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Super Bowl....Commercials
2004-02-01, 1:59 PM #1
I just saw an old guy trip an old lady to get a bag of Lays chips, then the old guy got the chips, but the old lady had his false teeth. Gotta love Super Bowl commercials.

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2004-02-01, 2:17 PM #2
lol im no football fan nor am american
but that sounds halarios

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2004-02-01, 2:33 PM #3
The commercials will be located here,
http://www.adbowl.com
(once the tremendous amount of traffic dies down).
2004-02-01, 3:19 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rod-Nog:
I just saw an old guy trip an old lady to get a bag of Lays chips, then the old guy got the chips, but the old lady had his false teeth. Gotta love Super Bowl commercials.

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Except for the fact that that commercial has been around for atleast a year. Lame, really. You would hope for new commercials.

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2004-02-01, 4:41 PM #5
That was one of a total of THREE really GOOD commercials for the entire game. The commercials this year sucked big time. There is no better or nicer way to say it.

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2004-02-01, 4:53 PM #6
The Budwieser commerical n the first quarter was the best. The one with the coach yelling at the ref. Hilarious and true [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-02-01, 4:57 PM #7
I remember that there were like 3 or 4 funny ones, but I can't even remember them now, so they couldn't have been that great...

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2004-02-01, 4:59 PM #8
I think the AOL high speed ones with the motorcycle guys are funny.

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2004-02-01, 5:05 PM #9
the one with budlight and the dogs was the best.

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2004-02-01, 5:07 PM #10
My favorite was the one near the beginning where the guy's dog fetches a Bud Light when he says 'fetch', and then after the other guy says 'Bud Light' his dog bites the first guy's crotch and the other guy catches it.
2004-02-01, 5:13 PM #11
My favorite was "Seattle: 1953" and the little boy who had to choose between Pepsi and Coke, then chooses and drinks the Pepsi and sees a guitar in the pawn shop window. It wasn't particular funny or catchy, but I thought it was cool. It brought a smile to my face.
2004-02-01, 5:56 PM #12
I always disliked how Pepsi's commercials always rip on Coke rather than expound on its own product's qualities. It's like they are compensating for something, if you know what I mean.

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2004-02-01, 6:01 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KnobZ:
The commercials will be located here,
http://www.adbowl.com
(once the tremendous amount of traffic dies down).</font>


Hmm the sites back up but it seems they arent hosting the commercials, just voting ballots for them...

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2004-02-01, 6:05 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GeneralRamos:
Except for the fact that that commercial has been around for atleast a year. Lame, really. You would hope for new commercials.

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Seriously. It's hard to believe that they probably paid several million to run that ad even though it's so old.



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2004-02-01, 6:40 PM #15
The best commercial I've ever seen: 30 seconds of a monkey, just dancing, then the text "We just wasted 2 million dollars. What will you do with your money?" I forget what company it was for, heh.

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2004-02-02, 3:05 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hellequin:
My favorite was "Seattle: 1953" and the little boy who had to choose between Pepsi and Coke, then chooses and drinks the Pepsi and sees a guitar in the pawn shop window. It wasn't particular funny or catchy, but I thought it was cool. It brought a smile to my face.</font>


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The AOL ones were flat out lame.

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2004-02-02, 3:27 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
The best commercial I've ever seen: 30 seconds of a monkey, just dancing, then the text "We just wasted 2 million dollars. What will you do with your money?" I forget what company it was for, heh.

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I remember that. That was the best commercial that year - in fact, it was the only good one. Until this year, the Superbowl ads have been horrible. This year they were just 'ok', but a step up from the past 5.


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2004-02-02, 3:31 AM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
The best commercial I've ever seen: 30 seconds of a monkey, just dancing, then the text "We just wasted 2 million dollars. What will you do with your money?" I forget what company it was for, heh.

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I was just talking about that Satuday. Haha, it was the best commercial I've ever seen...


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2004-02-02, 4:11 AM #19
Heh... I loved the car commercials, they were the best... And the budweiser commercials (ones with the football ref's, tee hee... open fly...) I wasn't really rooting for any team, I don't watch football that often, but HOLY **** that was a good game [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] the half time show wasn't that bad either... cept for Justin Timberlake, who had no place at a superbowl half-time show... in my opinion anyway... :|

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2004-02-02, 7:07 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
The best commercial I've ever seen: 30 seconds of a monkey, just dancing, then the text "We just wasted 2 million dollars. What will you do with your money?" I forget what company it was for, heh.

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I rememer that. that was hilarious. It was for E-Trade, i believe, though i have no idea why i remember.

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2004-02-02, 2:42 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hellequin:
My favorite was "Seattle: 1953" and the little boy who had to choose between Pepsi and Coke, then chooses and drinks the Pepsi and sees a guitar in the pawn shop window. It wasn't particular funny or catchy, but I thought it was cool. It brought a smile to my face.</font>

I agree. It wasn't really that funny overall, but I laughed a bit when it played the accordion (instead of guitar) and said "Whew! That was close." [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-02-02, 2:44 PM #22
Holy sh...

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2004-02-02, 2:52 PM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
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yep, probably my favorite one, though there may be one or two other good ones, the commercials have been sucking recently

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2004-02-02, 4:42 PM #24
BlueLight had the best commerical of the night? Wanna try my lip gloss?

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2004-02-02, 5:34 PM #25
The ironic thing about most of the Bud commercials (the farting horse, biting dog...) is that anyone that found them funny are too young to drink anyway.

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2004-02-03, 3:45 AM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
The ironic thing about most of the Bud commercials (the farting horse, biting dog...) is that anyone that found them funny are too young to drink anyway.

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Thats not true. My parents thought that those were hilarous. Along with my relatives and teachers.
2004-02-03, 4:17 AM #27
Ok, I think www.ifilm.com has the commercials hosted, for those who didnt watch and want to see them.

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