(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A RELATIONSHIP HELP THREAD. I DO NOT WANT OR NEED YOUR HELP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE.)

Well, I've got the biggest crush on a girl I've ever had right now, and it's driving me crazy. SO, how about you kids all share with the class some of your crush experiences? I don't think we've had an upbeat girl related post in a while. (this means only happy or nice stories or descriptions. NO sad things. We hate sad! )

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WOOSH.
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[This message has been edited by BobTheMasher (edited February 21, 2004).]

[Ignore me.]

[This message has been edited by Acharjay (edited February 22, 2004).]

For a second there I thought you were going to describe a girl problem you were having, while asking us not to help. If that was the case, you'd be one sadistic Massassian. (And I'd be willing to wager you might got 1 post before people tried to help you. Might.)

As for my crush experience, I'll relate my first one. It was the second-last day of school in the second grade, and the class was all huddled around on the floor listening to the teacher, when it just hit me like a train; this girl named Courtney that had been in my class all year suddenly.. just.. you know.. stood out. Ah, young puppy love.

Well, as kids do, I kinda completely forgot about it over the summer. However, to my surprise, she was in my class in third grade! Over the year, I must have made a real spectacle of myself. I would always try to stand next to her in line, and whenever we sat anywhere, I would try to sit next to her. I'm pretty sure she noticed, and she liked it.

Well, one day at recess, I kinda made the biggest mistake a third-grader could make: I told a friend that I liked her. Heh, boy, it took a while to settle things down after that. However, one day at recess, one of her friends came up to me and asked me if I liked her. After mumbling around a bit I must have mentioned something in the order of "yes", and her friend told me that Courtney returned the sentiment.

Heh, that was a pretty cool day. Although, being a third-grader and all, nothing really came of it. Summer came, I went into the fourth grade, and I went through my "Ew! Girls are yucky and have cooties!" stage. Ah, the memorises..

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

...Well, I pushed that slut into the trash compactor and that was the end of it.

*shrug*

I had a crush on this girl from 2nd-5th grade. I was friends with her brother, so I slept over at their house a few times. It was cool. I haven't seen her since middle school, though, and I'm a freshman in college.

I ended up dating the girl I went to senior prom with for 2 years. I didnt realize I liked her until that night, and by the next day we were together. We're still really good friends too.

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And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...

DSettahr's Homepage

Oh yes... I've had a crush, but my flirting is so subtle (read:rubbish), or the girl is so naive that she never picks it up!

That is why these things exist:
Ugly
Philiaphobe

But I sent her a rose on valetines day, and she didn't burn it, or throw it away in disgust so, well, I guess that's a start.

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GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.

I had a crush on someone about 14 months ago. It was pretty cool. I think I'm a lot funnier when I have a crush on someone.

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

I've got a little crush on a girl who lives at my house, but it's probably not going anywhere, seeinga swe live in the same house.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

i have a huge crush on a spannish girl I live with. She's 1000x better than my ex in everyway, but she's 3 yreas my senior and completely outta my league.

But hey, it feels great to be around her.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

hehehe.

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

This really cute blonde caught me checking her out while she was bending over having a good look at the flowers at work today. I dont think she mided, but her boyfriend did.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

I plead the fifth...

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

boyfriends exist so you can demonstrate your fighting abilities to your future partner.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

A girl asked me who I was taking to prom the other day, and I laughed at her and told her I'm not going. I'm extremely sure her next question wasn't going to be "do you want to go with me," but if it was... sucks to be her.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

It's probably for the best. There are too many tough questions, like who has to buy the corsages.

You should go. I almost didnt go to mine, and looking back, I know I would've regret it.

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And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...

DSettahr's Homepage

I won't regret it. Believe me.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Or the body bags, if you make a boo-boo >_>



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<Glyde> but.. you can't pick pickled peppers, even if a pickled pepper picker could pick pickled peppers!

The most annoying crush I've had is the one I have right now, one of her best friends knows I like her, and with that on Friday I wanted to go ask her out, but being the shy-as-ever person I am, I didn't... baaaaaah

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<Genki> oh, where are you going, with beards all a waggin, no knowin no knowin what bring dear Mr. Baggins, and Balin, and Dwalin, here down in the vally Ah ha!

I thought this thread was going to be about how you've been pinned down by a giant piece of concrete in the middle of no where, and if it wasn't for your laptop, you'd have no communication to the outside world.

But, it's not, so I can't help you. Good luck with that girl business, or whatnot. Just remember to take Paigewizard's advice.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.

i once crushed a girl...

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

i had a crush on a girl that moved to my school in seventh grade. now im in highschool and still sort of have a crush on her.

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America, home of the free gift with purchase.

