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ForumsDiscussion Forum → I just ruined the ending to Se7en for a friend...
I just ruined the ending to Se7en for a friend...
2004-03-02, 7:14 PM #1
On AOL

Warning LOTS OF LANGUAGE though I star it out
And I changed all names

Samantha: Ever seen Seven?

SexiestManEver: years ago

Samantha: I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

SexiestManEver: pffft
SexiestManEver: I like to joke about that
SexiestManEver: When someone says "Whats in the box?" or "Whats in the bag" etc
SexiestManEver: I say "Gwenyth Paltrow's head"

Samantha: what?! I haven't seen the whole movie yet what happens?!?!
Samantha: he finds her head?!

SexiestManEver: oh ****
SexiestManEver: God ****it
SexiestManEver: I thought you saw it
SexiestManEver: Jesus

Samantha: HE FINDS HER ****ING HEAD?!

SexiestManEver: ****
SexiestManEver: Yes
SexiestManEver: She is 6

Samantha: JESUS CHRIST

SexiestManEver: The 7 Deadly Sins ok

Samantha: I'll never sleep again.

SexiestManEver: He envies Brad Pitt
SexiestManEver: Brad Pitt doesn’t know she is pregnant

Samantha: What is her sin?

SexiestManEver: And the dude envies Brad Pitt
SexiestManEver: SHE IS PREGNANT for God's sake
SexiestManEver: and not married
SexiestManEver: The 7th sin is wraith
SexiestManEver: Brad Pitt blows the guy's head off

Samantha: what is her sin though?! There's a list of them

SexiestManEver: Envy
SexiestManEver: What happens is Kevin Spacey, who is the killer, walks into the police station and gives himself up and gets arrested
SexiestManEver: He claims he'll take them to the 6th and 7th bodies, so they go out to the middle of no where and he tells them to wait
SexiestManEver: A Fed Ex or UPS guy comes up with a package, and they think its a bomb and so they call the bomb squad
SexiestManEver: Morgan Freeman runs a few hundred feet away and rips the box open and finds her head, though they don't show it
SexiestManEver: While this is happening, Kevin Spacey is talking to Brad Pitt and saying how he envies him, etc
SexiestManEver: Pitt is pretty much ignoring it until Freeman comes back, and he can't tell Pitt what was in the box, upon which Pitt starts freaking out cause he knows
SexiestManEver: Spacey then says "I envy you for your girlfriend, and her unborn child" or whatever, and Pitt pulls his gun and shoots Spacey in the head, thereby making him the 7th sin for wraith

Samantha: But the girl didn't envy that's bull****.

SexiestManEver: There is something I’m missing more then likely
SexiestManEver: Maybe she envies not being married
SexiestManEver: I don’t know
SexiestManEver: I saw it once years ago

Samantha: Lust was the worst.

SexiestManEver: I don’t remember Lust
SexiestManEver: Believe it or not
SexiestManEver: That movie wasn’t all that great to me
SexiestManEver: Around Gluttony I forgot what was going on
SexiestManEver: I remember a few things about it

Samantha: the wh*re got ****ed with a blade

SexiestManEver: I remember Lust involved a prostitute
SexiestManEver: and that there was a witness or something

Samantha: he held a gun to a guy's head and made him **** her with a blade on his ****

SexiestManEver: I remember them chasing the killer, and Brad Pitt almost getting killed but he got spared
SexiestManEver: Because killing Pitt would ruin the 7 sins
SexiestManEver: I remember Gluttony, and Morgan Freeman moving the fridge
SexiestManEver: I remember Kevin Spacey entering the police station with the ends of his fingers cut off and screaming out hello or whatever and everyone pulls there guns knowing it was him

Samantha: I wasn't paying attention so I don't know gluttony

SexiestManEver: And I remember the ending
SexiestManEver: And the joke I say

Samantha: I won't sleep tonight
Samantha: I'll stay up all night till it's light out then I'll go to sleep


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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-03-02, 7:21 PM #2
DAMN NOW YOU RUINED THE ENDING FOR ME!!!

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
















note: SE7EN is one of my favorite movies

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wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-03-02, 7:26 PM #3
Well when she IMed me, I figured she had seen it already and just now finished it. How would I know? Hehe...

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-03-02, 8:26 PM #4
I haven't seen the movie, so I didn't risk reading the first post. Is the ending revealed in that post?

