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The naming of assassins
2004-02-08, 11:50 AM #1
I'm working on this "project" about a mysterious assassin that wonders form city to city killing specific people. He lurks in the dark shadows of the night and uses a samurai sword but also uses guns when the time is right. It's very fiction/fantasy/almost-near-anime-ish-except-without-the-actual-anime. So far the best name I can think of is "Drifter" but that sounds almost corny. It could just be me though... I'd like to hear your suggestions.

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2004-02-08, 11:59 AM #2
Obtenebrater

Sure, that conjugation of the word doesn't exist...

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2004-02-08, 12:03 PM #3
Blondie. Preferably to be said in an elongated context by a greasy git whilst being hung from the neck. Blloooooooonnnndddiiiieeeee!!!!! . . . err, well, you get the idea.

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2004-02-08, 12:04 PM #4
Dirk Diggler

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2004-02-08, 12:07 PM #5
retfird ;p

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2004-02-08, 12:12 PM #6
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2004-02-08, 12:22 PM #7
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Jerry: David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, Richard Speck...
Alice: What about them?
Jerry: Serial killers. Serial killers only have two names. You ever notice that? But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman...
Alice: John Hinckley. He shot Reagan. He only has two names.
Jerry: Yeah, but he only just shot Reagan. Reagan didn't die. If Reagan had died, I'm pretty sure we probably would all know what John Hinckley's middle name was.
Jerry: I just thought of another one: James Earl Ray, the guy who got Luther King. Then of course, there's Sirhan Sirhan. I still haven't figured that one out. Maybe it's Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan, I don't know.
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I find Ploppy, the name of my Fallout character(s), to be a very cool and mysterious name.

Some of name generators here are useable if you want some typical unpronounceable fantasy name. You get some hilariously random results with the Warhammer Orc name generator, including such classics as:
- Horsepoker
- Toethrottler
- Noseraper
- Grasslover

Plenty o' name generator links here.

Anyhow. If you want something unique and personal, you should make something up yourself. As far as Drifter goes, it's a tad on the corny side, even for a noun-based name. Not quite as corny as something like Plaguebringer though, and way better than say "THE PUNISHARRR!". Drifter makes me think more of a homeless person sleeping under the bridge than a ruthlessly efficient killing machine.

What type of person of we talking about here? Cliché loner non-talkative trenchcoated assassin? Anything remarkable about him? Anything special? Does he he have a trademark thing he does (leave a calling card, play a harmonica ominously, leave coins in the eyes of the dead, do a little happy jig)? Any exotic ethnic background? Any reason for his career choice, or does he moonlight as something else for cover (The FLORIST! The INTERIOR DECORATOR!)?
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2004-02-08, 12:22 PM #8
tommy-vercetti!!!!

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2004-02-08, 12:55 PM #9
Firebert.

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2004-02-08, 1:13 PM #10
tim
2004-02-08, 1:18 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Daeron the Nerfherder:

- Noseraper
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- Grasslover
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could be a tree hugging hippie or a pothead [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-02-08, 1:20 PM #12
Why give him a name, surley he'd be much more mysterious without one.

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2004-02-08, 1:32 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi:
Why give him a name, surley he'd be much more mysterious without one.</font>


...Did I not say that?

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2004-02-08, 1:38 PM #14
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2004-02-08, 1:45 PM #15
hehe

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2004-02-08, 1:50 PM #16
Biggus Dickus

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[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited February 08, 2004).]
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2004-02-08, 2:04 PM #17
Hmmm Vozan? Maybe you can use a name with biblical or mythological influence.
2004-02-08, 2:18 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rod-Nog:
Biggus Dickus

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It would be unique...

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2004-02-08, 2:35 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
It would be unique...</font>


Amoung other things...

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2004-02-08, 2:39 PM #20
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/brian/biggusdi.jpg

I will not have my fwiend widiculed by the common soldiew. Anybody else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend Biggus Dickus?



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2004-02-08, 3:06 PM #21
Isn't that picture a little...erm...revealing? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-02-08, 3:07 PM #22
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2004-02-08, 3:13 PM #23
Yasser Arafat

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2004-02-08, 6:26 PM #24
Shadowy
drifter
loner
assassin
samurai sword
anime influenced

The ingenuity, the originality, the depth of character, the sweeping vistas of plot..
Whoah.. this may be a winner..

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2004-02-08, 6:34 PM #25
My first thoughts were much like Dor's, but Daeron's questions about what makes this character special and such are what I'd ask as well. Depends on outside factors as well. You know -- culture, environment, needs, etc.

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2004-02-08, 7:31 PM #26
Well, you have to keep in mind, allot of starting story ideas are unrefined and well, corny.

You can't tell me that when you think about it, Star wars doesn't sound like a corny name.

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2004-02-08, 7:34 PM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stat:
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2004-02-08, 7:53 PM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
He lurks in the dark shadows of the night and uses a samurai sword but also uses guns when the time is right.</font>


According to Tom Cruise, Samurai sorta have this thing against guns...

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2004-02-09, 6:16 AM #29
Mikeltje

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
2) You statement is lacking any clear structure or grammer. Please add these things.</font>


Sweet irony...
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2004-02-09, 6:28 AM #30
I'm going to have to go with Noseraper, Ruiner of Worlds.
2004-02-09, 6:39 AM #31
JC Denton.

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2004-02-09, 6:46 AM #32
The Crypter?
The Cadaver?

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