_Man]

...some butter and spread it on the doughnut. "Thanks!" he called back as he left.

He left the supermarket, back to his lab. "I wonder what that was about?" the dark archon mused.

Little did they know the evil that the hamster-man had in mind with that simple doughnut!!!

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[jturcio]

..His plans were...

[jturcio]

..devious..

[jturcio]

..at best. They Involved...


(if I'm not mistaking this post puts the interactive story board at 1000 posts I feel so special!)

[Enchilada_Man]

the donut and some other contraptions.

Meanwhile, the dark archon and Mastadon were just finishing their own donuts...

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[Ping_Me]

...and went back for two more...

[RobX]

meanwhile Cherry of the PIE glactic time & space frudd association...

[Twin Suns]

**Walked into the donut shop, and ordered a dozen cherry filled donuts**

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[jturcio]

..seeing this the Mastadon and Dark Archon..



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[Miss_Fire]

...filled with a craving for something more than just boston cream.

[Miss_Fire]

So they went up to buy some cherry filled donuts, as well.

[jturcio]

(oh well I've tried to turn tghis thing around :-) you know what they say if you can't beat em join em)

..The three saw each other and sat down and ate the donuts, meanwhile...


...A dark cloud was approching, evil was amisdt. The three would soon find themselves in confrontation with...

[Ping_Me]

...the evil dohnut monster...

[Miss_Fire]

(not to be confused with the terrible 'cookie monster')

[jturcio]

...who was looking menacingly at them. He took out his weapon a...

[jturcio]

..donut killer...

[Enchilada_Man]

yelled out, "FOOD FIGHT!!!" and started blasting the donuts with his weapon, spreading cream, glaze, and milkduds everywhere. Everyone in the supermarket went crazy, and started throwing around food.

Just then, the evil hamster man showed back up...

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[Miss_Fire]

...with the intention of snatching all the donuts when nobody was looking.

[Ping_Me]

Until he was hit by a stray milkdud.

[Enchilada_Man]

It was then that the deranged hamster pulled out his weapon of terror!!!!!

"At last we will have revenge! BooWA HA HA HAhahahahahaaaa......."

he screamed as he pulled out his donut, placing it inside some type of a gun. As he was about to pull the trigger, several dark templars showed up out of nowhere!

(Obviously recalled by an arbiter that must have been nearby.)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Aurora/3366/templar.jpg

*Dark Templar Skin made by Miss Fire also*

[bug]

bug suddenly appears in the room.

Hey! you didn't make that skin!!!

oh, wait, you mentioned that.

"nevermind" says bug, as he graps a few donuts and walks out.

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.

[jturcio]

..of course no one saw bug who left just as fast as he had entered...

..Meanwhile, a great battle had begun, now one was winning when suddenly...

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[jturcio]

http://www.geocities.com/jturcio/saber2.gif

..Kyle Katarn entered the supermarket with lightsaber drawn..

(BTW I just learned how to post pictures on this forum so... That is software mode if your wondering. I took that on my computer at work and not on the one that I have at home. :-)

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[jturcio]

..at the same instant a box of cereal was hurtling torwards the fully alert Katarn..

[Enchilada_Man]

Kyle's jedi skills go to work. with effortless ease, he slices open the cereal box top. Summoning the force again, he gets a cereal bowl, places it in front of him, lets the cereal land in the bowl.

As he is ready to chow down, he asks everyone: "got milk?"

[Enchilada_Man]

One-of-the-many-dark-templars: that is why we have come. to serve. to destroy evil. to give you milk.

Kyle: Well, uh, yeah! Cool!

Same templar: Here is your milk, Jedi. Use it to defeat the evil hamsterman! Now, if you'll excuse us, me and my compadres have to return to our homeplanet Auir now, and help defeat this weird lady with spiky hair.

With that, all dark templars and the dark archon become engulphed in blue swirly light thingies; then they disappear. Kyle finishes up his cereal.

