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Boxers vs Briefs.
2004-02-24, 4:11 PM #41
Briefs.

Have only worn boxers once. Went right back at the first opportunity to change again.

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2004-02-24, 4:51 PM #42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Boxers all the way. Fell that draft? Yeeeeaaaahhhh.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-02-24, 5:05 PM #43
Do any of you brief people even care about your sperm?

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2004-02-24, 5:23 PM #44
did any of you mountain dew drinkers care about your sperm?

did any of you overly-beef/pork eaters care about your sperm?

believe me the whole temperature thing, you cant lose that much sperm that its threatening to you possibly having offspring. not often enough for the FDA to come down on briefs anyway [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] relax guys

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2004-02-24, 6:33 PM #45
Boxors.

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2004-02-24, 7:07 PM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
Do any of you brief people even care about your sperm?

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Urban Myth

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2004-02-24, 7:39 PM #47
Boxers. I wore briefs all my life until my wife convinced me to try boxers. Takes some getting used to, but once you do there is no going back.

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2004-02-24, 8:53 PM #48
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth Evad:
None.

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And no, it's not an urban myth. The scrotum was designed to allow for the testicles to move away from the body to maintain a temperature less than 98.6F. By inhibiting this movement, you do prevent optimal sperm production, and risk defects.

Also, Wolvie, you forgot exposure to UV in your list.


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2004-02-25, 5:03 AM #49
And the Massassians all danced around naked, and Brian saw that it was good.

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2004-02-25, 6:50 AM #50
And the Massassians did feast upon the trolls, and the elbows, and of all the posts of the Earth . . and Brian saw that it was good... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-02-25, 8:15 AM #51
...And Zell hurriedly left this thread.... and he saw that it was good...
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2004-02-25, 11:30 AM #52
And then we burned down the internet, and Brian saw that it was bad.

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2004-02-25, 11:35 AM #53
I prefer boxers on guys, but i prefer panties on my self.

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2004-02-25, 12:15 PM #54
I prefer women's underwear too.

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2004-02-25, 12:18 PM #55
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">did any of you mountain dew drinkers care about your sperm?</font>


Yellow 5 and whatever else in Mt.Dew, that is all an old wives tale. Plus even if it did, you make so many a day it wouldn't matter.

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2004-02-25, 12:28 PM #56
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">did any of you mountain dew drinkers care about your sperm?</font>


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2004-02-25, 4:03 PM #57
I wear Chaz's panties.

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2004-02-26, 11:22 AM #58
thats what i was trying to say. you produce way much more than a) you need, b) youd lose by wearing briefs. unless youre wearing some XXXSmall briefs (why man why?!) you're a ok.

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2004-02-26, 1:00 PM #59
briefs...

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2004-02-26, 1:26 PM #60
Shh. Let her have her fun.

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2004-02-26, 1:28 PM #61
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
thats what i was trying to say. you produce way much more than a) you need, b) youd lose by wearing briefs. unless youre wearing some XXXSmall briefs (why man why?!) you're a ok.

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It's amazing how much losing that small amount of production can effect your chances of impregnating a woman. Not to mention, the heat can cause many defects. Which is exactly why I think Massassi should sell briefs, very tight briefs, with the t-shirts.


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2004-02-26, 2:39 PM #62
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
And no, it's not an urban myth. The scrotum was designed to allow for the testicles to move away from the body to maintain a temperature less than 98.6F. By inhibiting this movement, you do prevent optimal sperm production, and risk defects.

Also, Wolvie, you forgot exposure to UV in your list.

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Pants also keep them too warm. Down with pants!

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2004-02-26, 2:42 PM #63
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GeneralRamos:
Pants also keep them too warm. Down with pants!

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Kilts 4 evr!

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2004-02-26, 2:43 PM #64
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by R_ivi_N:
I prefer women's underwear too.</font>


You damn fairy.

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2004-02-26, 2:58 PM #65
I think this has gotten out of hand...

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2004-02-26, 4:01 PM #66
Manties!

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2004-02-26, 5:02 PM #67
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stat:
I wear Chaz's panties.

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2004-02-26, 5:04 PM #68
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Manties!

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God thats sick...
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2004-02-27, 10:49 AM #69
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mystic0:
God thats sick...
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If we could get them in green, we'd make a killing selling them here.


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2004-02-27, 1:07 PM #70
I usually stick with the boxerbriefs.

A former girlfriend of mine had me wear thongs for her. It was weird, but I got used to it. As soon as she dumped me, I went back to boxerbriefs, I didn't like only one layer of cloth between my butt cheeks and the world.

And to quote Bill Muray in Stripes:
"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."

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2004-02-27, 1:55 PM #71
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MFalse3:
A former girlfriend of mine had me wear thongs for her.
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Dude... that's just... ...dosn't it HURT???
2004-02-27, 2:12 PM #72
I wear boxers.

I mean, in what else can you go to bed without changing any clothes

Boxers double as pajamas! (If you don't mind the cold [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif])

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2004-02-27, 2:33 PM #73
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MFalse3:
...A former girlfriend of mine had me wear thongs for her....</font>


Thong, thong-thong-thong, THOOOONNNNNGGG!!!!

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2004-02-27, 4:24 PM #74
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SMOCK!:
I wear boxers.

I mean, in what else can you go to bed without changing any clothes

Boxers double as pajamas! (If you don't mind the cold [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif])

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Who needs pajamas? I sleep fine in just briefs. And there's always sleeping naked...



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2004-02-28, 6:05 AM #75
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mystic0:
Dude... that's just... ...dosn't it HURT???</font>


not so much hurt as it is like having a pair of underwear ride up on you a little bit ALL THE TIME.

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2004-02-28, 8:24 AM #76
weird girlfriend.

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2004-02-28, 10:27 AM #77
If thats the only thing about her that was wierd, I would not now be so happy that she broke up with me in october.

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2004-02-28, 11:37 AM #78
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
weird girlfriend.
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No kidding! She made you wear thongs??


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2004-02-28, 11:57 AM #79
Ya, and I don't understand why she liked


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a thong on my hairy butt.

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2004-02-28, 12:07 PM #80
Well, I just bought a pair of boxors yesterday to try, and so far I like them. They're very free roaming, and let me feel all good inside! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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