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Need some help from japanese/chinese readers
2004-02-04, 5:38 AM #1
http://japanbreakindstries.hp.infoseek.co.jp/STEELBALL.swf

^^^ Can anyone tell me WTF is going on with that game? No-one in my office can read the text, and we can't figure it out by experimentation either. Any explanations gratefully received.
2004-02-04, 5:45 AM #2
Man, that is comedy gold. I don't care what you are supposed to do, but dang that is funny...

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2004-02-04, 5:50 AM #3
Oh yeah, as the ball comes to you, press space bar, and he puts his arms up. Rapidly tap it I guess... just supposed to catch the ball, I think the meter is the strength?

Just been getting straight excellents...

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2004-02-04, 5:54 AM #4
We'd figured catching the ball, it's the timing not how rapidly you press it.

then hit B repeatedly to build up the power bar as he pulls back to throw.
2004-02-04, 6:03 AM #5
wtf?

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2004-02-04, 6:10 AM #6
Holy S^*$!

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2004-02-04, 6:15 AM #7
[http://blargh.mine.nu/test/4/81075914503.jpg]

AAAAUGH!!!

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2004-02-04, 6:17 AM #8
I can only assume it's about prison somehow, and the steel ball is, y'know, one of those balls they'll chain around peoples' ankles.

The Japanese are crazy.
2004-02-04, 6:28 AM #9
Well, I can beat level one. Basically you have to catch it, then you start tapping the B button like a madman and hope you get enough power built up so that when you hurl the ball back down the road it complete ruins some guy's house. If you don't build up enough power, the ball doesn't hit the house and starts rolling back down the road, and completely ruins you.

The mission is never end...

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2004-02-04, 2:03 PM #10
Psh, just beat the entire game. Gotta time the catch, then slam on that b button like mad. I mean, like spasming mad.

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2004-02-04, 2:11 PM #11
This just makes me hate Japan a little bit more.

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2004-02-04, 2:21 PM #12
The mission is never end!

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
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--Garrison Keillor
2004-02-04, 2:25 PM #13
I broke down

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2004-02-04, 7:59 PM #14
What... the hell...

More importantly why?

BTW, I lost. Many times.

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2004-02-04, 9:17 PM #15
Well I found out that if you don't throw with enough power, and when it comes back if you spam b you'll git rdy to catch it again
2004-02-06, 8:00 AM #16
What does the text on the last level say?

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2004-02-06, 8:24 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
This just makes me hate Japan a little bit more.

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2004-02-06, 8:34 AM #18
Ok, so on the third level, you have to destroy a skyscraper. So let me get this straight. The Japanese are apparently brainwashing us into destroying buildings for them.. So the japanese are turning our young children into terrorists..

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2004-02-06, 8:41 AM #19
THE MISSION IS NEVER END!

Ah, Japanese.

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