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Peace man....so begins happy hour
2003-12-07, 5:52 PM #1
Wow, has this been Official Massassi Conflict Day? More than a couple of threads have been getting pretty heated. I don't know about anyone else, but I could use a nice long drink.

Bartender, tall glass of kahlua on the rocks.

Oh, and don't you underagers even think of pulling fake ID! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2003-12-07, 6:03 PM #2
/me goes to bar and orders root beer.

"Cheers"

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2003-12-07, 6:09 PM #3
/me gets another and chats w/ Echoman

today has been quite ........ controversial [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

good idea btw Jaiph

/me toasts

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oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum
2003-12-07, 6:21 PM #4
*lugs out some white-wine-inna-box*

What ??

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2003-12-07, 6:32 PM #5
Bartender, Scotch on the rocks [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Kilroy Was Here
2003-12-07, 6:36 PM #6
Bacardi and Coke. Double Barcadi, please.

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The Massassi-Map
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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2003-12-07, 6:39 PM #7
I'll take a white Russian.

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2003-12-07, 6:40 PM #8
I'll have a coke on the rocks.
Warhead[97]
2003-12-07, 6:52 PM #9
ill have a coke in a glass

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2003-12-07, 7:18 PM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by 7:
ill have a pepsi in a glass

</font>


Corrected [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-07, 7:19 PM #11
I would like to amend my order, I too would like mine in a glass.
Warhead[97]
2003-12-07, 7:20 PM #12
I'll take a carton of milk. Lowfat please.

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2003-12-07, 8:21 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Veeger:
I'll take a carton of milk. Lowfat please.

</font>


...

Quit looking at me like that.

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Moo.
Moo.
2003-12-07, 8:53 PM #14
jack and coke, please.

don't forget about santa. he's watching still, you know. that list isn't permanent until christmas eve.

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2003-12-07, 8:58 PM #15
Alcohol!? You want to share alcohol!? You should know that my parents were killed by a rampaging alcohol monster! You inconsiderate lout! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
2003-12-07, 8:59 PM #16
Gasp! Jeff is suggesting drinking as a means of solving all our woes! He's a bad bad person! [initialize arguement here]! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-07, 9:07 PM #17
I'll have a bottle of scotch.
2003-12-07, 9:48 PM #18
Rye and ginger please.


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2003-12-07, 9:56 PM #19
Zero to drunk in half a bottle. Woo! I am the king of no-pants!
2003-12-07, 10:08 PM #20
Give me a pint of Guinness

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2003-12-07, 10:50 PM #21
Can someone please explain to poor little ignorant me what 'on the rocks' means? I know not your filthy alcoholic lingo.
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2003-12-07, 11:01 PM #22
I'm pretty sure that when you ask for a drink "on the rocks", you get ice with it.

For example if I asked for a bourbon and coke on the rocks, I expect ice with my drink.

Cheers
/drinks bourbon and coke

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2003-12-07, 11:23 PM #23
Cheererarss...

*swigs from his bottle of scotch*
2003-12-07, 11:56 PM #24
I'll have a beer. Just a beer. How unoriginal. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2003-12-07, 11:59 PM #25
Chugga chugga chugga chugga WOO WOO!
2003-12-08, 12:46 AM #26
Give me whatever will get me the most drunk in the shortest time possible for the lowest ammount of money.

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2003-12-08, 3:12 AM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by gothicX:
I'll have a beer. Just a beer. How unoriginal. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]</font>


sod originality, 'tis the bestest drink. pint ooooooff....hmm...Kronenbourg methinks.
(yes, scarily that is the right spelling)

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2003-12-08, 3:18 AM #28
Mmmmmmmmm, beer. I'll have a pint of Carlton. Need it after a shift like that at work. Oh and do you have any cashews?

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The Massassi-Map
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2003-12-08, 3:59 AM #29
Make mine two vodkas on the rocks - one for me and the other for the lady.

*...cue pause...*

What do you mean "there's no-one next to me?". Well fine, I'll have them both for myself then... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

Ohh cashews - good point - can't have a drink or two without nibbles... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]. Make mine some pork scratchings, bartender [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

-Jackpot

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2003-12-08, 4:57 AM #30
/me calls up a pint of Heineken with a long glass

Dutch beer, yum.

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2003-12-08, 6:07 AM #31
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Give me a pint of Guinness

</font>


Me too, then I wont have to work out!



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2003-12-08, 6:30 AM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by RotM_igotissues:
I'll take a white Russian.

</font>




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2003-12-08, 6:50 AM #33
Sometimes I thought I'd just give up and crawl inside a whiskey bottle. Except you can only do that if you're less than one inch high.

Taking this into consideration, I shall have it in a glass.

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2003-12-08, 6:52 AM #34
Mines not fake. Honest.




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2003-12-08, 6:57 AM #35
I'll simply watch the drunks and be entertained.

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2003-12-08, 7:17 AM #36
Gimme some eggnog. And make it fast!

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2003-12-08, 9:10 AM #37
I don't care just make it hard... I'm not going into this exam sobber.
2003-12-08, 9:12 AM #38
/me kicks the jukebox "Fonz style" and the men without hats come on...

"Your finest imported sounding (root)Beer!"

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2003-12-08, 10:27 AM #39
Make mine a Fosters.

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2003-12-08, 10:36 AM #40
I just want some freshly squeezed blood.

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