Kyle: Weird. OK, hamster man, let's see what you got!

He charges at Hamster Man, holding the milk over his head, then banging it on the hamster.

Kyle:YAAAAAAAA! TAKE THAT! AND THAT AND THAT!

Hamster: ow. hey!

[Aglar]

Just then Aglar returned and said........

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Aglar, Lord of All that Is, Was and Will Be!

[jturcio]

..Hello! I'm here again...

..Both Hamsterman, and Kyle turned and looked
at Algar..

..What then happened was quite sporadic yet interesting, all three of them started to..

[JeDiBoY]

...sit down and have Doughnuts with Milk.
Then the hamster grabed 5 doughnuts and...

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[RobX]

RobX walks in, looks around, realizes he walked into the wrong room, grabs a doughnut and sits down.

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RobX no function beer well without

[jturcio]

..sat down with the other 3 and RobX..

[jturcio]

..A little party was starting to form..

[jturcio]

..with the group..

..the store manager finaly makes his way out of his very clean and dust free office and sees what has happened to his, used to be, clean supermarket..

..What happned next is beyond description..

FYI: The store manager is very short tempered, and no he did not sit down to eat donughts with the rest of the crowd.:-)

[Roger Spruce]

Then Zuljin pulls out a box of cracker jacks upon entering the room.

Zul: OUCH! Damn, I just bit something hard.

He looks down to find a tiny ring. He puts it on and a beam of light emits from it.

RobX: Ahh, I see your schwartz is quite a bit larger than mine.

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Smiling he said, with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna DIE!"

[RobX]

died

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Planet Gaming (http://planetgaming.tripod.com)
RobX no function beer well without

[RobX]

died

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Planet Gaming (http://planetgaming.tripod.com)
RobX no function beer well without

[GollumGuy]

Just then, Gollumguy enters the room.
Gollumguy: Oh, yeah? I have my own ring!

Gollumguy puts on his ring which makes him invisible. Grabbing some donuts, he leaves the room.

The hamster looks up with a confused look on his face. With his mouthful of donuts, he forgets all about his evil plan to save the world. All he can think about now is donuts.

[Enchilada_Man]

Enchilada Man enters, bumping into the invisible rodian several times.

Singing Weird Al's "Taco Grande," which happens to be the name of his giant taco-shaped spaceship, (see neverending-story-thread) he eventually makes his way to the party table where all the others were.

[Enchilada_Man]

A waiter comes up to Enchilada man.

Waiter: May I take your order?

Enchilada Man (to others): Well, there isn't a taco big enough for a man like me. That's why I order two or three! Take my tip and try a nacho chip- it's really good with bean dip!

Waiter: Uh, Sir? 3 tacos? nachos with bean dip? Is that all?

Enchilada Man: Of course not! Bring me something spicy and hot now! Give me a menu- what you got now?

Waiter leaves to get a menu, but on his way back, he is attacked by...

[Miss_Fire]

...the disgruntled manager! Weilding a donut, he continuously bops the waiter on the head.

[jturcio]

..the waiter tells the manager to step out into the acid rain and everyone follows (donuts in hand). They then watch the two..

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Zone/1318/citybetter.gif

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[Ping_Me]

...prance about singing:

"Singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!"

[jturcio]

..then evrything turns evil, the store manager got a funny look on his face a took out a..

[This message has been edited by jturcio (edited December 19, 1999).]

[jturcio]

..a mega gun and fired a..

[This message has been edited by jturcio (edited December 20, 1999).]

[jturcio]

..massive..

[Enchilada_Man]

mega-glob of goo at

[GollumGuy]

double-post

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[GollumGuy]

everyone in the building. Everyone started going crazy! Enchilada Man grabbed his...

[Enchilada_Man]

...enchiladas and left the room using his jet pack.

"Adios!" he called out, waving his sombrero and leaving the supermarket through a hole in the roof.

[jturcio]

..jet pack.. (following golumguys statement)

..he left the supermarket in vain and came crashing back down in the supermarket after..

