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The most annoying commercials I.Y.O.
2004-02-06, 11:28 AM #1
Here's the ones that come to mind:

1. The new quizno's commercial

This has to be the most annoying commercial ever. (For those who haven't seen it... I envy you.)

The commercial features these rat-puppet things singing really stupid stuff in incredibly annoying voices. I'm sure it's funny if you've been smoking reefer all day, but if you haven't, it's incredibly lame. I would never go to quiznos now. What the hell was the marketing team for quiznos thinking? Surely they could do better than that.


2. The smart and final commercials.

I hate that annoying little kid. Enough said. I'll always go to costco from now on simply because it doesn't waste my time with rage-inspiring ads.


What commercials do you hate the most?

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2004-02-06, 11:32 AM #2
I LOVE THE QUIZZNOS COMMERCIAL

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2004-02-06, 11:33 AM #3
Dude, don't bash the new Quizmos commercial. It is freaking hilarious. It does what most commercials cant, it catches your attention, looks rediculously low budget, and makes you laugh. What more should a commercial do?

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2004-02-06, 11:35 AM #4
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What more should a commercial do?

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it shouldn't piss me off. Sure, it gets my attention, but pretty much in the same way that having cat s*** thrown at me would get my attention. Everyone else i talked to hates it as much (if not more than) I do.


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2004-02-06, 11:36 AM #5
There was that lame *** starwars comercil [for the movies] where it said: YO DA MAN WHEN YOU BUY EPISODE 2!!! yoda man get the idioticnis there? i mean like geez what the HELL was the starwars marketing team thinking! who the hell let this get through the stupidness detectors?what is the star wars universe coming to?...

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2004-02-06, 11:38 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
it shouldn't piss me off. Sure, it gets my attention, but pretty much in the same way that having cat s*** thrown at me would get my attention. Everyone else i talked to hates it as much (if not more than) I do.</font>

How does that commercial piss you off? Seriously...
2004-02-06, 11:40 AM #7
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How does that commercial piss you off? Seriously...
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It's just the way that it's done. For one, the voices are incredibly annoying, and second, the song makes no sense. (whats the "we have a pepper bar!" line doing in there? )


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2004-02-06, 11:57 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
(whats the "we have a pepper bar!" line doing in there? )</font>

I dont know.. rofl... its just funny.
2004-02-06, 12:24 PM #9
Any and all of the new McDonalds commercials.

I want to shoot the PR rep who came up with that idea.

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2004-02-06, 12:28 PM #10
Im lovin' it! AGHHHHHHH DIE! 40% of the reason I don't eat there is because all the Mc.Donalds commercials are aimed at the "ghetto people" and the fo-shizzle-rap-star-what-what-my-n****-people. the other 60% is because that food is the devil. Haven't eaten it in 2 years, don't plan to ever again.

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2004-02-06, 12:47 PM #11
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2004-02-06, 1:17 PM #12
The Quizno's commercial is geared towards the unintelligent youth of America.

Kind of sad, isn't it?

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2004-02-06, 1:45 PM #13
Watch less TV?
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2004-02-06, 2:17 PM #14
We like the moon because it is close to us.

You people just lack the background to appreciate the Quizno commercial's genius.

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2004-02-06, 2:46 PM #15
Radio ads annoy me a lot more frequently than any ad on TV.

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2004-02-06, 3:04 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
(whats the "we have a pepper bar!" line doing in there? )

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Well, Quiznos does have a pepper bar where you can get jalepenos, pepperoncinis and such.

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2004-02-06, 3:09 PM #17
McDonald's I'm hatin' it and Ditech.com commercials.

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2004-02-06, 4:36 PM #18
For me, its those anti-drug ads. Sure they are intended for good of society (I think...), but they are quite annoying to watch imo.

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2004-02-06, 6:33 PM #19
Heheh, I saw a commercial yesterday about how like 75% of the teenagers in my city have done drugs before and then out of no where it said "But in the netherlands that number is down to 35%!" and then it showed a bunch of ghetto kids smoking crack and a bunch of dutch kids posing and smiling. It was... rather odd. I was very puzzled by the spontanious addition of the Dutch. Maybe it's just me, but it was wierd...

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2004-02-06, 7:27 PM #20
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2004-02-06, 7:34 PM #21
Lest we forget the Qwest commericals? I mean c'mon, WTF! Who wants to stair at an old ladie and an old guy eating BBQ ribs and getting the sauce smeared all over there faces and then the old ladie awnser the phone she's like 'OMQ QWEST LOLOLOL, oh crap, marion, hey umm' and then it ends. Yes. It bugs the living hell out of me.

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2004-02-06, 9:46 PM #22
Any of about the 18 different Loan commercials. I'm not in debt, I don't need money for a "special purchase", and I don't care if the APR is only 47.3%!

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2004-02-06, 9:54 PM #23
I hate all car comercials, especially the ones with that annoying kid with the big ears... the one that whispers "Zoom Zoom" like it's some big secret that cars can go fast.

Edit: I also hate those boost mobile phone comercials with the elderly people...

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2004-02-07, 12:23 AM #24
But the Boost ones are so funny. You just don't understand [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-02-07, 6:25 AM #25
Hmmm....lets see here...


Those sonic commercials...."sonic has it...others don't."

So annoying


Verision Wireless....."Can you hear me now? Good!"

Bleh


Mcdonalds commercials........trying to get the wigger crowd into it.........."I'm luvin' it"

wtf......no!


Anti drug/ Truth commercials........I know they mean well but they're just dumb...

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2004-02-07, 6:26 AM #26
Mcdonalds commercials and genital herpies pills.

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2004-02-07, 6:36 AM #27
tampon commercials and such things like that, kill any mood when trying to watch anything with said boyfrined or any guy for that matter


McDondalds gets my vote also, and i'm just tiard of the subway.

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