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Stomach Flu
2004-02-11, 2:10 AM #1
Ow..... I have the stomach flu and I don't know how I cought it. I throw up almost every hour and I have horrible diahrrea. It really sucks. Does anyone know a way to help cure me?

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2004-02-11, 2:40 AM #2
There is no 'cure' for stomach flu. Just dont eat anything solid for at least 12 hours, and make sure you dont get dehydrated from throwing up so much. Try to drink some water. If you're cramping from throwing up, try a pain releiver.

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2004-02-11, 3:09 AM #3
Thanks Spork, I am trying to drink water and am not planning to eat anything for a while.
Waking up at 3, than 4, than 5 a.m. is not fun.

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2004-02-11, 7:08 AM #4
Hope you get well soon. Being ill sucks. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-02-11, 7:10 AM #5
I hope you don't have bird flu.
2004-02-11, 7:51 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
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I don't think I do, as I am getting FAR better. Right now it is about 1 pm and I just ate my first saltine crackers of the day. I have drank like 3 water bottles. I REALLY don't want to get dehydrated, last time I was I was on vacation in Colorado. Ya I was REALLY sick than.

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He's Watching you
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2004-02-11, 9:33 AM #7
The pink stuff (Pepto) works wonders

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2004-02-11, 9:37 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
The pink stuff (Pepto) works wonders</font>


Use with caution....

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2004-02-11, 10:38 AM #9
Yes, Pepto is horrible for you.

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2004-02-11, 3:25 PM #10
Ah, the massassi M.D. division.

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2004-02-11, 3:30 PM #11
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Yes, Pepto is horrible for you.

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Agh, I HATE that stuff.

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2004-02-11, 3:35 PM #12
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2004-02-11, 3:38 PM #13
just be glad that it only lasts for 12 hours.

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2004-02-11, 4:34 PM #14
..You really might want to consult a doctor before consulting..a gaming forum..you know?
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2004-02-11, 4:37 PM #15
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2004-02-11, 4:44 PM #16
Yes, consult a doctor. Because as far as I know,there is not truly such a thing as 'stomach flu'. It's just what people call stomach sicknesses they get without bothering for a real diagnosis.

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2004-02-11, 5:01 PM #17
Hehe, so I am lazy! Whats wrong with that *arm falls off*

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2004-02-11, 5:04 PM #18
I've has a cough for about 3 months...they still don't know what's wrong with me, I am a pill whore...even after 3 doctors and a catscan.

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2004-02-11, 5:07 PM #19
Ahh come on, I havent missed a diagnosis yet! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Oh and you're right, Ramos, 'flu' refers only to the respiratory system. There's many different viral and bactirial infections with more or less the same symptoms which people generally call 'stomach flu'.

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2004-02-11, 5:19 PM #20
Gastroenteritis is generally what most people call the stomach flu.

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2004-02-11, 5:45 PM #21
I call it stomachokinesis.

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