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Russian Roulette for kids!
2004-01-30, 2:24 PM #1
http://noisydisco.free.fr/kaba-kick.jpg

Discuss. 0_o


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2004-01-30, 2:26 PM #2
Fake? (Photoshop effort) Other than that...er... scared!

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2004-01-30, 2:27 PM #3
That looks EXACTLY like this funny little korean kid at my school. Haha, this toy seems like it might be teaching kids bad things... Once they hit mass depression and their teenage years they might end up wanting to play with real bullets... That picture looks funny. Heheh.

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2004-01-30, 2:27 PM #4
if thats real my god...but i bet its photoshoped

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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs
2004-01-30, 2:31 PM #5
I hope its out in time for Christmas... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-01-30, 2:35 PM #6
awwww.. how cute

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2004-01-30, 2:40 PM #7
that would make the COOLEST gag gift [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-01-30, 4:31 PM #8
...that's too frickin funny to be just a photoshopping.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-01-30, 5:25 PM #9
I think it's a good idea to teach kids to kill themselves. Anyone here ever read A Modest Proposal?
2004-01-30, 6:48 PM #10
Heh. A Modest Proposal rocked.

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2004-01-30, 9:31 PM #11
If that' real, there are some stupid and messed up people out there (more thatn usual, anyway).

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
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2004-01-30, 9:39 PM #12
Guns are for wimps, real men use anti-tank mines.
2004-01-30, 9:44 PM #13
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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-31, 2:09 AM #14
real men... in 5000 assorted pieces, all the way up the street.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-01-31, 2:17 AM #15
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Thats just... insane.

2004-01-31, 6:50 AM #16
Now that's going out with a bang.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-01-31, 6:56 AM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Their companionable arguing continued for hours, until one man pulled out a 25-year-old unexploded anti-tank mine found in his backyard.</font>



...This gives new meaning to the commonality of referring to dog crap as "land mines"...

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-31, 8:20 AM #18
The funny thing is that it took them a few minutes to get it to explode.

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WOOSH.
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Warhead[97]
2004-01-31, 8:56 AM #19
Probably had to have a certain amount of pressure applied, you wouldn't want your trap to be blown (literally) by a scout walking in front of the tank.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-01-31, 9:15 AM #20
True. True....

*runs*

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WOOSH.
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Warhead[97]
2004-01-31, 10:21 AM #21
I approve immensely. Solve overpopulation.

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2004-01-31, 10:30 AM #22
While getting rid of stupid people at the same time. Two birds with one stone.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-31, 11:08 AM #23
Now I know what I want for Christmas next year.

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2004-01-31, 12:28 PM #24
That's just that many stupid children that we won't have to deal with.

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2004-01-31, 2:11 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GhostOfYoda:
Now I know what I want for Christmas next year.

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Screw the gun. I want an anti-tank mine..

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2004-01-31, 3:42 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
Screw the gun. I want an anti-tank mine..</font>


Really? Gimme your address and Ill FedEx you one.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-31, 4:54 PM #27
ahahahahhahahahhahhahahaha

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2004-01-31, 5:28 PM #28
FedEx? It'll explode before it gets there.

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WOOSH.
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Warhead[97]
2004-01-31, 7:04 PM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Really? Gimme your address and Ill FedEx you one.

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I hope it gets here soon!

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