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Van Helsing
2004-01-25, 8:29 AM #1
Why don't they just call it LXG 2?

THE SITE http://www.vanhelsing.net

THE TRAILER http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/van_helsing/

Van Helsing vs. LXG

The Wolfman!
Frankenstein!
Dracula!

Vs.

A Hunter!
Dr.Jekyll / Mr.Hyde
A Vampire!

Seriously how much more of a LXG rip off can it be?... I can't wait to see it [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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2004-01-25, 8:58 AM #2
THe preview looked pretty cool

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Pissed Off?
2004-01-25, 9:23 AM #3
It's not an LXG rip off. Van Helsing is way better than the puny LXG. You'll see.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
2004-01-25, 9:30 AM #4
I know, I mean it just looks that way, tone setting color useage.

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Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-25, 1:42 PM #5
Too bad they're not following the older Helsing stories closely.

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omnia mea mecum porto
2004-01-26, 3:23 AM #6
Now there's an entertaining movie if I ever saw one.

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The answer is maybe.
2004-01-26, 4:49 AM #7
It has potential but it is probably going to suck.

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2004-01-26, 9:18 AM #8
I saw the previews, and I'll just say I can't wait to see it.

He uses a collapseable cross to kill demons, how cool is that?

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2004-01-26, 6:44 PM #9
What's with all the awful monster movies coming out? I saw a trailer for "Hellboy" which looked exceptionally awful.

I just checked the IMDB. Apparently he was conjured by NAZIS. Nazis! Always a sign of quality storytelling...
2004-01-26, 6:51 PM #10
Seeing as the movie is based on the comic book, it's not the movie writer's fault.

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Pissed Off?
2004-01-26, 9:08 PM #11
Indeed, it could've been worse and they could've renamed them to "misunderstood religious extremists."

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2004-01-27, 10:30 AM #12
Is it just me, or does he talk exactly like Wolverine in the preview? I know he is Aussie, but he could of changed the voice a little, maybe tried a British voice or something.

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2004-01-27, 3:04 PM #13
He sounds like someone from spain to me.

Oh and... uh... dracula?

[http://ut2k3net.com/cazor/dracula.jpg]

Kinda.. uh... yeah.

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2004-01-27, 3:07 PM #14
Dracula never had holes in his skull. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-01-27, 3:13 PM #15
[http://www.movieconnection.it/schede/nosferatu.jpg]

Lets see them make a movie that looks like this. I'd go see it in a heart beat. Especially if it was a silent film... hmm... there's a huge lack of silent films in todays modern movie industry. Tragic.

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