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This makes me sad...
2003-12-05, 2:20 PM #1
People will actually fall for this:
http://ad1.zendmedia.com/ad-spy_hdc.php?id=start6

Somehow it got set as my homepage.

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2003-12-05, 2:23 PM #2
"You are in Los Angeles, United States"

HA! I live in Riverside, CA, not LA! How lame that they really thought their code is accurate!

-- SavageX

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2003-12-05, 2:26 PM #3
They missed me with about ten miles.

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
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2003-12-05, 2:27 PM #4
"You are in Lynn Haven, United States "
WRONG! That is seriously pathetic.
Oberfeldwebel says: ..... You are the epitome of idiocy.
2003-12-05, 2:29 PM #5
You are in Mandeville, United States

Too bad I UST to live there -_-

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2003-12-05, 2:47 PM #6
Missed me by about 25 miles. lmfao

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2003-12-05, 3:18 PM #7
Holy s***, I just had a heart attack; as my CD drive is really stiff. It just suddenly shot out and lauched a CD at me.

MY COMPUTER IS NOT SAFE

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2003-12-05, 3:33 PM #8
Wait a minute. Does it eject the CD only once? Because I tested that site with two browsers (IE and Firebird) and it didn't eject for Firebird [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-12-05, 3:37 PM #9
O_o a CD was spat from my computer. wtf? Those hackware sons of *****es! *grabs some pitchforks and pieces of wood on fire* Mob!

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2003-12-05, 3:42 PM #10
* If your CD-ROM drive just ejected

* If a big "PRESS ENTER" page just popped up and took over your WHOLE screen when you click HERE

* If a program on YOUR OWN computer LAUNCHES when you click HERE!

* If a file from YOUR OWN computer can BE OPENED when you click HERE! (It should open c:\windows\win.ini as an example)

* If YOUR OWN hard drive directory can be accessed from ANY WEB BROWSER. Click HERE to test.


Firebird is immune to all but the last, because the last one is a feature. The one before it would work also, but they used the wrong format for Firebird. The CD-Rom drive is because of an ActiveX insecurity concerning Windows Media Player and IE. Thus, only applies to IE, because Firebird doesn't come with ActiveX controls.

The second one is a popup, which of course wouldn't work on Firebird. The third one doesn't work either, because Firebird defaults to opening files it can read in itself, before opening external players. (Also requires correct mime-types.)

Oh, and beat GBK to it! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-05, 4:04 PM #11
Said I lived in Brampton... that's where my Internet is routed through, not where I live. Ph00bs

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2003-12-05, 4:16 PM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cool Matty:
* If your CD-ROM drive just ejected

* If a big "PRESS ENTER" page just popped up and took over your WHOLE screen when you click HERE

* If a program on YOUR OWN computer LAUNCHES when you click HERE!

* If a file from YOUR OWN computer can BE OPENED when you click HERE! (It should open c:\windows\win.ini as an example)

* If YOUR OWN hard drive directory can be accessed from ANY WEB BROWSER. Click HERE to test.


Firebird is immune to all but the last, because the last one is a feature. The one before it would work also, but they used the wrong format for Firebird. The CD-Rom drive is because of an ActiveX insecurity concerning Windows Media Player and IE. Thus, only applies to IE, because Firebird doesn't come with ActiveX controls.

The second one is a popup, which of course wouldn't work on Firebird. The third one doesn't work either, because Firebird defaults to opening files it can read in itself, before opening external players. (Also requires correct mime-types.)

Oh, and beat GBK to it! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


change that all to opera and you've got my experience. poor, poor, gullible people who still use IE. i pity them. (PS i dont mean people using IE are gullible, jsut that there are people on IE that will fall for this)

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2003-12-05, 4:31 PM #13
Thats funny...

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2003-12-05, 4:32 PM #14
LOL!

It said:

You are in,


heheheheheh.


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2003-12-05, 4:57 PM #15
Windows 2000 is Your Operating System
You are in AOL, United States


blocked popups: 1

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2003-12-05, 5:02 PM #16
hahahaha! they're off by about 100miles [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
but Wichita is the headquarters of Cox in my area of the country...

that's an amusing ad... those are almost as good as the ones which are "disguised" as windows error messages [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-05, 5:48 PM #17
yeah missed me by about four miles. heh.

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2003-12-05, 5:52 PM #18
OH NO!!! My computer is danger!!! HELP!!!

