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Bathroom "Writing"
2004-02-18, 3:55 PM #1
Today while going to the school restroom, I chanced to look upon the various, uh, prose on the walls. Apart from the random idiocy you would expect, half of it was in l337 speak. There was actually an ongoing argument as well, but it ended with one opponent saying "They can't however, so STFU N00b".

Just funny that in a random public restroom, some one actually called someone a n00b... and the use of l337 speak and... just odd.

Anyone else ever see anything written on restroom walls worth memory?

Yes, I am incredibly bored, and yeah, woo, midterms are over.



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2004-02-18, 3:57 PM #2
I got my last girlfriend's phone number off the wall.

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2004-02-18, 3:57 PM #3
The bathroom next to my spanish class has mostly

"Your gay"
"NO, your gay"
"NO! YOUR GAY!"
"Yeah well, your mom!"
"NO! YOUR MOM!"
"YEAH WELL, YOUR MOM IS GAY!"
"Dude, that's messed up."

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2004-02-18, 4:00 PM #4
Jeff Goldblum is watching me poop.

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2004-02-18, 4:04 PM #5
I put Thrawn's last girlfriend's phone number on the wall.

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2004-02-18, 4:04 PM #6
Our hand driers usually read "Press button and rub hands firmly and rapidly under nozzle. Automatically prevents chapping." and someone crossed it out so it read, "Press butt ... rub firmly and rapidly under nozzle.... prevents chapping."

Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand."

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2004-02-18, 4:09 PM #7
I have a new sig [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-02-18, 4:09 PM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rod-Nog:
The bathroom next to my spanish class has mostly

"Your gay"
"NO, your gay"
"NO! YOUR GAY!"
"Yeah well, your mom!"
"NO! YOUR MOM!"
"YEAH WELL, YOUR MOM IS GAY!"
"Dude, that's messed up."

</font>


Nah we go to a school with a lot of stupid people who can't spell, it's more like:

"Yo home skizzle"
"Dawg, yer mums a bittsh"
"Derm dawg ye cun speal" (sadly ironic)
"Erm pfft yer gey"
"Isn't gey a color?"
"Pfft na dawg tas graye"
"Ahh i c, yer stil gey"
"dawg yer stil cun speal"

then there will be missing parts from semi intelligent people who are depressed with love and drama and all that crap:
"TEHE i h_art brand_n 4eva TEHE"

then blondes:
"HEHE im a blonde and i know this is a girls room but if my boyfriend Justin Ogni comes in here I Wuv you babe!"

Then the occasional wicked funny ones like:
"Some people come here to stink, some come to think, i come here to read the walls and sit here and scratch my ballz"

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2004-02-18, 4:11 PM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MikeC:
I put Thrawn's last girlfriend's phone number on the wall.

</font>


Wouldn't surprise me, how much of a, well, you know the word, she was.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-02-18, 4:11 PM #10
Nothing too interesting, except, in my high school someone wrote on the mirror with shaving cream (Caution: Flash Floods!) And the floor was soaked with urine...

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2004-02-18, 4:12 PM #11
THRAWN, *****?

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Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-02-18, 4:14 PM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
Nothing too interesting, except, in my high school someone wrote on the mirror with shaving cream (Caution: Flash Floods!) And the floor was soaked with urine...

</font>


BUHAHAHAHA thats great


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2004-02-18, 4:17 PM #13
"Derm dawg ye cun speal" (sadly ironic)


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<DAOC+TOA= im not sure>


I'm

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Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-02-18, 4:20 PM #14
lol so what i forgot an ' everyoen does that occasionally [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-02-18, 4:22 PM #15
Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!

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Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-02-18, 4:22 PM #16
oh give it up

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2004-02-18, 4:23 PM #17
Someone wrote that one of our principles was a female dog.. not in that nice of words of course.


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2004-02-18, 4:24 PM #18
Rod-Nog, I was aiming more towards something that begins with s, ends in t and has an l and u in the middle.

A friend of mine a few years ago dated a girl who cheated on him all the time, but never touched him. He broke up with her after she went with his brother (who was dating her best friend). He said

"Whats the difference between a [person with low morals] and [female dog]? The [personal with low morals] does everyone. The [female dog] does everyone but you."

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-02-18, 4:24 PM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Someone wrote that one of our principles was a female dog.. not in that nice of words of course.</font>


"The Principal is like a male dog, except with female genitals in place of the male ones!”

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Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV

[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited February 18, 2004).]
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-02-18, 4:25 PM #20
The most interesting thing I've seen in my school's bathrooms is an inscription which reads "sick my duck". I go to a pretty boring school.

