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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

2003-12-08, 12:07 PM #1

Jaiph

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Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tails ring, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!

As with the first one, no offence intended, just taking small nuggets of observation and twisting them grossly out of proportion like the real Onion [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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I wanted to do one for Xmas and, well...it's a bit early but I'll be flat out from next week entertaining my stepson so best to do it whilst I have time [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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I'm happy with how this one turned out, but if there is another one it won't be till well into next year as a lot more needs to happen in the community and yeah, don't really wanna butcher the joke...or Jon'C will butcher me.

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2003-12-08, 12:11 PM #2

matrixhacker

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I love you.

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2003-12-08, 12:12 PM #3

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Hahahahaha! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.

2003-12-08, 12:12 PM #4

..would like a shrubbery.

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Yay! Issuse 2!

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2003-12-08, 12:20 PM #5

JT Cool

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That is just plain hilarous, you should get up a staff for that, to come up with ideas and articles.

2003-12-08, 12:24 PM #6

Chaz Ghostle

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That's hilarous. You did a great job.

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2003-12-08, 12:25 PM #7

Gebohq

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Yeah... about that. That writer was me [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

On a more nit-picking note, I wish to complain to the editor: It's proper acronym is "NeS" and not "NES." But yeah, I'll just be heading over here now...

*gebs it*

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2003-12-08, 12:30 PM #8

Saiyajin

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<3 Jaiph

2003-12-08, 12:30 PM #9

Ictus

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Jaiph, you rock.

2003-12-08, 12:31 PM #10

Jaiph

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Hehe, I'll update it when I get home from work Geb [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

I always end up making those kinda errors, god bless .PSD's.

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2003-12-08, 12:33 PM #11

Chaz Ghostle

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Quote:

Originally posted by Gebohq:
On a more nit-picking note, I wish to complain to the editor: It's proper acronym is "NeS" and not "NES." But yeah, I'll just be heading over here now...

Heh, that had me confused at first. Thought it ment the game system.

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"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2003-12-08, 12:35 PM #12

Gebohq

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That's cool. It really is nit-picking though, as other writers, even 'veteran' ones from the early single-digit pages era, would sometimes type out "NES" instead. It's mostly just one of those things to keep people from posting "Nintendo?" as much.

But yeah -- very nice and funny, just as before [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

I'll give you a scandal to work with in the next issue or something...

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2003-12-08, 12:41 PM #13

Gebohq

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Ah, btw, are those pics in the calander actual female Massassians?

...what?

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2003-12-08, 12:44 PM #14

The MAZZTer

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Quote:

No-one Really Buying Aocowner1319's Claim To Mona Lisa.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

Lol! Awesome! That was the last guy who I ever expected to make me laugh... in a way. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

Haha I like that bit about the NeS too..

Unrelated to that, you should write something for the NeS, Jaiph, you'd make an interesting and humorous post methinks. (And NOT what the dude in your article did, lol. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-12-08, 12:44 PM #15

ECHOMAN

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Quote:

No-one really buying Aocowner1319's claim to the Mona Lisa

LOL

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2003-12-08, 12:51 PM #16

Jaiph

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Quote:

Originally posted by Gebohq:
Ah, btw, are those pics in the calander actual female Massassians?

Nah, it was late at night and there was no way I was staying up long enough to raid all the photo threads on my 56k [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

So, um *cough*, I raided hotornot instead.

Quote:

Unrelated to that, you should write something for the NeS, Jaiph, you'd make an interesting and humorous post methinks.

I have my hands full at the moment keeping the -ite NES alive....lazy gits, LotR NES hasn't even made it out of the Shire yet.

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2003-12-08, 12:57 PM #17

MadQuack

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Lmao! Jaiph, you rule [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-08, 12:57 PM #18

lateralus

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Aw man, that was great, especially the "No one believes Aocowners claim to Mona Lisa"

Classic. Keep up the good work.

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2003-12-08, 1:28 PM #19

Gebohq

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Quote:

Originally posted by Jaiph:
I have my hands full at the moment keeping the -ite NES alive....lazy gits, LotR NES hasn't even made it out of the Shire yet.

Ah, but I bet your writers aren't lazier than OURS! Or at least me... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-08, 1:32 PM #20

Spork

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Classic

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2003-12-08, 1:36 PM #21

saberopus

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Gold. But uh... I happen to really like a girl named Hollie.

but it's still funny [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-08, 2:07 PM #22

saberopus

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btw, what program did you make this with?

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oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum

2003-12-08, 2:15 PM #23

Jaiph

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Just photoshop.....with a confusing amount of layers to navigate, I should really name those things.

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2003-12-08, 3:39 PM #24

Stands for *MMRPH!*

Posts: 1,333

Why don't you just edit the html with something WYSIWYG and take a screenshot?

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<kyle90> i got my SAT scores back
<kyle90> according to the sheet i got sent in the mail, I did "better than 99% of all college-bound seniors"
<kyle90> of course, thats comparing me to americans
<kyle90> so its not really a fair assessment

That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.

2003-12-08, 3:45 PM #25

Ubuu

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Golden. Pure, Golden.

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2003-12-08, 4:04 PM #26

Jaiph

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Posts: 1,750

Quote:

Originally posted by BV:
Why don't you just edit the html with something WYSIWYG and take a screenshot?

um...because.......I like doing things the hard way! Is that so wrong? NO! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Actually...mainly I just hate WYSIWYG editors....and am too lazy to install Dreamweaver anyway...or find the CD it was on....or download an alternative....ok, I really have no case....just lots of full stops.

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2003-12-08, 4:50 PM #27

Eversor

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Can we get a compatable version for your Massassian Jewish friends, such as myself?

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2003-12-08, 5:02 PM #28

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Amazing. <3

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2003-12-08, 5:41 PM #29

llibja

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2003-12-08, 6:26 PM #30

Jaiph

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Quote:

Originally posted by Eversor:
Can we get a compatable version for your Massassian Jewish friends, such as myself?

You know me well enough to know I am far too lazy for that, mate [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-08, 6:35 PM #31

CygnusX

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heh heh... moo juice.

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2003-12-08, 6:38 PM #32

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Jeff, dude, I love you. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-08, 7:12 PM #33

Jon`C

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stabby stabby.

I think you forgot one of the girls of massassi, Jeff.

2003-12-09, 11:01 AM #34

Jaiph

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Maybe next issue [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-09, 11:36 AM #35

Elana14

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Quote:

Originally posted by Jaiph:
Nah, it was late at night and there was no way I was staying up long enough to raid all the photo threads on my 56k So, um *cough*, I raided hotornot instead.

i was wondering why i wasent up there...

how bout "A BAD idea at the time"

becides, we could NEVER fill up all 12 months. (yah i get that is why there are question marks on the rest of the months)

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2003-12-09, 11:42 AM #36

LividDK

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Priceless

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