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2003-12-05, 5:57 PM #19
The location thing is nothing compared to what follows.

Oh no! Clicking a .txt file opened notepad! That means they can open all my programs!!!!

Oh no! A browser that is integrated with windows opened a program in the C:/ directory!
And I can access my hard drive with it!

And then there's the "buy these programs to give SPIES the one-two punch they deserve!"

Spy: *limps in pain* the user just installed a program that may or may not prevent me from monitoring their internet activities!
*reels from another blow* God no! Not a program that lets them delete data from their hard drive!

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2003-12-06, 2:22 AM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You are in Vamdrup, Denmark.</font>


Not even near it!
2003-12-06, 2:28 AM #21
Apparently Im in Woodbridge, United States... Where is Woodbridge, United States?

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2003-12-06, 2:41 AM #22
Uh-oh, Yoda my Cd-drive got stiff to and them poped out without me pushing the button or click "eject" and it was also right about where I live, Chicago Il, well I live about and hour away from there but close enough, I am being hunted?

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2003-12-06, 3:57 AM #23
What am I missing?

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2003-12-06, 4:04 AM #24
That was ammsuing...

the thing about opening the C drive from the internet... thats funny... cause it's not they they just made a link to the default drive on 90% of all computers... I made the same thing hyappen when i was making websites and I tested them on the computer first, then uploaded them and forgot to change some links and they opened up my C drive folders and looked in the images directory, on anyone elses computer they would get a 404 error

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2003-12-06, 4:06 AM #25
off by about 10 miles

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2003-12-06, 5:42 AM #26
Missed me by over 100km. It said I was in Windsor. Detroit is right accross the river from Windsor for anyone that isn't sure where Windsor is.


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2003-12-06, 5:56 AM #27
I think the whole location thing is where the ISP is located.
Mine says St. Paul, Minnesota but I live in Eagan. It's not far though, and St. Paul and Minneapolis are the two major cities that I live close to.

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All you need is love.
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2003-12-06, 6:03 AM #28
My CD drive didn't open! Ha! And I don't live in Lowell... (Thank Goodness...)

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2003-12-06, 6:06 AM #29
After checking the source code, it looks like they got the tools to find your location here: http://www.geobytes.com/

Dear God. Check out the demo on that site. The women are all portrayed in a sexist manner. They looks like freaks, especially Ms. San Fransisco.
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[This message has been edited by dry gear the frog (edited December 06, 2003).]
It's not the side effects of cocaine, so then I'm thinking that it must be love
2003-12-06, 6:25 AM #30
Are they allowed to do this?
They have a 'test' for your comps security. Click here and if your hard drives directory shows up, you're vulnerable.

That's misleading. Any browser will look in your c directory if you ask it to.

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2003-12-06, 7:50 AM #31
"You are in Chester, United Kingdom"

Wrong country and 500km or so away...

Do I win a prize for the lowest accuracy?
2003-12-06, 7:58 AM #32
You are in Saint Paul, United States

not even close

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2003-12-06, 10:22 AM #33
"You are in Norman, United States"

Should've just said Tulsa, they would've been much much much closer.

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2003-12-06, 10:29 AM #34
Am I the only one who doesn't see a link in that post? Here's what I see:

[http://cygnusx.cjb.net/Misc/uh.jpg]

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Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
2003-12-06, 10:31 AM #35
yes [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-06, 10:34 AM #36
I don't see anything either!

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Archeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine, it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2003-12-06, 10:42 AM #37
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Did you know... that your computer is spying on you? Did you know for example that every click you make on Windows Start Menu is logged and stored permanently on a hidden encrypted database within your own computer?</font>



Heh, thats kinda funny . . cause . .you know . . I dont have a Windows Start Menu... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-06, 11:52 AM #38
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by RotM_igotissues:
You are in Saint Paul, United States

not even close
</font>

You too? What city do you live in?

Here's the link again, maybe it'll work for everyone this time... http://ad1.zendmedia.com/ad-spy_hdc.php?id=start6



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All you need is love.
It's not the side effects of cocaine, so then I'm thinking that it must be love
2003-12-06, 1:18 PM #39
Code:
<BR>
You too? What city do you live in?
<P>
Here's the link again, maybe it'll work for everyone this time...   
<P>
<P>
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<BR>
All you need is love.


Is this a joke I'm failing to grasp? There is definitely no link there.

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Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
2003-12-06, 1:29 PM #40
10 miles seems pretty good to me, mine was about 450 miles off

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