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When are you going to die?
2004-03-02, 4:17 PM #1
The Death Clock can tell you. This topic was inspired by the "Are you going to hell?" thread.

Darth Slaw
Wednesday, June 29, 2061
1,808,876,891 seconds from now

Also be sure to check out some celebrity death clocks while you're there, like Al Gore's and George Jr's. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-03-02, 4:23 PM #2
Saturday, March 10, 2063

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2004-03-02, 4:29 PM #3
Friday, January 14, 2022....that's on the "Sadistic" setting...

567,000,000 seconds left!

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2004-03-02, 4:31 PM #4
If I were female, I would have an extra 6.5 years on my life!

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The Dark Lord of the Sith,
And part of the Nightfire mod team
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-03-02, 4:32 PM #5
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, November 6, 2076

Seconds left to live...

2,293,493,613

Sweet.. Ill live to almost 100

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"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-03-02, 4:33 PM #6
Saturday, January 3, 2054

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it

[This message has been edited by Wolfy (edited March 02, 2004).]
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-03-02, 4:35 PM #7
Damn...Thursday, November 9, 2034. That sucks considering I am only 18.
2004-03-02, 5:21 PM #8
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, April 13, 2084

Seconds left to live...

2,528,066,712


Appaently I have 80 more year left... thats good to know.

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The Gas Station
2004-03-02, 5:31 PM #9
Tuesday, October 21, 2059

I can tell that some of you chose the "optimistic" setting.

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2004-03-02, 5:31 PM #10
Monday, February 5, 2063

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]
2004-03-02, 5:43 PM #11
Sunday, November 21, 2055

Eh, living til 71 ain't bad. Now, let's see after the diet.

Monday December 17, 2074

Damn, one day before me and my fiancee's 70th wedding anniversery [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-03-02, 5:50 PM #12
Friday, October 6, 2045 *marks the calender*

Hmmm that means I'll die when I'm... *does math* 56... Hmm... not too bad I suppose.

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2004-03-02, 5:51 PM #13
Wednesday, August 9, 2079

2,380,420,000 seconds left.



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2004-03-02, 6:02 PM #14
Oh dear, I'll have to invent something new in the next ten minutes. Perhaps some sort of death clock!

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-03-02, 6:04 PM #15
Tuesday, June 13, 2084.

98 years, not bad.

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2004-03-02, 6:09 PM #16
January 15th, 2019, and I'm 18.

...Well then. That sucks.

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2004-03-02, 6:46 PM #17
Hehee. If your time of death has already passed, it says "I am sorry, but your time has expired! Have a nice day."

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2004-03-02, 6:48 PM #18
Sunday, May 27, 2057

I went to a fortune teller too, and she claimed I have a thick life line or whatever on my palm.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-03-02, 6:56 PM #19
Friday, March 18, 2067

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-03-02, 6:58 PM #20
Wednesday, October 23, 2080

my stats:

BMI- 26 (ht: 6'3" , WT. 205)
BDAY: 11/10/83
Sex: Male
Smoker: no
mode: optimistic

As it stands now, I'll still be around after everyone else here is dust. Fortunately, most people in my family have kept their smarts right up until the end, too. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/cool.gif]


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2004-03-02, 7:02 PM #21
tomorow.

Jokes.

friday october 2 2076. Haha most of you are going to die before me. Muhahaha.

290460653 seconds.

no wait make that 290460652

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2004-03-02, 7:19 PM #22
Pessimistic: Tuesday, June 25, 2041
Normal: Thursday, September 16, 2060
Optimistic: Monday, October 24, 2072
Sadistic: Sunday, September 17, 2023

I'll take Sadistic for $1000, I'm dead bored. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Anybody actually watched it for like an hour or so? It resets after that, doesn't keep counting. It cheats!

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2004-03-02, 7:23 PM #23
That BMI thing is complete bull.

Because I'm 6 foot even and I weigh 200 pounds, they assume that I'm some big fatass who's prone to health risks. SOME people exercise once in a while!
2004-03-02, 7:26 PM #24
2059.. not bad. I wouldn't want to live too old anyways.

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2004-03-02, 7:46 PM #25
June 6th, 2009.

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Empty.
2004-03-02, 8:17 PM #26
Thursday, January 7, 2072

But my birthday is on the 18th. That's not fair. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-03-02, 8:45 PM #27
Never [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-03-02, 9:37 PM #28
It'll put you young whippersnappers in your place!

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-03-02, 9:54 PM #29
Wed apirl 10, 2080

i live to be 95 years old not bad.

for sadasic its 2022 and optsmic is 2080

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2004-03-02, 10:19 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Checksum:
That BMI thing is complete bull.

Because I'm 6 foot even and I weigh 200 pounds, they assume that I'm some big fatass who's prone to health risks. SOME people exercise once in a while!</font>


Indeed. My BMI puts me as obese, which is no where near true. It doesn't account for muscle mass very well.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-03-03, 5:40 AM #31
Remember, if you don't like the date it gives you first time round, close the clock box and click "Check Your Death Clock" again! Add years onto your life!

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2004-03-03, 5:52 AM #32
I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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2004-03-03, 6:20 AM #33
May 1st, 2087.

Weee I'll have a long life!
2004-03-03, 6:53 AM #34
Saturday, April 1, 2062

hmmm

Should I wait for the clock to tick down?...nothing else to do...

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2004-03-03, 7:23 AM #35
Friday, March 7, 2004

I have 2 days left. -.-

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2004-03-03, 8:51 AM #36
Since when does 7 minus 3 equal 2?

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-03-03, 8:53 AM #37
Different timezones, silly.

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Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-03-03, 8:58 AM #38
Tuesday, August 7, 2074. 2,222,413,911 seconds left... that would be 20 days short of my 88th birthday. Fortunately, knowing how healthy my family is, and that most of my weight isn't fat, like it is for most Americans (My BMI is currently 26). I have a metabolism that is slower, and my heartbeat averages only around 60, instead of 70 for the average person. I would probably adjust my life span to say that I'll almost certianly live to be 100. And I, for one, can actually honestly list myself as optimistic! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-03, 9:46 AM #39
Wednesday, July 26, 2062
1,842,682,790 seconds left

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

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2004-03-03, 9:48 AM #40
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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LOL....good quote. I might have to put that in a future sig.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
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