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Portman goes nude for a new movie? The mighty have fallen...
2004-02-24, 3:09 PM #1
....and so have you....UNDER THE COMMUNIST FINGER! Ha! Ha! Ha! You sex starved westerners are easily fooled.

You have just been recruited into the Armies of Soviet Massassi! After brief loses, Comrade Ztaline shall now lead us on a successful war on the capitalists!

You can start by posting your favourite soviet image as a sign of support.

[http://www.wayan.net/photos/rusbig/cccp.jpg]

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

[This message has been edited by Jaiph (edited February 24, 2004).]
2004-02-24, 3:11 PM #2
#motherland for ALL YOU COMRADES OUT ZEER!

Comrades Unite!

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike

It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Think while it's still legal.
2004-02-24, 3:11 PM #3
DAMN YOU

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^^^Commie star

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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The Matrix: Unplugged

I'm a C4D b****!

[This message has been edited by Thrawn42689 (edited February 24, 2004).]
2004-02-24, 3:11 PM #4
[http://members.home.nl/roel878w/posters/medium/rus012m.jpg]
Those bees all have paws!
2004-02-24, 3:11 PM #5
The Red Tide will engulf ALL!!

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The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
-- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, The Father of Rocketry
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-02-24, 3:12 PM #6
AHH I CANNOT CONVECT TO ZE mIRC! I have been disconvexted!

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike

It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Think while it's still legal.
2004-02-24, 3:12 PM #7
... mighty? fallen? haha, like she's never done anything nude before... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-02-24, 3:12 PM #8
So it has begun...

*hears marching*

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Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[=-"The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does;
Even if you murdered or robbed, years wrong, but God loves;
Take one step toward him, he takes two toward you;
Even when all else fail, God supports you." - Nas-=]
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-02-24, 3:12 PM #9
did ze zerver just die or am i just p33red out for no reason and cannot connect? EITHER WAY! LET US START ZE FORUM TAKEOVER NOW!


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go find a monkey and just laugh at him if you want to date me
2004-02-24, 3:13 PM #10
I don't think you could fall anymore than digging at your butt in public.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-02-24, 3:14 PM #11
*huggles the sickle and hammer*

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-02-24, 3:14 PM #12
Holonet has fallen as well! As we speak our communist troops are detaining it's controllers.

It will soon appear again as IRC.HOLOKOV.RU Please remain calm during this transition.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

[This message has been edited by Jaiph (edited February 24, 2004).]
2004-02-24, 3:14 PM #13
[THERE WAS NO REPLY HERE]

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[This message has been edited by kak (edited February 24, 2004).]

^ Communist censorship. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited February 24, 2004).]
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-02-24, 3:14 PM #14
AGH! WE WILL START ZE TAKEOVER NOW, AND WINNING HERE WILL BRING US MORE LEVERAGE!!!!!!!!! GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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go find a monkey and just laugh at him if you want to date me
2004-02-24, 3:17 PM #15
So.... does this mean Nat's not going nude for a new movie? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-02-24, 3:17 PM #16
glad to know it wasn't just me [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-02-24, 3:17 PM #17
Yes, prepare for ze feline invasion!

[http://blargh.mine.nu/test/205/4.jpg]

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D E A T H
2004-02-24, 3:18 PM #18
[http://blargh.mine.nu/test/57/3.jpg]
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
2004-02-24, 3:18 PM #19
[THIS POSTER NEVER EXISTED]

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[This message has been edited by kak (edited February 24, 2004).]
2004-02-24, 3:18 PM #20
all of you! GO BUY FREEDOM FIGHTERS NOW SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE INVADED!

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go find a monkey and just laugh at him if you want to date me
2004-02-24, 3:19 PM #21
its because the chat's dead in the middle of primetime

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited February 24, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-02-24, 3:19 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Juztyn:
So.... does this mean Nat's not going nude for a new movie? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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When Soviet Massassi rules all, Portman will be going nude for EVERY movie. Who said revolution isn't healthy?

