Gordon's response was better


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saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum

Once I was in a store and saw a little treasure chest with three glass angels in it. Also inside, at the top of the chest, was a poem that made me think of the girl. I couldn't afford the chest with three angels, so I bought the smaller chest that had one. The poem was different, though, so I took it out and drew a picture to put in instead. Seemed to like it.

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Baby Mama's Drama

lol
Permission to steal your sense of humour.

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Even the mightiest of men are crippled by love.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Is giving your gf a gift when both of you are 13 to young of an age?

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Colin

Why would you need to be a certain age to give gifts?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

...unless it's a subscription to Dominatrix Monthly I can't really see a problem with it.

Flowers/chocolates are pretty much appropriate for all ages.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian & A Very Massassian Xmas
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

No. That's what I'm doing.



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One upon a time a lion ate a whole bull. The lion, feeling full and good after his meal, roard until two hours later a hunter shot him.

Moral: Keep your mouth shut if you're full of bull.

Well, f***. There goes my present ideas..

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.
MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

It's ok dud, you can buy me that subscription next year..

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
Applecore scowled. "What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?" -War of the Flowers
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

Sweet!

*signs Dor up as an early Christmas present*

Now, if anyone asks, this is STRICTLY professional, correct?

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.
MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

Professionally dominatricing you mean, or ?

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
Applecore scowled. "What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?" -War of the Flowers
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

Ah ! I /like/ these sorts of research projects

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
Applecore scowled. "What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?" -War of the Flowers
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

Well.. it depends on who asks. If it's your mom lets say, we could say I was sending it to you because we were both.. researching.. it.. or something.

But if your brother asks or something, truth it is!

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.
MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

Let me know how it turns out. I heard it was great for weight loss.

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~amor sui~
<< schming stout >>

Not if she likes candles, AND, everytime she lights it she will thinkabout you. Works for me.

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Just b/c you're paranoid, don't mean that they're not after you!