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This oughta raise your spirts
2004-01-29, 1:12 PM #1
Hormel Chili Tainted with Calculator Parts

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2004-01-29, 1:15 PM #2
I JUST ate Hormel Chili..for the first time in years....today.

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2004-01-29, 1:21 PM #3
How the **** did a calculator get in there??

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2004-01-29, 1:29 PM #4
...Ok, that cans it, Ill never eat chili again...

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2004-01-29, 1:36 PM #5
So this guy goes into a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili. The waiter says, "I'm really sorry, but we're all out of chili. That guy over there got the last bowl."
So, guy #1 looks over and sees that guy #2 hasn't eaten any of it, so he walks over to his table and says, "Hey, do you mind if I have that chili?"
Guy #2 says, "No problem, go right ahead."
So guy #1 takes the bowl back to his table and starts eating. He is about 3/4 finished when he finds a dead rat in the bottom of the bowl. He is so disgusted that he throws up the chili right back into the bowl.

Guy #2 looks over and says, "That's about as far as I got too."

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2004-01-29, 1:41 PM #6
^^^ nice jokes

i alway have home made chilli with fresh ingrediants [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] tastes nicer

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