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Kung Fu video story
2004-02-17, 9:37 AM #1
The other night I went to my favorite Chinese video store to rent a few kung fu flicks. I am a regular customer there, so the young lady that works there knew what I was looking for as soon a she saw me. That day she handed me a hot, raunchy looking, Chinese adult video. I looked at it and then at her. I looked back at it and then back at her. I looked at the video once more and then looked back up at her again to ask, ever so innocently, "Is there fighting in this?"

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2004-02-17, 9:39 AM #2
Sounds like my kind of action.

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Film. Action film.

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2004-02-17, 9:45 AM #3
Depends on your definition of fighting.

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2004-02-17, 9:49 AM #4
o_O

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
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2004-02-17, 9:59 AM #5
You should have said:

"Show me some of the moves."

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2004-02-17, 11:47 AM #6
She obviously wants your body.

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please
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2004-02-17, 11:52 AM #7
So, finish the story! I wanna know what happened!

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2004-02-17, 1:02 PM #8
Ba-chicka-wa-wa
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2004-02-17, 2:26 PM #9
eh.....
Thats werid...so what happened, did you take it, was it a mistake????

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2004-02-17, 3:01 PM #10
Well the video had some grappling in it.

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2004-02-17, 6:22 PM #11
As long as she didnt hand you one of those "Fishing" movies. Some people are Just plain sick!!! Couple of Men in a boat handling trout. Just wrong.

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2004-02-18, 9:32 AM #12
You guys know I was joking right?

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2004-02-18, 9:37 AM #13
No.. why? Sounds like a normal occurrence to me.
2004-02-18, 9:42 AM #14
Yeah, in movies.

I often wonder though, if a girl gets a job at an adult film store, how often do guys hit on her...

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2004-02-18, 9:46 AM #15
...how often do you think women in general get hit on?

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2004-02-18, 9:48 AM #16
Roach, depends on where they are at, what they got on, and what they look like.

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2004-02-18, 9:59 AM #17
yes... I walk down the street hitting on every woman I see...

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please
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2004-02-18, 10:29 AM #18
I do.
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2004-02-18, 3:51 PM #19
Yes, I too hit every woman I see.

Oh, hit on, good heavens no, it's degrading to the fairer sex! Blasphemy I say!

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