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...worst. headline. ever.
2004-03-06, 1:16 PM #1
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8886920%255E421,00.html

Honestly, you'd think they'd have read it out loud before posting it.

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Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-03-06, 1:26 PM #2
I can't stop laughing.

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D E A T H
2004-03-06, 2:13 PM #3
ROFLMAO!!!

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

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The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-06, 2:14 PM #4
Wow.........better than Yahoo's "Scientists Believe Glass To Be Harmful To Birds".

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2004-03-06, 2:18 PM #5
still laughing

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wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-03-06, 2:22 PM #6
Heh, thats pretty good....

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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-03-06, 2:23 PM #7
just... wow

i saw that when i looked at the stuff on the side

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wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-03-06, 2:37 PM #8
Hell, the best headlines are right in my signature.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-06, 4:31 PM #9
Wow. That's pretty bad

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Pissed Off?
2004-03-06, 5:47 PM #10
LOL avenger's postcount is 2BAD. Sorry, that amused me.

[EDIT]Noooo he ruined it.[/EDIT]
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[This message has been edited by Dj Yoshi (edited March 06, 2004).]
D E A T H
2004-03-06, 5:59 PM #11
I still love this one:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_467169.html

The guilty party could not be reached for comment, but early this morning issued a statement that read, simply, "Yar."

(No, not that he died...that part is tragic...)

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