Today at school we had class battles.
Here's what it is.
Volleyball
Tug of War
Some race, where you put a balloon between Thy'n legs and run a lap around the gym, then sit on it and pop it...odd. Relay race thing.
Women have to put on a hat, shirt, tie and trousers, Men have to put on a dress, a purse, and old lady glasses. They both run laps. Relay race thing.
Three Legged Race.
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So, It's crazy as usual, everyone yelling "FRESHMAN SUCK!" and the Freshman "Sophomores suck!" etc. One Freshman wrote on a paper Fresh-Men (couldn't fit Freshmen on one line) So I stand up and rip open my coat "I'm a fresh man!!"
I signed up for Volleyball. Sophomores got PWND 2 times, we won 2 times.
While the teachers set up the next game thing, people would run around and taunt the other classes.. Well, I get a brilliant plan...I notice that the Seniors are doing Ariels and flips and what not, So my friend and I run out into the gym and start doing that Russian dance (We do that a lot...) Where you cross your arms and kick your legs..yeah that.. well I start to do it backwards, I fall over and do a back-flip. My body was NOT built for that! ouch.
My friend and I then start to get our class (Sophomores) to do “The Wave”. After about 10 tries.........we got like ½ the class to do it.. THATS POOR!! GRR I’M ANGRY.
Here are the final scores.
Freshman – 4th
Sophomores – 2nd
Juniors – 3rd
Seniors – 1st
Oh well, the Seniors ALWAYS come in first.
So happy that we came in second, I take off my coat and start swinging it around, I hit 2 people in the face. Another friend of mine can’t do “The Worm” So he does THE INCH WORM! You all know how an inch worm moves, yeah he did that. Also I feel like a moron in volleyball...The other team serves the ball. It is so noisy I wasn’t really paying attention, I figure that the ref tossed the ball to me to serve it....So I catch the ball! Everyone just stares at me, jaws on the floor...”Oops.”
Fun fun fun!
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Contrafribularities
[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited February 03, 2004).]
Here's what it is.
Volleyball
Tug of War
Some race, where you put a balloon between Thy'n legs and run a lap around the gym, then sit on it and pop it...odd. Relay race thing.
Women have to put on a hat, shirt, tie and trousers, Men have to put on a dress, a purse, and old lady glasses. They both run laps. Relay race thing.
Three Legged Race.
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So, It's crazy as usual, everyone yelling "FRESHMAN SUCK!" and the Freshman "Sophomores suck!" etc. One Freshman wrote on a paper Fresh-Men (couldn't fit Freshmen on one line) So I stand up and rip open my coat "I'm a fresh man!!"
I signed up for Volleyball. Sophomores got PWND 2 times, we won 2 times.
While the teachers set up the next game thing, people would run around and taunt the other classes.. Well, I get a brilliant plan...I notice that the Seniors are doing Ariels and flips and what not, So my friend and I run out into the gym and start doing that Russian dance (We do that a lot...) Where you cross your arms and kick your legs..yeah that.. well I start to do it backwards, I fall over and do a back-flip. My body was NOT built for that! ouch.
My friend and I then start to get our class (Sophomores) to do “The Wave”. After about 10 tries.........we got like ½ the class to do it.. THATS POOR!! GRR I’M ANGRY.
Here are the final scores.
Freshman – 4th
Sophomores – 2nd
Juniors – 3rd
Seniors – 1st
Oh well, the Seniors ALWAYS come in first.
So happy that we came in second, I take off my coat and start swinging it around, I hit 2 people in the face. Another friend of mine can’t do “The Worm” So he does THE INCH WORM! You all know how an inch worm moves, yeah he did that. Also I feel like a moron in volleyball...The other team serves the ball. It is so noisy I wasn’t really paying attention, I figure that the ref tossed the ball to me to serve it....So I catch the ball! Everyone just stares at me, jaws on the floor...”Oops.”
Fun fun fun!
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Contrafribularities
[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited February 03, 2004).]
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV