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I am never drinking soda by my computer again.
2004-01-28, 3:22 PM #1
Ya, well I was checking out Massassi while drinking a Dr. Pepper, and I went to go get a CD on my desk (which is unreasonably messy) and pushed a bunch of junk and it accidentally hit the Dr. Pepper and almost hit my computer, just missed it by about and inch. So I cleaned it up.


I am not sure what damage it might have caused if it did land on it, but I don't want to find out.

SO does anyone else have a near-computer destroying story?


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2004-01-28, 3:25 PM #2
In the computer woould have been worse than on. Might want to clean up your desk.

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2004-01-28, 3:29 PM #3
M kebord is stky frm soa

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2004-01-28, 4:20 PM #4
I've had a pc struck by lightning....and once my dad spilled pepsi on the numpad of our old keyboard.


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2004-01-28, 4:26 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I am never drinking soda by my computer again.</font>


Pfft... who do you think that you're kidding? You know you will! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
2004-01-28, 4:54 PM #6
My keyboard is supposed to have this special "spill-resistant" stuff. I'd rather not try and test it out...

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2004-01-28, 5:45 PM #7
ARGH, I just typed out a whole post, and I hit "clear fields" instead of "submit reply"... son of a *****. It was a good post too, but I dont wanna type it out again.

BTW, there is a bunch of hair and food crumbs and gunk building up in my keyboard... does that count?

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2004-01-28, 5:56 PM #8
I once pulled yanked my p4 2.6 GHz out of it's socket without disengaging it while removing the heatsink... it was bonded with the thermal paste. Then, I put it back in without new thermal paste and the thing overheated to 167 degrees farenheit.

Yes, it does work.

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2004-01-28, 6:00 PM #9
Yes Mystic0, that's around 70 degrees C so the processor should still run. I know the AMDs are rated for around 70 C...but I wouldn't trust it.
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2004-01-28, 6:05 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wuss:
Pfft... who do you think that you're kidding? You know you will! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]</font>


<.<
>.>

*takes sip*



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2004-01-28, 6:09 PM #11
I once touched the mainboard in my television while it was plugged in. My friends think that's what's wrong with me. :/

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2004-01-28, 6:41 PM #12
Ispilledsomesodaonmykeyboard.Nowthespacebardoesn'twork... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MentatMM:
I once touched the mainboard in my television while it was plugged in. My friends think that's what's wrong with me. :/</font>


Touching the board probly wouldnt hurt you.... However, ripping off a capacitor and sticking it to your tongue would hurt.

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2004-01-28, 6:44 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I am never drinking soda by my computer again.</font>


Damn, the first time in months I have a soda with me at the computer, this is the thread that greets me to the discussion forum. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-01-28, 6:51 PM #14
I kncked a glass of coke onto the power circut of my computer. Also I knocked a glass of coke onto my cellphone and it got completely drenched.

Surprisingly no damage was done on both occasions.

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2004-01-28, 7:03 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Ispilledsomesodaonmykeyboard.Nowthespacebardoesn'twork... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


Touching the board probly wouldnt hurt you.... However, ripping off a capacitor and sticking it to your tongue would hurt.

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This is really really sad:

I’ve done exactly that... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

I’ve actually use the "taste test" on circuit board capacitors before to see if they were holding a charge. I’ve only done it on the small ones, because I’ve actually touched some of the larger ones, and those hurt when its just your hand that brushes against them...


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2004-01-28, 7:03 PM #16
Another thing i did was drop a memory card (console) into a cup of water.

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Signatures are overrated.

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2004-01-28, 7:14 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MentatMM:
I once touched the mainboard in my television while it was plugged in. My friends think that's what's wrong with me. :/</font>


I once managed touch the inside of my power supply while the PC was on. That was fun.

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2004-01-28, 7:25 PM #18
My friend got a tiny little bit of soda inside his computer and it completely fried his motherboard, and a few other things. I laughed at him.

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2004-01-28, 10:07 PM #19
My keyboard is about 15 years old (I think it was originally white!)

I've dropped it on the floor more times than I can remember. I've dropped it down stairs once. I've spilled water or other liquids on it numerous times, including a whole glass at one point.

It still works as if it were new.

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2004-01-28, 10:29 PM #20
I've spilt soda over my computer desk quite a few times. One time in particular was quite bad. I used to have a desk with a slide-out keyboard tray. I used to just sit my soda next to the keyboard on the tray, and one time I accidently kicked my leg up and into the bottom of the tray, sending the can into the air. That was much fun to clean up.

And I've shocked myself many times with the capacitors used in camera flashes. And once got a nasty shock from a VCR while I was repairing it. I sort of.. forgot to unplug it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-01-28, 10:39 PM #21
Oops

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2004-01-28, 11:17 PM #22
I've had to buy a new keyboard after I was typing with a wound in the palm of my hand (didn't even notice it!) and the center of my keybord didn't funbction anymore.

besides, who'd want a white/red keyboard?!

