Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → this just in...
this just in...
2004-01-24, 5:36 AM #1
HL2 was delayed yet again when Gabe Newell ate the entire HL2 dev team...

let's make this the "wouldn't it be funny if..." thread... i'm bored

------------------
wang is within all

[This message has been edited by DrkJedi82 (edited January 24, 2004).]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-01-24, 5:38 AM #2
Wouldn't it be funny...

If DrkJedi82 didn't waste forum space?

SNAP

kidding.

------------------
"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2004-01-24, 5:39 AM #3
George Broussard stops eating, gets out of his seat, goes back to the 3DRealms HQ and actually finishes Duke Nukem Forever. Once released with its new engine that rivals real life for sheer eyecandy, it is named the greatest game of all time.

------------------
S51

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'
2004-01-24, 5:40 AM #4
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Super S51:
George Broussard stops eating, gets out of his seat, goes back to the 3DRealms HQ and actually finishes Duke Nukem Forever. Once released with its new engine that rivals real life for sheer eyecandy, it is named the greatest game of all time.

</font>



that will ahppen in the year 2481

------------------
wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-01-24, 5:46 AM #5
Wouldn't it be funny if Half Life 2 was actually released?

------------------
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-01-24, 5:53 AM #6
Wouldn't it be funny if HL2 was released in a game pack with Duke Nukem Forever?

------------------
.hack//SIGN - The World - Just Believe

(Yes, This is Cool Matty)
.hack//SIGN - The World - Just Believe

(Yes, This is Cool Matty)
2004-01-24, 8:26 AM #7
Wouldnt it be funny if both HL2 and DNF had 2d graphics?

------------------
"Hass, alkoss, gyarapíts: s a haza fényre derûl!"

-Kölcsey Ferenc
2004-01-24, 8:31 AM #8
Wouldnt it be funny if DNF and HL2 were the same game?

------------------
mir·ow ( V ) Pronunciation Key (meer-oh)
Someone or something that possesses unfathomable awesomeness
2004-01-24, 8:34 AM #9
wouldnt it be funny if i had more cheez its.

------------------
please
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-01-24, 9:56 AM #10
Wouldn't it be funny if my life were a big burrito?

------------------
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

-Albert Einstein
2004-01-24, 9:57 AM #11
Wouldn't it be funny if a penguin beat an ape, and THEY ended up being HL2, which IS DNF?

------------------
There is no signature
D E A T H
2004-01-24, 10:09 AM #12
Wouldnt it be funny, if the 2.6 kernel has a hidden easter egg... An ncurses version of the leaked HL2! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

------------------
The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-24, 10:24 AM #13
Wouldn't it be funny if something humorous happened?

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-24, 10:49 AM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Wouldn't it be funny if something humorous happened?

</font>


Nope

------------------
Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-01-24, 10:53 AM #15
oh [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

*failure*

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-24, 11:44 AM #16
Wouldn't it be funny if we all just stopped the world from turning?

------------------
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
----@%
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2004-01-24, 11:47 AM #17
Wouldn't it be funny if we came on MSN, Echoman? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

------------------
Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-01-24, 4:14 PM #18
pankakez
2004-01-24, 4:22 PM #19
I don't use MSN [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
----@%
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2004-01-24, 5:59 PM #20
Wouldn't it be funny if a monkey came and ate all your gym socks while playing a violin and bass drum on the night of the fifth in August, in the year 3003, when you were busy dancing to a Michael Jackson song?

[Edit: Me no can speel.]
------------------
Guess what? Yep, that's right. No, no, really, it's right. Think it's wrong? You're right, it's wrong. Know why? 'Cause it is

[This message has been edited by JJPSX (edited January 24, 2004).]
Guess what? Yep, that's right. No, no, really, it's right. Think it's wrong? You're right, it's wrong. Know why? 'Cause it is
2004-01-24, 6:04 PM #21
WOuldn't it be funny if Jazz Jackrabbit 3 was somehoe uncanceld!

------------------
When you expect the pain - nothing left to ascertain
When you respect the lie - Deadly chasm open wide
---Circle of Dust "Chasm"
He's Watching you
…../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_………
…( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : : o`-, ….
2004-01-24, 6:53 PM #22
Wouldn't it be funny if GBK became a male model?

------------------
"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance
2004-01-24, 6:59 PM #23
Wouldn't it be funny if Emperor Palpatine electrocuted Luke to death in RotJ?

------------------
Have a good one,
Freelancer
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2004-01-24, 11:17 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
Wouldn't it be funny if Emperor Palpatine electrocuted Luke to death in RotJ?

</font>


yes.

------------------
"Hass, alkoss, gyarapíts: s a haza fényre derûl!"

-Kölcsey Ferenc
2004-01-25, 12:03 AM #25
Wouldn't it be funny if Michael Jackson...

...well, you know.

------------------
"They came to sieze and take whatever they please,
Then all they gave back was death and disease." ~Darkness, Rage Against the Machine
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2004-01-25, 9:05 AM #26
Wouldn't it be funny if the whole population of the northern hemisphere looked up and sneezed therefore making the moon spin out of orbit

------------------
Rah!
/fluffle
2004-01-25, 9:15 AM #27
Wouldn't it be funny if I had something funny to post on this thread?

------------------
I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-25, 9:26 AM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schming:
wouldnt it be funny if i had more cheez its.

</font>


/me hands some over [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
wouldn't it be funny if everyone you hated bursted into sponatous flame?

------------------
<Genki> oh, where are you going, with beards all a waggin, no knowin no knowin what bring dear Mr. Baggins, and Balin, and Dwalin, here down in the vally Ah ha!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-01-25, 9:30 AM #29
I'd laugh

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-25, 10:47 AM #30
ok, he's a joke:

3 Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of
tracks. The first marine said "Those are deer tracks." The second
marine said "No, those are elk tracks." The third marine said "You're
both wrong, those are moose tracks." The marines were still arguing
when the train hit them.


------------------
IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-01-25, 10:55 AM #31
<3 Elana

------------------
Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-01-25, 11:00 AM #32
hehehe

------------------
I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?

↑ Up to the top!