http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?IDLink=844671&location=http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll%3fViewItem%26item=2227140224%26category=37888

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
"You'll have to face it, the endings are the same however you slice it. Don't be deluded by any other endings, they're all fake, with malicious intent to deceive, or just motivated by excessive optimism if not by downright sentimentality. The only authentic ending is the one provided here: John and Mary die. John and Mary die. John and Mary die." -Happy Endings [Margeret Atwood]
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

0_o. Wow.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike

It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash

The highest bidder is a French man.

I was under the impression you could not sell people over e-Bay?

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.

Well, there's only one obvious alternative solution. Dump your wife. There's no way in hell I'd part with that.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

Wow

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Yes.


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"Run Away!"

It's a Leia trap!

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The Matrix is not Linux compatible.

Oh, just another thing to add. At first I thought this thread was going to be about beer

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

I only want it if it floats.

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...

they get you with the shipping....


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wang is within all

Carbonite Solo pool-float-chair.. Best Thing Ever.

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
"You'll have to face it, the endings are the same however you slice it. Don't be deluded by any other endings, they're all fake, with malicious intent to deceive, or just motivated by excessive optimism if not by downright sentimentality. The only authentic ending is the one provided here: John and Mary die. John and Mary die. John and Mary die." -Happy Endings [Margeret Atwood]
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

hmm, i could use that
just get a mansion, and hang it on the wall behind my throne...
yessssssssss

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<Genki> oh, where are you going, with beards all a waggin, no knowin no knowin what bring dear Mr. Baggins, and Balin, and Dwalin, here down in the vally Ah ha!