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Unemployed sex addict
2004-03-06, 11:46 AM #1
wants the government to finance his porno-viewing and brothel visits.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court rejected a legal bid on Friday by an unemployed man who wanted the state to provide him with free pornography and trips to brothels because his wife is in Thailand. </font>


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2004-03-06, 11:53 AM #2
It was worth a try.

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2004-03-06, 11:55 AM #3
the poor sap, why doesn't he just get the internet?

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2004-03-06, 12:00 PM #4
*shudder* look at this story that was linked to off that page:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20040305/od_nm/life_salad_dc&e=1&ncid=757

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2004-03-06, 12:00 PM #5
Oh dear God... that's just rediculous. If I was the judge I would have thrown him out of my courtroom so fast his head would spin.

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2004-03-06, 12:02 PM #6
I would have just spun his head 'till his neck broke.

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2004-03-06, 12:16 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MikeC:
Oh dear God... that's just rediculous. If I was the judge I would have thrown him out of my courtroom so fast his head would spin.</font>


I dont know . . . I would have granted it..You know, just for the hell of it.

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2004-03-06, 1:19 PM #8
if the guy has internet access someone could give me his email and i could hook him up with some links....

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2004-03-06, 1:25 PM #9
Wow, obviously this man knows not what google.com is. This is just...disturbing. Crazy German people :P

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2004-03-06, 1:36 PM #10
Obviously he can't afford an internet connection... Condoms are dirt cheap and if he can't afford them, then he must be BROKE.

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2004-03-06, 3:30 PM #11
They had a whole show full of people like that on Springer the other day.

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2004-03-06, 9:14 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
It was worth a try.
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2004-03-07, 6:16 AM #13
Oh god, Red Robin. My parents love eating there. *shudder*

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2004-03-07, 6:22 AM #14
I can't believe that! What on earth does he think his wife's going to say when she gets back? It won't be hard for her to find out since it's all over the internet and the news.

Of course that's assuming she'll even come back period (I wonder what the guy was like when she was home).

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