Engrish is badly translated English - mostly from Japan. The best example is All Your Base Are Belong To Us, from an old Sega game.

The Fellowship of the Ring - http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html

The Two Towers - http://public.www.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/00-20.htm

I have never laughed so hard. Hilarous stuff.

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"Don't like her? Y'don't like her? Whats not to like about her? She's rich, she's beautiful, she's lot huuuuuuuuge....tracks of land..."

[This message has been edited by Flu (edited February 29, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by Flu (edited February 29, 2004).]

Don't forget the classic http://www.engrish.com.

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it

OLD NEWZ!!! But still, it is very fun to read every once and a while. I can hardly wait for ROTK's captions to come out.

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Only To Keep The Public Happy

I have never literally rolled on the floor laughing before. Oy. I'm so easily amused.

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"Don't like her? Y'don't like her? Whats not to like about her? She's rich, she's beautiful, she's lot huuuuuuuuge....tracks of land..."

Keep a secret.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

engrish.com will always have a special place in my heart

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Do you have stairs in your house?

It takes a lot of Engrish to make me laugh, if only because I deal with plenty of Japanese people.

Nothing a few English lessons won't fix.

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Remember that airsoft gun warning I posted a while ago? I got it in the package, but engrish has it also. Here is a scan:

Always good for a laugh

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Damnit...

/me laughs too much

Damnit...

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

What, nobody liked Home English Home?

Engrish is one of the few things that never gets old. It's so juvenile..but..damn!

(For some reason, some of the links at www.engrish.com aren't working)

...For those of us who've played a variety of games, one of the most familiar lines to us it:

"You spoony bard!"

I'll leave it up to you people to guess (It shouldn't take more than one, though...)

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Nes digs around in the trash can.
Nes finds a hamburger!
Nes puts the hamburger in his backpack.

Your shame! That took all the 8 minutes in order to obtain that!

(Description above it was the appreciation where is achieved to "the Babelfish" service of AltaVista.)

http://babelfish.altavista.com

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Nes digs around in the trash can.
Nes finds a hamburger!
Nes puts the hamburger in his backpack.