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Deep fat fried twinkies mmmm......
2004-02-28, 6:30 PM #1
So, my friend had the bright idea for us to deep fat fry twinkies. Genius.

They are extremely tasty. Possibly the worst thing for a person to eat, my arteries were probably hardening just from being in the same room as it. I recomend it to everyone.

[http://www.geocities.com/clueless_of_morg/001.txt]
Here are the twinkies, are set up nice.
[http://www.geocities.com/clueless_of_morg/002.txt]
Twinkies and monkeys. YES!
[http://www.geocities.com/clueless_of_morg/003.txt]
More twinkies and monkeys. Even more YES!
[http://www.geocities.com/clueless_of_morg/004.txt]
Close up of a twinkie.
[http://www.geocities.com/clueless_of_morg/005.txt]
Cross section of a twinkie.

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2004-02-28, 6:32 PM #2
[http://www.geocities.com/clueless_of_morg/006.txt]
My friend Paul showing off a twinkie.
[http://www.geocities.com/clueless_of_morg/007.txt]
My friend Archie showing the twinkie.
[http://www.geocities.com/clueless_of_morg/008.txt]
Finally, my showing one off.

Let the good times roll.

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2004-02-28, 6:32 PM #3
I think I have to go puke now [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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2004-02-28, 6:33 PM #4
MAY I ask why the twinkie is PURPLE?

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2004-02-28, 6:34 PM #5
I should say my friend recomened the idea. They are purple because my webcam is crappy. Sorry.

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2004-02-28, 6:34 PM #6
You didn't come up with the idea. They've been selling those at the Indiana State Fair for decades. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

They are tasty though.

Why are yours purple?

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2004-02-28, 6:35 PM #7
As a side note, you should try chocolate coating the twinkie after deep frying it. mmmmmm so much better. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-02-28, 6:35 PM #8
o.O REALLY!? IT TURNS YELLOW INTO PURPLE!? WICKED!!!

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2004-02-28, 6:37 PM #9
The South Carolina State Fair had fried Twinkies, and fried Snickers. Unfortunately, I didn't get to try any. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-02-28, 7:21 PM #10
you are damn unfortunate. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-02-28, 7:23 PM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
I think I have to go puke now [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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2004-02-28, 7:50 PM #12
. . . it turned purple. *faint*

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2004-02-28, 8:03 PM #13
They were a shade of brown after we fried them. They turned purple because my webcam couldn't differenciate the difference between dark brown and purple.

And don't knock 'em untill you try 'em.

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2004-02-29, 5:38 AM #14
I think twinkies are bad to begin with. But when you deep fry them in fat...


*slaps Clueless_of_Morg*

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2004-02-29, 5:42 AM #15
Nothing quite like cardiac arrest for $1.29.

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2004-02-29, 5:51 AM #16
Purple is a fruit.

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2004-02-29, 6:00 AM #17
I thought all twinkie-related things were banned after the last twinkie thread. Or maybe it was just wishful thinking. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-02-29, 6:22 AM #18
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-02-29, 6:38 AM #19
<Throws up all over keyboard>
2004-02-29, 6:47 AM #20
<Throws up all over Mystic0's keyboard>

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2004-02-29, 7:13 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
Or maybe it was just wishful thinking. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]</font>


It was.


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2004-02-29, 7:23 AM #22
<Cleans up keyboard>
2004-02-29, 7:42 AM #23
<Throws up all over Mystic0's keyboard>


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2004-02-29, 7:51 AM #24
<Cleans up Mystic0's keyboard> <Throws up all over Mystic0's keyboard>

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2004-02-29, 7:55 AM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
o.O REALLY!? IT TURNS YELLOW INTO PURPLE!? WICKED!!!</font>


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2004-02-29, 9:58 AM #26
I almost had a heart attack just from looking.

Twinkies hurt my teeth enough already (because of the sugar), so I don't imagine I'll be trying this anytime soon.

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2004-02-29, 10:06 AM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
I think I have to go puke now [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]
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No kidding! Ugh!

And yeah, instant atherosclerosis right there.


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2004-02-29, 10:26 AM #28
Its not his webcam. His aura altered the twinkie's color. Isnt that obvious?

...what?

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2004-02-29, 10:59 AM #29
Auspex 3

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2004-02-29, 1:06 PM #30
Those already have a bit of a following here in Texas. Fried ice cream as well. I myself have never tried either one.

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2004-02-29, 1:11 PM #31
Where do people think up these odd food modifications???

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2004-02-29, 1:56 PM #32
fried ice cream is awesome:P

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2004-02-29, 2:11 PM #33
At least these twinkies aren't handled in "offensive ways."

Phew...

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2004-02-29, 5:44 PM #34
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Auspex 3

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2004-02-29, 6:18 PM #35
Nothing like an angeoplasty to wash it all down with.

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2004-02-29, 6:38 PM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
You didn't come up with the idea. They've been selling those at the Indiana State Fair for decades. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

They are tasty though.

Why are yours purple?

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what about deep fried mars bars?

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2004-02-29, 6:58 PM #37
I bet a deep fried Hostess cupcake or swiss cake roll would be way better.

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2004-02-29, 9:33 PM #38
I actually think they'd be a lot better than regular twinkies, which suck.

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