don't sink! - a forum game

[Gebohq]

This is Swimmer Sam. Sam is doing the backstroke.

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Sam is an awesome swimmer. Look at the wake Sam can leave behind just after seven strokes!

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Help Sam be the best long-distance swimmer ever! The person who last helps Sam swim before sinking wins! The only rules are that you can't help Sam twice in a row, and Sam will sink if nobody helps after 2 days.

I'll start. Go Sam! You can do it!

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[Vegiemaster]

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[Gebohq]

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Hehe...masterstroke. Nice. ONWARD, SAM!

[Vegiemaster]

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[Gebohq]

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[Admiral Zarn]

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[Gebohq]

OMG LOOK IT'S JESUS!

Jesus does not make Sam stop swimming though!

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[Vegiemaster]

OMG LOOK IT'S IT'S A SHARK!
The shark waits.
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[SavageX378]

..... \o_ ............... OGC




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[Gebohq]

(Erm, I'm going to pretend Savage's post is included as well. Scary OGC guy keeps the shark at bay!)

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[Bobbert]

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[Uberslug]

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[Yecti]

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[Gebohq]

Sam never suspected the ninjas.

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[Obi_Kwiet]

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[Baconfish]

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[Gebohq]

<---this person is mad because Sam has yet to pay him back on a loan he gave Sam. This only motivates Sam to keep swimming.

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[DrkJedi82]

......................................\o_......... ..............\o_<I AM BEOWULF!!!!!

beowulf is outswimming sam

[Anakin9012]

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[SG-fan]

Such a mind-dumbingly simple thread... I can actually contribute!

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[saberopus]

....................\o_ <(This is like masturbation but with no orgasm)

[Anakin9012]

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[Martyn]

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[Gebohq]

Martyn, Flirb, happydud, etc. got me thinking that this game could be slightly more complex. So here's an added extra -- you can now post as a shark. You can now also win if you get the shark to eat Sam before Sam sinks.

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You can only post for Sam or the shark though, not both, and you can't post twice in a row for the shark. Sam will now automatically tread in water if the shark approaches closer to Sam (i.e. the game is not over until the thread falls off the two day list).

Hope that's not too complex for you all.

[Thrawn[numbarz]]

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[happydud]

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Woohoo! Now THIS is a game.

[Rob]

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OH NOS

[Gebohq]

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[genk]

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both arms!

[DrkJedi82]

.... (BEOWULF!!!!)>\o_/.....><))">.........................\o_

beowulf battles the fish

[saberopus]

I'm skipping Jim's

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[Ford]

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[Martyn]

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[Vin]

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[saberopus]

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Brilliant, Vinny!

[Oxyonagon]

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[Acharjay]

This is the fruitiest damn thread I have ever seen on massassi.

[DrkJedi82]

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beowulf battles the other fish

[- Tony -]

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Sharkbait (ooh ah ah)!

[Fardreamer]

This thread is, erm, how shall I put it, retarded.