Well, I moved into this new school in the 7th grade, and....

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Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV

Psshh, roses. Dandelions work just as well, and they're pretty!

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Only To Keep The Public Happy

True. But remember, they aren't laughing with you, they're laughing AT you.

Anyway, to the topic on hand. Let's see now. Whitney in elementary. Jessica and Cathryn in Jr. High. Amanda my first year of High school. I think that's it. And then I'm the one that is on the receiving end of the crushes in the rest of High School. Sara 1, Sara 2, Eden, Penny, Heidi*shivers*. Those are the ones I know about. I normally think crushes can be nothing but bad, but it was because of the Cathryn crush that I turned my life around. So, I guess they are good motivators.

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited February 22, 2004).]

I was in the exact same position!

I went to the cinema with her, and her friend, and my friend today, but I didn't have the nerve to ask her.... oh well. I will ask her sometime... but for now, PROCRASTINATION


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GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.

Heh, BobTheMasher...Mash...crush...

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You're entering a world of pain.

[This message has been edited by TimeWolfOfThePast (edited February 22, 2004).]

Well, you see, there's this one power droid..

Here's my story.

One day in December I think it was I noticed that this girl in my class was well... very beatiful. Heheh, so I heard he talking one day about this forum she has where her and her close freinds post and stuff and being the strange stalker like person that I am I went to her forums and started getting to know her anonymously as "Axis"... Heheh, then I posted on massass my whole situation and just kinda asked about that n' stuff and I foolishly posted a link to her forum. Some massassian went to her forum and gave her a link to the thread on massassi that was basically me saying "Omg! I have a crush! What should I do?" and so from that she figured out who I was AND what I thought about her. That was like right before Xmas break so we were all having an Xmas party sorta thing at school and somehow we ended up alone in the history room and she was like "Axis..." and I was like "*gasp* You know who I am!" and then she was like "I saw the thread, the one where you say I'm beautiful." and then my heart stopped and I got all sick to the stomach and.. yeah... that was really emberrassing. So then over Xmas break I was online a lot (and so was she) so we talked a lot online and then after Xmas break all of the sudden I just kinda started hanging out w/ her all the time and she was really freindly. Hmm... Yeah, so she knows I have a huge crush on her and from some of the things she's done/said I have the ever so slight feeling that she feels the same towards me. Heheh, Helper01, if you're reading this, it'd mean the world to me if you'd reveal yourself so I can thank you.



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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis

Hey man, I hardly spoke to her at all, let alone make jokes, I was just talking about in the rest of my life. Having a crush is like having some really great material for a stand up comedy act - you just fill your mind with totally implausible and random situations and it's quite funny.

Anyway I know you're all 'THE MAN' when it comes to girls so I'm gonna stick on my ninja mask and solo.



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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

[This message has been edited by Jagged Conscience (edited February 22, 2004).]

^^^ Whoah. That's awesome!

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

Uh.. it wasn't me, but I'll take credit for it.

Anyway. My story.

Once, I was with this girl. We'll call her.. Bob. Anyway. Bob and I were making out in the driveway, and bob is all leik "Omfg happydud, take me." so I was all leik, "ok." So I carried her to the car, got in, and took her to the grocery store and told her to buy me a sandwich.'

I never saw Bob after that...

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

[This message has been edited by happydud (edited February 22, 2004).]

My only advice to you... and honestly this is from my heart cause reading a thread like this is practically making me cry right now.

Just be careful... if your gonna move... make sure she feels the same... make sure she's the person you think she is... make sure you can trust her.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!

I had a crush on a girl from 5th to 8th grade. I met another girl. I got over my crush on girl #1 after dating girl #2.

...Not that you should try that as a solution to your crush or anything, but...

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." - Proverbs 27:17

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I had a crush on someone, but they got those few ribs fixed. ZING.


Actually, I had a crush on someone before, and it wasn't until I lost interest in her, that I found out she really liked me. None of us had the cojones to ask one another out.. Well, not real cojones..you get what I mean.
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Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV

[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited February 22, 2004).]

that's disturbing
and goy, yea procastination is grat


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<Genki> oh, where are you going, with beards all a waggin, no knowin no knowin what bring dear Mr. Baggins, and Balin, and Dwalin, here down in the vally Ah ha!

You never saw me again because you NEVER CALLED!

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WOOSH.
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your sexy in that outfit. wanna make out? (also, I wasn't trying to insult you with my remark)

Axis: Didn't you start crapping yourself when a bunch of us said we were going to go over to that forum and say stuff about you?

happydud: yeeeah.....bob. BobtheMasher, perhaps?

Dog: That is actually a perfect way to get over crushes

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.

What the hell does that mean?

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.