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2004-02-18, 4:26 PM #21
Three of my friends were suspended just a few days ago for vanadizing a school bathroom and two other freinds and I had to do trash detail today because we were there.



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2004-02-18, 4:32 PM #22
i try to avoid public bathrooms to be honest...for obvious reasoning. lol

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2004-02-18, 4:34 PM #23
obvious reasons*

I don't mind urinals, I mind those sitting down ones... *shudders*



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Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-02-18, 4:38 PM #24
"Here i sit so broken hearted, tried to crap but only farted."

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2004-02-18, 5:00 PM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I don't mind urinals, I mind those sitting down ones... *shudders*</font>


...

A toilet?

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2004-02-18, 5:00 PM #26
Paw prints

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2004-02-18, 5:02 PM #27
"I just bought real estate in your mind."

Note that I haven't actually seen it on a wall yet. If I ever get the hankering for bathroom vandalism, that's what I'll write, though.

The bathrooms at the freshman campus were sick. They were literally flooded with urine several times.
2004-02-18, 5:03 PM #28
According to my friend, a religious discussion is written in one of the girls' stalls at my school.

Jesus saves!
But Moses invests!
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Does Jesus want you writing on bathroom stalls?

Amusing, to say the least. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-02-18, 5:09 PM #29
Lol, I just love the difference between boys and girls.

j00 are a l0ser you n00b!!11
No Im not your teh n00b!1
j00 all suk!!


And then.. what Wuss posted.

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2004-02-18, 5:12 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ictus:
The bathrooms at the freshman campus were sick. They were literally flooded with urine several times.</font>


Oh, that's nothing. The locker room in our high school is frequently flooded by raw (as in just flushed) sewage. Oh and the urinals/toilets drain into what is basically a cespool in the back of the coach's office. Anyone care to top that?


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2004-02-18, 5:12 PM #31
I had "brown power" and "kill all the whites" written in my stall.

Time to destroy the world!

Edit: And Thrawn, you're allowed to say 'slut,' we're big boys here.

[This message has been edited by Checksum (edited February 18, 2004).]
2004-02-18, 5:22 PM #32
"Welcome to our _ool.
Notice there is no P in it.
Please keep it that way."

"The boys bathroom is not a water park."

This wasn't really on a bathroom stall, but people have a tendency wherever I go to write the same old f-you stuff (which was once written on the mirror with soap), but that gets boring FAST, so I borrowed this. The most amusing (and disturbing) object of interest on the stalls (well, actually the wall) would be boogers. ppl at my school really like to pick their noses when taking a p. Nasty when you have to see it on the wall every day! And in close proximity, too.

In my locker room, there was a box of donuts in a locker for over a year! We flushed them eventually.

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2004-02-18, 5:26 PM #33
there used to be a political debate on the wall of a bathroom at uni during the iraq war last year. The staff painted over it during summer break, though.


Quotes i remember was:

'Stop bush-- no blood for oil"

and the follow-up beneath it was

"my car won't run on blood."

Oh yeah, There was a totally unrelated comment too that said

"Speed helps me study!"

and

"clinton 4 Prez!!!!!"

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2004-02-18, 5:30 PM #34
"(insert name) wuz here"
Wow... and I care why?
2004-02-18, 5:32 PM #35
Because your hair butt is touching the same surface as his.

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2004-02-18, 5:33 PM #36
There's a bathroom stall at my school that has "All your base are belong to us" written on the door.

And I thought I was the only nerd there... :O

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2004-02-18, 5:39 PM #37
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JediHunter_X:
Oh, that's nothing. The locker room in our high school is frequently flooded by raw (as in just flushed) sewage. Oh and the urinals/toilets drain into what is basically a cespool in the back of the coach's office. Anyone care to top that?


</font>



I can try to top it.

In my junior year at high school, i heard this rumor that some guys broke into one guys gym locker, and once they had it open, they put a big piece of s*** from one of the toilets inside on top of the victims stuff. This was on a friday after school, so you can imagine on monday what the place smelled like.

I never heard any names about who did this, so i'm not sure how much of it is actually true, but it is still twisted-funny none the less.



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2004-02-18, 5:39 PM #38
Someone wrote "BALLETED" In big letters in one stall.

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2004-02-18, 5:43 PM #39
There... is... another...

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2004-02-18, 5:56 PM #40
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
I got my last girlfriend's phone number off the wall.

</font>


I'm interested to see how you went about that..

"Hello"
"This is (your name)"
"How did you get my number?"
"From the stall"

Really man, how did it go down? The phonecall I mean, har.

You know, my sarcasm/joke sensors are not working... I mean, proably that is a joke, but incase it wasn't... err, man... tired...

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