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Will you be my steady? I will give you my [blank] ring.
2004-02-11, 7:20 PM #1
I need to know what the ring is called.

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2004-02-11, 7:24 PM #2
Precious?

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2004-02-11, 7:24 PM #3
Class ring?
Promise ring?
Ring of power?
Ring of fire?

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2004-02-11, 7:31 PM #4
this ring?

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2004-02-11, 7:46 PM #5
Chickies go cluck cluck
Cows go moo
I am an animal, how bout you?

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please
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2004-02-11, 9:23 PM #6
Onion.

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2004-02-11, 9:55 PM #7
De-coder.

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2004-02-11, 10:14 PM #8
I can only assume you don't mean wedding ring.
2004-02-11, 10:46 PM #9
One Ring?

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2004-02-11, 11:09 PM #10
Fraternity Ring?

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2004-02-11, 11:48 PM #11
O-Ring?

Then if the relationship crashes and burns you can blame it on a faulty one..

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2004-02-12, 12:26 AM #12
Wedding?

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2004-02-12, 1:04 AM #13
The seratted ring of protection and maiming +5 against ogres.

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2004-02-12, 1:34 AM #14
G-string?

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2004-02-12, 2:03 AM #15
You give your steady a promise ring.

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2004-02-12, 2:16 AM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Glyde Bane:
The seratted ring of protection and maiming +5 against ogres.</font>


Heheheheheh

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2004-02-12, 5:04 AM #17
colon?

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2004-02-12, 5:17 AM #18
F'n?

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2004-02-12, 5:19 AM #19
Jokes aside, typically its either a promise ring, or just ring.

Just say "I will give you my ring". Its easier, and avoids implications.

"Promise Ring" is usually reserved for those who are planning to get married, but the guy can't afford a real diamond ring, so the Promise Ring is given in the interim.

Like I said, just say "I will give you my ring". The implications are known.

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2004-02-12, 5:22 AM #20
One more thing - you could always get her a Clattaugh(sp) ring. How she wears it shows if she is available, and something like that she might dig.

Just make sure she wears it crown side pointing towards her fingertip - if she wears it the other way, she is advertising that she is available. Good way to check if she is cheating on you, if you are the paranoid type... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-02-12, 6:03 AM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dormouse:
O-Ring?

Then if the relationship crashes and burns you can blame it on a faulty one..

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It's just wrong to laugh at that, but it made me do so.



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2004-02-12, 8:23 AM #22
I'm not getting anybody anything. It's a joke Valentine for my friend. Thanks all.

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.
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2004-02-12, 9:05 AM #23
broken-banded?

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I'm going to go out and do stuff, like besides work. Call up ben, hang out. Maybe see the last samurai, go skydiving, whatever.
Get back into the gym...
I want to do stuff that prevents me from playin video games so I can only play them a few hours a day, basically.
(Formally Veger, who died when he lost his e-mail adress, and his password. Veeger still looks for his old pass...)
I'm going to go out and do stuff, like besides work. Call up ben, hang out. Maybe see the last samurai, go skydiving, whatever.
Get back into the gym...
I want to do stuff that prevents me from playin video games so I can only play them a few hours a day, basically.
(Formally Veger, who died when he lost his e-mail adress, and his password. Veeger still looks for his old pass...)
2004-02-12, 9:07 AM #24
thing ring

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2004-02-12, 9:32 AM #25
Generally, if two people in high school are deciding to go "steady" (I snicker at the female gender, sirs!), the ring in question will probably be a class ring (rather than a replacement for an engagement ring).

This is more akin to giving someone your letter jacket.
2004-02-12, 10:17 AM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schming:
Chickies go cluck cluck
Cows go moo
I am an animal, how bout you?

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i am a little birdy too...

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2004-02-12, 10:23 AM #27
<3 Kung Pow

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2004-02-12, 10:28 AM #28
Janet Jackson Nipple ring

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2004-02-12, 11:49 AM #29
why would you give someone who isn't your g/f a ring if they say they will be your g/f?

Doesn't that sound like your bribing them? They should be with you because of you, not because of a bribe. If you WANT to give them a ring, don't even mention it until they say "Okay". And then you still might want to wait.

*strokes his Iron Cross necklace* my precious...

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-02-12, 11:53 AM #30
btw, I just imagined a guy going up to a girl who he had been dating with a fairly expensive or emotional ring and saying "Will you be my steady? I'll give you my ring."

I am laughing very hard right now.

I don't mean to sound like a prick, but "Will you be my steady?" wtf is that? Go with girlfriend. In fact, don't even say it like a question. Say something like "I want you to be my girlfriend." This is assuming this is your situation and you aren't just merely curious.

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.

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2004-02-12, 12:19 PM #31
Boxing ring.

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2004-02-12, 12:23 PM #32
Give her your Ring of Three Wishes, assuming your DM was foolish enough to give you one.
2004-02-12, 12:24 PM #33
diamondless?
affordable?
cracker-jack?
temporary?

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I'm going to go out and do stuff, like besides work. Call up ben, hang out. Maybe see the last samurai, go skydiving, whatever.
Get back into the gym...
I want to do stuff that prevents me from playin video games so I can only play them a few hours a day, basically.
(Formally Veger, who died when he lost his e-mail adress, and his password. Veeger still looks for his old pass...)
I'm going to go out and do stuff, like besides work. Call up ben, hang out. Maybe see the last samurai, go skydiving, whatever.
Get back into the gym...
I want to do stuff that prevents me from playin video games so I can only play them a few hours a day, basically.
(Formally Veger, who died when he lost his e-mail adress, and his password. Veeger still looks for his old pass...)
2004-02-12, 12:42 PM #34
-ring a ling ring?
-Turing test?
-Pimp ring?

btw, no one says steady anymore! That's what they say in 50's movies.

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2004-02-12, 1:49 PM #35
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to bind them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

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2004-02-12, 3:23 PM #36
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SMOCK!:
-Pimp ring?</font>
ROFL!

The best!!


I was going to suggest penis ring, but that seemed a bit inappropriate. :-/

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2004-02-12, 3:29 PM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">That's what they say in 50's movies.</font>


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2004-02-12, 4:04 PM #38
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SMOCK!:
btw, no one says steady anymore! That's what they say in 50's movies.</font>


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kerian Horn:
btw, I just imagined a guy going up to a girl who he had been dating with a fairly expensive or emotional ring and saying "Will you be my steady? I'll give you my ring."

I am laughing very hard right now.

I don't mean to sound like a prick, but "Will you be my steady?" wtf is that? Go with girlfriend. In fact, don't even say it like a question. Say something like "I want you to be my girlfriend." This is assuming this is your situation and you aren't just merely curious.

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WHY DOES NOBODY EVER LISTEN TO ME? GRAAAGH!

^That was the sound of me screaming and exploding at the same time.

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.

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2004-02-12, 4:48 PM #39
water ring?

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