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2004-03-02, 8:50 PM #5
Yes.

Get ye to a Blockbuster video, Chaz!

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2004-03-02, 8:54 PM #6
I like it. The ending was superb

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Pissed Off?
2004-03-02, 9:11 PM #7
So not content with ruining it for your friend, you now attempt to ruin it for the rest of us???
The Last True Evil - consistent nobody in the Discussion Forum since 1998
2004-03-02, 9:11 PM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Samantha: But the girl didn't envy that's bull****.

SexiestManEver: There is something I’m missing more then likely
SexiestManEver: Maybe she envies not being married
</font>

Its not the girl that envies, its the murderer. He envies the family and child and stuff.
2004-03-02, 9:16 PM #9
"Victims"

Gluttony - Fat guy for being so obese. DEAD.
Greed - Lawyer for lying for money. DEAD.
Sloth - Victor for not doing anything with himself. Pretty much DEAD.
Pride - Woman without nose for only caring about her appearance. DEAD on her own accord.
Lust - Man for having sex with hookers. ALIVE.
Envy - John Doe for "envying Mills' everyday life." DEAD because of...
Wrath - Mills for his inability to control his emotion, hence wrath. ALIVE.

As you can see, not everyone died who committed a sin. At least three were alive, one dying because of the choice Doe gave her (call for help and you'll be disfigured forever, or kill yourself). Victor is alive, but not conscious whatsoever, so he's pretty much counted as dead.

The hooker was not the lust victim, the man wan. Just as Tracy was not a victim of any of the sins, but Mills/Doe is. Her death, like the hooker's, was to victimize someone else.

His intent was not to kill people for each sin, but to victimize that person. Many died, yes, but many were also kept alive, yet completely traumatized. The lust victim is horribly emotionally scarred, the woman had the chance to live, but chose to die, and Mills will have to live with what he's done and, in Doe's eyes, done to his wife, forever. Everyone's punished, not everyone dies.

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"Why did all the dinosaurs have to die?"
"Because you touch yourself at night."
2004-03-02, 10:02 PM #10
DON'T READ THIS THREAD IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE. GO RENT/BUY THE FILM ALREADY (PROVIDED YOU CAN STOMACH IT).

Also, note how John Doe himself doesn't even really "kill" anyone with his own hands except for Fatman, the wife, and maybe Victor (even if he survived, he's not going to be able to do anything).

Everything else could almost be counted as forced suicide.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-03-03, 12:15 AM #11
No no, Fatman was a forced suicide too. He made him eat until his stomach gave way, remember?

In fact, put that way he didn't kill any of his intended victims. He only killed in order to influence his targets...

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The Last True Evil - consistent nobody in the Discussion Forum since 1998
2004-03-03, 12:15 AM #12
Meh, 7 has been out so long anyone who can't be bothered making time to see it shouldn't get upset about having it spoilt by others.

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2004-03-03, 12:42 AM #13
it mentioned the killing of the gluttonous man was triggered by a kick after all the food.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-03-03, 5:28 AM #14
His target for lust was the prostitute. He had photos of her, not the guy.
2004-03-03, 5:32 AM #15
That sounds like one mad f***ed up movie. I should go rent it, correct?

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2004-03-03, 5:40 AM #16
Do I read that right?

You accidentally spoiled it for her and then continued after you noticed you spoiled?

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2004-03-03, 5:50 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Last True Evil:
No no, Fatman was a forced suicide too. He made him eat until his stomach gave way, remember?

In fact, put that way he didn't kill any of his intended victims. He only killed in order to influence his targets...

</font>


I haven't seen this... it sounds interesting and kind of grossly sick at the same time...

Not sure if i want to either [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]



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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
2) You statement is lacking any clear structure or grammer. Please add these things.</font>


Sweet irony...
/fluffle
2004-03-03, 6:32 AM #18
He bled the lawyer to death and flayed the drug dealer.
2004-03-03, 7:00 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
He bled the lawyer to death and flayed the drug dealer.</font>


actually i am fairly sure he forced the lawyer to cut himself... and the drug dealer wasn't exactly dead

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wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-03-03, 7:00 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Molgrew:
Do I read that right?

You accidentally spoiled it for her and then continued after you noticed you spoiled?

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No, you didn't read it right. She ASKED me what was going to happen, so I told her.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-03-03, 11:48 PM #21
Yeah, he forced the Lawyer to flay himself alive.

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