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2004-01-29, 12:08 AM #23
Once spilt half a can of beer over my keyboard. At the time I was more upset about the beer.

Keyboard didn't not work, rather it worked a bit TOO well. If you ever want a stream of random characters at a very high rate, I suggest this method.

Took the keyboard to bits, dried out the sheets inside, put it back together and it was as good as new.

This was the same evening as another guy was lobbing junk CDs I used as coasters around the room. Nearly destroyed my monitor with one.
2004-01-29, 12:27 AM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Ispilledsomesodaonmykeyboard.Nowthespacebardoesn'twork... </font>


To think that the first thing that made me think of was JavaScript. Bleh...

My sister spilled Orange Juice on my parents' keyboard (promptly dissasembled and cleaned it, it was fine).
Later, she spilled root beer on my printer (it's fine).
A friend nearly saw a cup of DP go through the fan on the top of his case (the holder of the cup nearly died).
I knocked over a cup of DP that was sitting atop my case, it splashed through the fan on the side panel (shut the comp off, checked everything, let it dry... it's fine).

All of these have been dropped more than once each, and still work quite well ('cept for the keyboard, it died on it's own). Computer hardware seems quite resilient, no?

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2004-01-29, 12:29 AM #25
i dont use a glass.

score

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2004-01-29, 12:32 AM #26
I once spilt pure orange juice into my Amiga. It still worked.

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2004-01-29, 12:53 AM #27
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2004-01-29, 6:25 AM #28
I spilt a large glass of root beer by my computer. Now my surge-protector's button sticks a little when you push it on/off, and my "gel pad for the wrist" thing is stained.

Everything still works, but it was a little scary at first, when the outlet holes started to sizzle a little.

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2004-01-29, 6:39 AM #29
A few days ago, I spilt a whole mug of tea over my desk. I managed to save the keyboard! But the mouse was nearly submerged. I cleaned it off with water, cleaned out the optical bit and it still works fine.

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2004-01-29, 6:48 AM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by - Tony -:
I once spilt pure orange juice into my Amiga. It still worked.</font>


Orange juice; does an Amiga good! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-01-29, 7:04 AM #31
After typing, I need to manipulate a crowbar with my teeth in order to pry my fingers from my soda-sticky keyboard.

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2004-01-29, 7:23 AM #32
You seriously need to be careful. If you're visiting massassi at the time you spill soda on your computer, you could seriously short out our server.
[http://www.massassi.net/etc/massassiserver.jpg]

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2004-01-29, 7:29 AM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
My keyboard is about 15 years old (I think it was originally white!)
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What colour is it now? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] My old keyboard used to be white and after 5 years its now a dingy (word?) yellow. I didn't even notice until I saw my new keyboard.



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2004-01-29, 7:31 AM #34
LOL, same with the keyboard on my dad's PC. It started of as a light gray color, but is now darker gray and has tons of grime between the keys....

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2004-01-29, 8:15 AM #35
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
You seriously need to be careful. If you're visiting massassi at the time you spill soda on your computer, you could seriously short out our server.

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Heh... I love the efficiency.. nice sign too... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/cool.gif]



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2004-01-29, 8:20 AM #36
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That looks like my server room.

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2004-01-29, 10:17 AM #37
Everyone knows about sunny d right? And when there is a bit left, you drink it straight from the bottle right? And every now and then you put the cap on and shake it RIGHT? Right. Well. Let's just say little Glyde here forgot to put that danged cap back on when he shook the large half full bottle. Don't worry. I used a rusty compass to pry off every key and clean the insides. then put the keys back on. That gave me a very evil idea for one of the class computers.. Say you tried to type "My name is Ben." You'd get (for those computer illiterate people) "It wils be osw"

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2004-01-29, 11:41 AM #38
Hm, I once ran a little qbasic program called "remline" and typed in windows on my dads old 486. As it turns out, the program erased ever line in the computer with the string 'windows' in it. You can probobly gueessed what happened. (I was about 10)

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2004-01-29, 12:48 PM #39
I spilled soda on my keyboard once. It was a good keyboard. I didnt do anything about it and just let it sink in. 2 hours later, it didnt work. It would keep pressing its own buttons and one time it tried to call dell support on line (im guessing because that's one of the buttons). I couldn't type with it anymore so it was trash. Now ive got a really crappy keyboard. 4 weeks later I went to my grandma's house and spilt sprite on her computer. I did actually do something this time though so it is fine but the point is that I was stupid enough to bring drinks near a comp again.

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2004-01-29, 12:58 PM #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mystic0:
Hm, I once ran a little qbasic program called "remline" and typed in windows on my dads old 486. As it turns out, the program erased ever line in the computer with the string 'windows' in it. You can probobly gueessed what happened. (I was about 10)

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Smooth. Just don't share the program, might tempt me to use it on my old computer. Frelling WinME.


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