View Poll Results: What'd you do if you saw your sister in a porn movie?

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  • Close the window immediately

    25 44.64%
  • Keep fapping

    8 14.29%
  • Show it to your sister to embarass her

    18 32.14%
  • Throw up

    20 35.71%
  • Show it to your friends

    12 21.43%
  • Tell your parents

    12 21.43%
  • Watch it over and over again

    8 14.29%
  • Else, what?

    7 12.50%
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Thread: Sister in a porn movie.

  1. #1

    Sister in a porn movie.

    What would you do, if you were watching a porn movie, and suddenly noticed that the girl in it was your sister?
    Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.

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    Imon, umon...everymon!
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    I'd ask if you were implying that you saw a porn flick with your sister in it. Then I'd ask for the title or a download link.
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  3. #3
    Switch to another porn movie.

    The real question is what would I do if I saw myself in a porn movie. That would just be bizarre.
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    I saw a story like this posted somewhere, where a guy went to Thxgiving dinner with his family, and his long lost sister was attending, who he'd never met before, and it turned out she was a porn star and he had charmed his snake to her before.
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  5. #5
    Erase it from my memory
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  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by KOP_Snake View Post
    I saw a story like this posted somewhere, where a guy went to Thxgiving dinner with his family, and his long lost sister was attending, who he'd never met before, and it turned out she was a porn star and he had charmed his snake to her before.
    haha, that's twisted
    Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr View Post
    Switch to another porn movie.

    The real question is what would I do if I saw myself in a porn movie. That would just be bizarre.
    Yeah, generally you have to have sex to be in a porn.

  8. #8
    If I had a sister and such a thing happened, I wouldn't probably ever mention it, not to the sister herself either. Of course people can do with their lives what they want, but I suppose this kind of thing would be better left for the person herself to bring up first in a conversation.
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    Bah, HUMBUG!
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    I don't have a sister.

    So I can't say what any of that would be like.

  10. #10
    If I had a sister I'd probably already know about it. My family is pretty liberal about those things.
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    Oh snap, Shintock!
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    First I would stop watching, because I don't need to see my sister getting jiggy. Then I'd tell all my friends, and then I would post about it here.

    Oh, and my sister is a lesbian.

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    Silly Finn.

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    I found it, it was at somethingawful... So I dunno if we're not allowed to post somethingawful links, but if we arent...

    WARNING, somethingawful link below with some adult content:

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2191192
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOP_Snake View Post
    I saw a story like this posted somewhere, where a guy went to Thxgiving dinner with his family, and his long lost sister was attending, who he'd never met before, and it turned out she was a porn star and he had charmed his snake to her before.
    It was a half-sister and it was Kacey (Keely Coles).

    EDIT: Beaten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon`C View Post
    It was a half-sister and it was Kacey (Keely Coles).

    EDIT: Beaten.
    Thanks for sharing. o_O
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOP_Snake View Post
    I found it, it was at somethingawful... So I dunno if we're not allowed to post somethingawful links, but if we arent...

    WARNING, somethingawful link below with some adult content:

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2191192
    Atleast she's really attractive.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jon`C View Post
    EDIT: Beaten.
    Best pun EVER.

  18. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Jon`C View Post
    It was a half-sister and it was Kacey (Keely Coles).

    EDIT: Beaten.
    In more ways than one, I'm sure!

    I don't have a sister, so no worries. Now, I have a cousin who was a waitress and Hooters for a while. That could be problematic.

  19. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by KOP_Snake View Post
    I found it, it was at somethingawful... So I dunno if we're not allowed to post somethingawful links, but if we arent...

    WARNING, somethingawful link below with some adult content:

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2191192
    HOLY CRAP THAT GIRL?

    Oh lord she takes it 50 ways from Sunday.

    Dude, that is totally something awful.

    Edit: Quad post at 12:53, odd eh?
    Last edited by Lord Kuat; 05-23-2007 at 02:59 AM.

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  21. #21
    Cry. If I had a sister.

  22. #22
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    Ah I only just realise you meant close the window as in browser window...
    /fluffle

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    Ya, cavey, your sister was in a porn flick, on top of me. Biotch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sats View Post
    Ah I only just realise you meant close the window as in browser window...
    Oops, same. Would have voted for that.

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  26. #26
    This is under the sumisation, if I had a sister who was a porn star, I'd not really be bothered as she made the choice herself - I'd be prepared to accept it, but make a point of asking 'I see you've become a porn star - but Im fine with it because you made your decision and well there is not more I can say but your my sister and I will treat you as a sibling'

    I'd also have a bit fun at her expense and show it to my mates, but they would make a joke about of me and I'd get the 'Look at Neg-boy other there I've learned that his sister's a porn star!' She would be forgiven - but the parents would properly sling her out and I'd have to put up with her instead.

    But if I had a sister that is .

  27. #27
    If I was watching porn and my sister came on, I'd walk upstairs, grab the magnum, and bite a bullet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kieran Horn View Post
    If I was watching porn and my sister came on, I'd walk upstairs, grab the magnum, and bite a bullet.
    Before or after finishing?

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    My head would explode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kieran Horn View Post
    If I was watching porn and my sister came on, I'd walk upstairs, grab the magnum, and bite a bullet.
    That's why it's always important to watch the interview first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jin View Post
    Oh, and my sister is a lesbian.
    Very nice. How much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishstickz View Post
    My head would explode.
    Sounds like that would create a sticky situation.

  34. #34
    it seems to me that Cavey's looking either for advice on how to handle this situation, or justification for how he handled it.
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    I'm glad that not only did Cavey create a thread I considered not reading, but that no one has posted anything that makes me hate them.
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  36. #36
    Now thats just nassssty

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  37. #37
    HEY! p***y is p***y!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruthven View Post
    HEY! p***y is p***y!!
    I spoke too soon...
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  39. #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kieran Horn View Post
    If I was watching porn and my sister came on, I'd walk upstairs, grab the magnum, and bite a bullet.
    Why would you grab a magnum? You aren't going to get a VD from a porn...

    Or am I giving you too much credit in assuming by "magnum" you mean condom?
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    ...why would you first picture Kieran going for a condom when he says "magnum" followed by "bite a bullet" and a smiley shooting itself in the head?
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