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-02-24, 3:20 PM #23
To fulfull our mission, we must all download music!!
[http://bellsouthpwp.net/C/o/Correction/riaa.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-02-24, 3:20 PM #24
Ve aim to pleeze ze mazzez. Dat iz, thoze who ZURVIVE!

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D E A T H
2004-02-24, 3:22 PM #25
[http://www.wackypackages.org/miscellaneous/placks/commie.jpg]

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike

It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Think while it's still legal.
2004-02-24, 3:22 PM #26
The Soviet Empire will be true.

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2004-02-24, 3:26 PM #27
Comrades, Comrades! The red star is rising!

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2004-02-24, 3:27 PM #28
[http://www.jedilegacy.net/speak/dynamo.jpg]

-Speaker4theProletariat
Minister of Re-Education

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cantina.cloud
cantina.cloud
2004-02-24, 3:27 PM #29
ve vill first take over massassi, zen ve vill move on to the rest of America, then the world, and everyvon vill ve vorced to pay 500 money of their wages to massassi and ze rest of ze soviets, and ze members who made zis possible vill get paid more!

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go find a monkey and just laugh at him if you want to date me
2004-02-24, 3:28 PM #30
Vat is that? Some kind of a Valkie Talkie?

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-02-24, 3:29 PM #31
[http://albinoblacksheep.com/image/04/20040218.gif]

Wraa.
DO NOT WANT.
2004-02-24, 3:31 PM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zell:
[http://albinoblacksheep.com/image/04/20040218.gif]

Wraa.</font>


...that thing is not red. IT NEEDS TO BE RED!

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-02-24, 3:34 PM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
When Soviet Massassi rules all, Portman will be going nude for EVERY movie. Who said revolution isn't healthy?
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That's my kind of communist dictatorship!



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Juztyn
Taking credit for: Canyon Stream, Higher Ground, The Space Between, Death's Dome (mlp3), bits of JKRPG, and the entire Showcase forum, damnit!... Visit SWGalaxies.net for the latest Star Wars: Galaxies information!
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I beat the internet. The last guy was hard.
2004-02-24, 3:37 PM #34
[http://www.eurowacht.org/images/Pol%20Pot%2009.jpg]

Good ol' Pol Pot.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.

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:master::master::master:
2004-02-24, 3:38 PM #35
[http://misc.nmgoh.com/trotsky.jpg]

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2004-02-24, 3:40 PM #36
It wouldn't have surprised me if she did. She went topless on vacation at a beach. And did something for Hustler. It was mentioned on some internet news site. Probably E!

(Weird things can be found by those with too much time... Like my recent finding of OJ's suicide note (www.deadend.com "last words" for those who are interested))

As for the communism thing... Yeah, we see how well that's worked for the USSR (Just couldn't keep up with the US). Main problem is inefficiency and inability to cope with change.

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2004-02-24, 3:41 PM #37
In communist Russia, nude actresses watch you! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

Who cares about Portman when we have Christina Ricci's nude scenes in Prozac Nation. Yum! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
2004-02-24, 3:42 PM #38
[http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/red.GIF] [http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/red.GIF] [http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/red.GIF] [http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/red.GIF] [http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/red.GIF]

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike

It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Think while it's still legal.
2004-02-24, 3:44 PM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LKOH_SniperWolf:
It wouldn't have surprised me if she did. She went topless on vacation at a beach. And did something for Hustler. It was mentioned on some internet news site. Probably E!

(Weird things can be found by those with too much time... Like my recent finding of OJ's suicide note (www.deadend.com "last words" for those who are interested))

As for the communism thing... Yeah, we see how well that's worked for the USSR (Just couldn't keep up with the US). Main problem is inefficiency and inability to cope with change.
</font>

Hmmm...you are brave to question our perfect system. Brave, but foolish. I think it's time that an example be made of such...behavior.

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2004-02-24, 3:45 PM #40
She never did anything for Hustler.
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
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