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Can YOU pass the test?
2004-03-04, 3:42 PM #1
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnation/quiz?event_id=600

That's priceless. I would have given my right arm if my university had had such exam questions as:

How many halves are in a college basketball game? and How many points does a 3-point field goal account for in a basketball game?

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2004-03-04, 3:59 PM #2
Well, it was also for a pretty much BS "credit filler" class.

Of course its also from Georgia, and well, I'm not a big fan of Georgia. Of course I'm not a big fan of any of the SEC schools(since most of them seem to care more about their athletics than academics) except the one I'm going to(which has the worst athletics and best academics), heh.

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2004-03-04, 4:12 PM #3
Looks like my Anthropology exam from last semester. The lecturer had a huge sense a humor, so for the final exam at least 2 answers on each 4-answer multi-choice question were joke answers. That was a fun exam.

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2004-03-04, 4:21 PM #4
Yes, I can. Saw it in the paper this morning. Didn't really suprise me.

I only got the home arena question wrong. Shocking since I don't go to Georgia

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2004-03-05, 6:16 AM #5
Heh. 5.

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2004-03-05, 6:29 AM #6
I didn't pass. I was too lazy to finish it.

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2004-03-05, 6:30 AM #7
9 out of 20 here. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-05, 7:01 AM #8
I got 13 out of 20... ya...

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2004-03-05, 7:04 AM #9
11 out of 20, and I guessed on all of the questions except for the first, the 3-pointer, the quarter, and the half.

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2004-03-05, 7:57 AM #10
A lot of the answers are contained in the question if you read them carefully. It's really more of a test for good test-taking skills than on Geargia basketball (except for those uniform color questions). [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

eg: What is the name of the COLISEUM where the Georgia Bulldogs play?
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2004-03-05, 8:10 AM #11
Of course, if you'd been in class on Fridays, you would've had the answers [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]. That's one of the professors' triks I like best.

That reminds me of the exams for the introduction to Political Science class I took... The professor told us at the first day that 90% of our grade would be the two exams (45% each), and 10% would be attendance. When the exams came, there was always, out of 4 choices, at least one silly answer. However, it was a rather good class.

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2004-03-05, 10:02 AM #12
id ont know anything aboutcollege basketball or even the nba actually but ig ot 12/20 on the dumb questions

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2004-03-05, 1:13 PM #13
Heard about this on the radio, Jim Rome talked out it, he was FRIKIN HILIARIOUS!!


"How many halfs are there in a basketball game?"

Jim Rome:

"What coach was stupid enough to make such an easy quiz and risks losing his job?

A: Jim Harrick Jr.
B: Jim Harrick Jr.
C: Jim Harrick Jr.
D: Jim Harrick Jr.
E: All of the Above.

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2004-03-05, 1:56 PM #14
Well since there's only one of them, answer E is obviously wrong. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-05, 2:59 PM #15
I'd prolly get a 50%. Here's my question...

What color is the White House?

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2004-03-05, 3:01 PM #16
Wait... wait... I know this one... white?

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2004-03-06, 6:01 AM #17
Well... I really have no idea what color uniforms they wear, what conference they're in, or what arena they play in, but I got 20/20 anyway.
2004-03-06, 7:10 AM #18
You answered 18 questions correctly out of a possible 20 questions.

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