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God you must read this!

2004-02-23, 6:29 AM #1

SolidSnake_Jedi

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This is one of the funniest things i have EVER read http://pub148.ezboard.com/ftallonzektimes4735generaldiscussion.showMessage?topicID=48196.topic maybe you have read it before buts it sooooo hilarious! oh and it's quite long but deffenitly worth it

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2004-02-23, 8:25 AM #2

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2004-02-23, 8:34 AM #3

Schming

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Um... the fact that the guy was wearing sweatpants and then said that his wife was used to things like this just cemented an image of a fat nerdish gentleman... gross. Supremely gross.

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2004-02-23, 8:40 AM #4

Verticae

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Quote:

Originally posted by SolidSnake_Jedi:
God you must read this!

I'm afraid he won't.

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2004-02-23, 8:47 AM #5

Freelancer

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Nasty. What an obese overeating slug!

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2004-02-23, 8:47 AM #6

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Read it before a while ago, still kind of funny.

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2004-02-23, 8:51 AM #7

Snoopfighter2

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Quote:

it is truly a picture of coordination rivaling that of a skilled ballet dancer

omg lol i am tearing up because of this, that is hilarious especially about 'the move' i know exactly how he feels the way he describes everything.... thank you solid for sharing great short novels like this with others

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2004-02-23, 8:57 AM #8

Avenger

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[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

^100000000000000000000

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2004-02-23, 9:31 AM #9

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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it was alright

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2004-02-23, 9:33 AM #10

DSettahr

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Haha, that was great. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-02-23, 10:35 AM #11

Wolvie17

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omg ew

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2004-02-23, 12:55 PM #12

Go d

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Interesting.

2004-02-23, 4:02 PM #13

SAS | nauticus.enigma

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I like how the author wrote it in a muture manner and thought the whole situation was funny, but for some reason, decided to make it available to the public.

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2004-02-23, 4:20 PM #14

matrixhacker

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Oh my god, that really made my day. Single one of the most hilarious htings I've read ever.

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2004-02-23, 4:50 PM #15

Spork

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Quote:

Originally posted by SolidSnake_Jedi:
God you must read this!

I didnt know God posted on these forums... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-02-24, 8:36 AM #16

Go d

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I stop in once in a while.

2004-02-24, 11:08 AM #17

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A summary?

Guy felt like crap, made a mess and noone minded.

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2004-02-24, 2:40 PM #18

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I definitely will never work at a restaurant.....