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Seen this? AARRGGG!!
2004-02-16, 8:01 AM #1
Post your best time.

http://www.mtbireland.com/dodge.html

So far mine's 44 sec.

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gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-02-16, 8:09 AM #2
30 seconds

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2004-02-16, 8:15 AM #3
*smashes mouse into a pile of shattered plastic* If this mouse could move properly, I could easily get it to last longer than 25 seconds... So I tried to see HOW SHORT I could have it last... My record on that end now is about 0.04 seconds.

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2004-02-16, 8:20 AM #4
25

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2004-02-16, 8:28 AM #5
0.031 for the shortest.
19 seconds for the longest. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


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2004-02-16, 8:38 AM #6
.02 shortest
48.59 longest

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2004-02-16, 8:43 AM #7
53.98 so far.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-02-16, 8:48 AM #8
1 min 30 seconds

They go the same path....

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2004-02-16, 9:17 AM #9
20 sec. then I got bored

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2004-02-16, 9:28 AM #10
The blue boxes always move the same. MEH!

Anyways, 23.46 secs.

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2004-02-16, 9:30 AM #11
Longest time with my eyes closed: 4.3 seconds
2004-02-16, 9:43 AM #12
16 seconds is my best. My problem isn't the blocks, its hitting that damn black wall all the time.

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2004-02-16, 10:14 AM #13
gyah, hard to do with a trackpad mouse [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
fun though... (=

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2004-02-16, 10:24 AM #14
Something is wrong here, the blue boxes aren't moving. I will post again in an hour...

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2004-02-16, 10:38 AM #15
767.25 seconds. I could go on for an hour, but it gets tiresome.

I print screened it too, now I have to find a way to convert it into a JPEG, as my image processing applications are non-existent. I know of GIMP, though.

It's all about a steady hand, good reflexes, and an excellent memory for patterns.


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Or then not. --FastGamerr/Nikumubeki
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-02-16, 10:43 AM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">you lasted 1134.002 seconds</font>


I got bored and deliberately hit the wall.

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2004-02-16, 10:51 AM #17
I think Impi and I have the same...method. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Or then not. --FastGamerr/Nikumubeki
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-02-16, 11:20 AM #18
4 hours, 36 minutes. 28.473 seconds.

I can't see anymore.

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2004-02-16, 11:46 AM #19
4.36 seconds.

My record is 11-ish :P

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2004-02-16, 4:50 PM #20
From StreetGlow to Massassi! LOL just like the Crimson Room game....


Anyway here is my lowest time and my highest time.

0.011

and 15.00

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2004-02-16, 5:11 PM #21
I think it's more about changing simple javascript values than a steady hand....

Of course back when I first saw this a long time ago, my record was something like 1x10^122.
2004-02-16, 5:37 PM #22
About 15 seconds at best.
2004-02-16, 7:27 PM #23
26 seconds is my record

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2004-02-16, 7:32 PM #24
52 seconds. I could go on for hours but I have better things to do then dodge blue boxes...

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2004-02-16, 11:44 PM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth:
I think it's more about changing simple javascript values than a steady hand....</font>


Not for me.

My computer(s) is (are) all screwy anyway, so the blocks are slow, and become even slower when I move the red block. In fact, they stop completely when I move it fast enough, which isn't very fast at all, and continue their movement when I stop/slow down the red block.

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Or then not. --FastGamerr/Nikumubeki
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-02-17, 12:25 AM #26
Bah...12 seconds.

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2004-02-17, 3:08 PM #27
34.24 seconds
Yeah, I suck. Kinda reminds me of this game I have called Jewel Thief. It's old and now boring though.

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2004-02-17, 3:15 PM #28
Let's see... I've gotten my lowest to go to .011 seconds, and my highest is now ~65 seconds... I'd be able to get it much longer, except for that pesky wall, and I got bored of it REALLY quickly...

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Nes digs around in the trash can.
Nes finds a hamburger!
Nes puts the hamburger in his backpack.
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-02-17, 3:35 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by RotM_igotissues:
16 seconds is my best. My problem isn't the blocks, its hitting that damn black wall all the time.

</font>




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2004-02-17, 3:47 PM #30
61 seconds now my longest without any sort of cheating. Running winamp with avs always on top I can get a bit better... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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http://www.sporkaudio.com
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-02-17, 4:36 PM #31
I'll try it on a slow-as-mud computer, that can only get about 3fps with flash applications, and I'll easily get a few hours...

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Nes digs around in the trash can.
Nes finds a hamburger!
Nes puts the hamburger in his backpack.
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...

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