I'm such a moron. I read a post on http://slashdot.org/ about how Microsoft released a patch (finally) for the security vulnerability discussed here in another thread. So I clicked the link and tried to run Windows Update. Then I realized that I was on Linux. I'm not joking. I was using Windows for so long that it's hard to break old habits!
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