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[jturcio]

..a glob of that goo got into, and clogged the jetpack's exaust..

[Enchilada_Man]

Store manager: You want be walking away from this one enchilada man!!!!

Enchilada Man: I guess you're right.

*Enchilada Man pulls out a small electronic pad and punches some buttons.*

Enchilada Man: I guess I'll just have to warp out.

*Enchilada Man is engulfed in some little flickering lights, and then vanishes. Back at his hideout, he watches the fight through his spy cam he secretly installed on the store's counter.*

Enchilada Man: Aaaaah...

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[GollumGuy]

All of a sudden, a glob of goo hits the spy-cam and completely goofs the transmission.

Enchilada Man: Well, phooey. Oh well. I'll just check the news later.

*Enchilada Man walks over to his computer console and starts making some levels for Jedi Knight™ while Weird Al's Taco Grande song plays on his huge stereo.*

[RobX]

RobX woke up pet morris a little then went back to sleep.

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Planet Gaming (http://planetgaming.tripod.com)
The trouble with the long run is in the long run everybody's dead

[jturcio]

..Meanwhile, back at the supermarket..

[GollumGuy]

...the evil store-manager...

[JK [Meteor]]

...started eating the donuts!!!! Then the evil hamster man remembered his evil plan to save the world, so he......

[Enchilada_Man]

...said, "HEY! I just remembered my evil plan to save the world!"

[jturcio]

(ahhhhhhhhh this tread's been resurrected by someone or something...)
..So the evil hamsterman started his evil planning to save the world by..

[JK [Meteor]]

...eating a donut, but the.......

[Enchilada_Man]

...donut was taken by the sleepwalking Rob-X.

Rob-X (in his sleep): Dooonuuuts for Morriss... Yes, my Maaasterrrr Morrrissss. Mooore nutty-donutty-nutty donutss!

Hamster Man: HEY! Wake up and give me back my donut!

(non-story author's comment: Hey, it wasn't me who ressurected the thread!)

[JeDiBoY]

...give me back my donut or i'll...

[WDS_JA_Darth]

...be forced to buy another one...

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[JK [Meteor]]

and you'll have to pay for it!!!"
When he heard this deadly threat RobX.........

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[WDS_JA_Darth]

...started looking at the pictures of Destructor's girlfriend on the DIiscussion Board.

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[JK [Meteor]]

But the evil hamster man said, 'Hey I want that donut!!!!!' So RobX stopped staring at the pictures and grabbed his.......

[Enchilada_Man]

.....cat. The now wide awake RobX throws Morris the cat towards the giant hamster.

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[JeDiBoY]

The Evil Hampster thought it to be an ordinary cat, so he caught it and started to play with it, then it...

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"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!" -JeDiBoY

[Enchilada_Man]

...shouted out: "Hey! I'm no ordinary kitty you know. I'm a web cat!"

Hamster Man: "A FAT web cat!"

Morris: "Yeah yeah yeah. Forget about it. And let me keep the donut, Bub. It's MINE! You will have to get another one or just leave this place."

[JK [Meteor]]

But the evil hamster man grabbed the donut and opened his mouth to eat it........

[ThreeDee]

..... but then some jelly dripped off the doughnut, but it wasn't really jelly it was super-concentrated hydrochloric acid and it starting burning through the floor ...

(hehe the one-worders on this board always get to talking about doughnuts..)

[Electric_Juice]

...then he got off the bus...

[JeDiBoY]

...then the evil hampster ran away to the nearest doughnut shop and the clerk said
YEAAAHHHH WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?
Evil Hampster: you got any glazed Dough nuts

he said NO WERE OUT OF GLAZED DOUGH NUTS!

Evil Hampster: well, you got any jelly doughnuts

he said NO WERE OUT OF JELLY DOUGH NUTS

Evil Hampster: well you got any bevarian(sp?) cream filled dough nuts?

he said NO WERE OUT OF BEVARIAN(sp)
CREAMFILLED DOUGHNUTS!

Evil Hampster: you got any cinnimin(sp?) rolls?

he said NO WERE OUT OF CINNINMIN ROLLS!

Evil Hampster: you got apple fridders?

he said NO WERE OUT OF APPLE FRIDDERS

Evil Hampster: You got any Bear Claws?

he said... wait a minute... ill go check...
..
..
...
....
.....

NO WERE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!

Evil Hampster: well in that case, in that case what do you have?

he said all he has is this box of 1 dozen of starving crazed weasels.

Evil Hampster: oh ok ill take that...


(taken from Weird AL's 'Albuquerque')

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"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!" -JeDiBoY

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[JK [Meteor]]

the super hadrapowered jelly stuff burnt down. The EVIL HAMSTER MAN said, 'NO!!! You ruined my evil plan to save the world. Now the world will be destroyed!!!' So everyone.......

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[JeDiBoY]

...went home to read this post again and find out how 'donuts' got involved

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"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!" -JeDiBoY

[JK [Meteor]]

..When they found out, they started wanting to eat some more donuts, so they ran back to the.......

[JeDiBoY]

donut shop, but got lost and ended up in...

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"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!" -JeDiBoY

[JK [Meteor]]

..The cookie shop!! So they decided to buy some cookies instead, but.....

[JeDiBoY]

...A big fat cookie monster walked in...

[JK [Meteor]]

But just as it was about to walk in, Kyle did Force Push on the door and it slammed shut. Then he quickly used the force to lock the door. "Whew" everyone said, but then they realized that the worst danger was inside to cookie shop, because.........

[ZF_Vegitto]

the baker pulls a fesh batch of incredibly evil loooking jagger toothed .....

[JK [Meteor]]

Knives!! He threw them straight at Kyle!!!!

[JeDiBoY]

Kyle Dodged them, he then threw a...

[ZF_Vegitto]

a live baker eating gingerbread cookie at the baker who immeadiatly started gnawing on the bakers arms untill the baker........

[JeDiBoY]

...died, then...

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"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!" -JeDiBoY

[JK [Meteor]]

The cookie shop maneger came and said, 'You ate my cook!! I'll get you!!!' And charged!!!

[JeDiBoY]

...Kyle steped in and slashed him into 8 pretty pieces and started to...

[JK [Meteor]]

eat the cookies

[JeDiBoY]

...said he was full and walked out of the building, then...

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"Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend"

"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!"

[Prince_Ocarina]

Met the Evil Hampsters' Evil Brother!

[JASRCC_Uber0010]

..."Hello Nibbles... I am you long lost brother, HAZELNUT!!!" the hamster's brother said.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!! That's impossible!!!!" screamed the hamster...

[jturcio]

(It's been ressurected again hasn't it. :-))

A bystander looks on and thinks this is getting a bit wierd. At that exact moment a.....

[Prince_Ocarina]

a flying purple ostridge came by and...

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Multiplayer is just not fun by yourself.

Prince_Ø¢årïñá

[JeDiBoY]

...changed colors before everyones eyes

"WOOOOOW!" everyone exclamed
distracted, the evil hampster went to see what that was, kyle, seeing how distracted the hampster was decided to...

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"Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend"

"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!"

[Prince_Ocarina]

try and eat the Evil Hampsters' Evil Brother!

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Multiplayer is just not fun by yourself.

Prince_Ø¢årïñá

[JK [Meteor]]

But then Kyle suddenly uses Force Remember_That_I_Ate_The_Cerial_At_The_Donut_Shop, and he remembers that he ate the cerial at the donut shop using his jedi senses, so he forgots about eating the hamster man or his brother. But suddenly the.....

[Antestarr]

...stomach within Kyle begins to rumble...

[GuNbOy]

...and the cow he ate a few days ago burst out....

[TheBull]

and then quickly proceeded to eat kyle while chanting...