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.....The Horror of the Jaiph
2004-02-26, 11:53 AM #1
http://entertainment.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4459,8805195%255E10431%255E%255Enbv,00.html

To non-australians, this guy is an Australian Idol reject who just won't bugger off. He can't act, hell - he can't sing! He can bonk Paris Hilton mind you and in this day and age that is all that matters.

This is honestly the worst idea for any movie ever. To any other australians here - we must stop this abomination from becoming reality. A Massassi Special Ops strike, if you will. Blood may need to be shed but, dammit, we're just going to have to live with that!

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2004-02-26, 11:57 AM #2
Yeah, well, we have William Hung, who just got a record deal

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2004-02-26, 11:58 AM #3
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Adam Corolla:
CAN'T WE JUST KILL THESE RETRADS

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2004-02-26, 12:01 PM #4
Will this result in another revolution?

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2004-02-26, 12:02 PM #5
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
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2004-02-26, 12:06 PM #6
And the fine tradition of dodgy australian television and movies continues. For every "Castle" there are a thousand Yahoo Serious films.

I'm in all favour of violence as a solution, but may I suggest we target the source of the horror. I.e. all those useless buggers who are producing reality tv.

And Jamie Durie. We can. not. forget Durie.
2004-02-26, 12:08 PM #7
I don't like how he looks. Lets break his face.

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2004-02-26, 12:08 PM #8
When the brutal revolution against australian reality tv begins, Durie will be the first one in a shallow ditch.

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2004-02-26, 12:52 PM #9
Oooooh! Nasty evil violence and stuff..

/me wants in.

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2004-02-26, 1:01 PM #10
Why stop at Australian reality TV Jaiph? We could rid the world of this plague of "entertainment". It'll be like a Crusade...only with less horses.
2004-02-26, 1:05 PM #11
And Chelsea Supporters.

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2004-02-26, 1:24 PM #12
I think a good old fashion plague would do this world good sometimes...

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2004-02-26, 1:58 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Run:
It'll be like a Crusade...only with less horses.</font>



They'll be replaced by the racing camels.

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2004-02-26, 2:29 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Yeah, well, we have William Hung, who just got a record deal

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Awesome.

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2004-02-26, 2:43 PM #15
He reminds me of the Quiznos commercial! :>

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2004-02-26, 2:55 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by - Tony -:
And Chelsea Supporters.</font>


Yes!! But why stop there? All those Man U Bandwagoning freaks deserve nothing short of death. And dont get me started on Spurs supporters...

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2004-02-26, 6:53 PM #17
Having made a point to completely ignore reality television, I have no idea who that guy is...
2004-02-26, 6:56 PM #18
That's not going to stop you from helping us erase him from the gene pool is it?

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2004-02-26, 9:37 PM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Run:
Why stop at Australian reality TV Jaiph? We could rid the world of this plague of "entertainment". It'll be like a Crusade...only with less horses.</font>


LEAVE AVERAGE JOE 2 OUT OF THIS!!
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