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Technology truly is amazing!
2004-02-08, 10:47 AM #1
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8626936%255E13762,00.html

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Former Russian rock star Andrey Koltakov, a partner in the dotcom company offering the AK-MP3 for sale, said: "This is our bit for world peace - hopefully, from now on many militants and terrorists will use their AK-47s to listen to music and audio books."</font>


That is easily the coolest thing ever....or...at least this week.

So the real question is, what would YOU listen to on your AK-47 before laying down some righteous covering fire?

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2004-02-08, 10:49 AM #2
hehehe

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2004-02-08, 10:52 AM #3
Metallica - Disposable Heroes

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2004-02-08, 10:52 AM #4
Hmm...

How about "Help!" by the Beatles.

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2004-02-08, 10:55 AM #5
Hahahahahaha. I found the site that advertises it. This is just PRICELESS.

http://www.audiobooksforfree.com/kalashnikov/Ak-mp3.asp

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2004-02-08, 11:05 AM #6
I don't believe this is real. It's just... stupid.

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2004-02-08, 11:33 AM #7
[http://www.audiobooksforfree.com/kalashnikov/bonifaciysmall.jpg]
THIS MAN SAYS YOUR WRONG

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2004-02-08, 11:34 AM #8
This is old news, but its still great.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
Hahahahahaha. I found the site that advertises it. This is just PRICELESS.

http://www.audiobooksforfree.com/kalashnikov/Ak-mp3.asp

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I love how he got the Russian chick to model for it... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-02-08, 11:48 AM #9
Mudvayne... hands down, that's what I'd listen to with that baby.

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2004-02-08, 11:51 AM #10
Hasta la victoria siempre! *plays airguitar on Kalashnikov*
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2004-02-08, 3:19 PM #11
If I was an Islamic militarist terrorist, I'd probably be listening to some Lebanese pop music while mowing down Jews, Americans, and Jewish-Americans.

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2004-02-08, 3:42 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Meanwhile, if you already own other HDD-MP3 Jukebox (e.g. ARCHOS, iPOD, MAMBOX, NOMAD/CREATIVE, etc.) you can buy just a belt-pouch (without a player or a girl).
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hahhahahahaha... thanks for clarifying, fellas.

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2004-02-08, 4:40 PM #13
If I got that I'd just need that actual rifle...any of you American guys mind mailing me one?

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2004-02-08, 4:42 PM #14
hehe, they should build that into M16s for American troops.
2004-02-08, 6:20 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by finity5:
hehe, they should build that into M16s for American troops. </font>

Although I can't find the article, I heard that thousands of those in Iraq have tossed aside their M-16s in favor of AK-47s, which are faster-firing, jam less in the dry, sandy environment, and ammo (as well as the guns themselves) is FAR more plentiful. So this addon is a possibility for American troops as well!



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2004-02-08, 8:21 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
If I got that I'd just need that actual rifle...any of you American guys mind mailing me one?

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hohohoho so witty. no

Anyway, that is quite possibly the coolest invention ever. God bless Russia.
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2004-02-08, 8:30 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Daeron the Nerfherder:
Hasta la victoria siempre! *plays airguitar on Kalashnikov*</font>


Reminds me of a Photoshop I once did:

[http://atlas.imagemagician.com/images/spork/kalishguitar.jpg]

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2004-02-08, 9:26 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by nottheking:
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Originally posted by finity5:
hehe, they should build that into M16s for American troops. </font>

Although I can't find the article, I heard that thousands of those in Iraq have tossed aside their M-16s in favor of AK-47s, which are faster-firing, jam less in the dry, sandy environment, and ammo (as well as the guns themselves) is FAR more plentiful. So this addon is a possibility for American troops as well!

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It was more the ammo being more availible.

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2004-02-09, 12:52 AM #19
Knowing the terrorists, they'd end up making the battery in the MP3 player explode for a bomb. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-02-09, 1:24 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Although I can't find the article, I heard that thousands of those in Iraq have tossed aside their M-16s in favor of AK-47s, which are faster-firing, jam less in the dry, sandy environment, and ammo (as well as the guns themselves) is FAR more plentiful. So this addon is a possibility for American troops as well!
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A) No M16s have been jamming in Iraq because it's been a war of luxury. Our soldiers have plenty of time to maintain their weapons.

B) AK-47's cyclic rate is 600 rpm, M16's is 800. Not that it matters in any way though.

It's the ammo availability, and nothing else.

[This message has been edited by Slug (edited February 09, 2004).]
2004-02-09, 3:29 AM #21
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2004-02-09, 7:38 AM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Slug:
B) AK-47's cyclic rate is 600 rpm, M16's is 800. Not that it matters in any way though.</font>

Is that the full automatic rate, or the semi-automatic rate? most AK-47s don't need any modification to switch modes... depending on how fast one can pull the trigger, one can theorietically fire a semi-auto weapon faster than a full-auto weapon... Although I do assume that you're reffering to the fully automatic modes for both weapons, because many weapons can reach a semi-auto fire rate of over 1000 rpm; it's just a matter of being fast enough.

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2004-02-09, 4:22 PM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sine Nomen:
hohohoho so witty. no

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Yeah...I wasn't saying Americans are gun-happy, I was joking about that kid who mailed another kid an AK across the border.

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2004-02-09, 5:03 PM #24
I'd listen to the Soviet National Anthem, while gunning down dirty Capitalist dogs..

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