Remember guys, it's the time of cheer
After all, FGR is here.
Bringing you some lame rhymes
that you're gonna hear lots of times.
Two years ago, things were hectic
Much like yoghurt that had gone septic
Then I decided to push things fah'(r)
So I gave you TODOA
For 2010, JK was dead
And gbk's family still inbred
Then things took a turn for the better
For most things 'xcept maybe the weather
After years of debate, blood was finally shed
JKEdit beat Novikov's JED
But people of Internet, this corner indeed
For a moment stop playing Assassin's Creed
Keep an eye out for news that will bring you joy
Like CarpKing when he touches a very young boy
Actually that metaphor didn't succeed
You may continue playing Assassin's Creed
Tracer and Freelancer, you should kiss
Make a beautiful baby of Freetrancer bliss
That one was for Vin, may he get a job
The one where you work, not the one of love
The message of this post is starting to die
I'm FastGamerr from Finland, may I get a high-five?
Play
Deus Ex Nihilum in about one year
It's the year of being nice, no room for fear