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Most Powerful Love Spell Known To Man
2004-03-07, 2:54 PM #1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2992542071&category=19270

I Lurve Ebay

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2004-03-07, 2:56 PM #2
I want me some luvin'

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2004-03-07, 2:57 PM #3
Is this covered by insurance?

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2004-03-07, 3:49 PM #4
Utter bollocks. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]



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2004-03-07, 3:54 PM #5
I think its fitting to say...


<3

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2004-03-07, 3:55 PM #6
Apparently, witches don't need to "spell" properly. Oh how clever of me, a play on words.

If she was such a powerful psychic, how come she didn't know that I was going to pick on her spelling and hence, change it so that I never could? The mind boggles, but then it stops. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]



[This message has been edited by Run (edited March 07, 2004).]
2004-03-07, 3:59 PM #7
Hehe.

Run made me giggle.

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My music
2004-03-07, 4:22 PM #8
Person who bids on that = total loser besides being completely gullible

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited March 07, 2004).]
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-03-07, 4:31 PM #9
*sigh* Maybe one day women will realise all they have to do is show some cleavage. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-07, 4:33 PM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
*sigh* Maybe one day women will realise all they have to do is show some cleavage. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


Dang, beat me to it.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-03-07, 4:36 PM #11
"The info I have sent in on missing childrens cases on ones that have been solved have been 100% accurate"
I find that rather freaky..
/me stays away from that person

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2004-03-07, 5:25 PM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"The info I have sent in on missing childrens cases on ones that have been solved have been 100% accurate"
I find that rather freaky..</font>

The number sent in & solved probably being 1.

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[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited March 07, 2004).]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-03-07, 5:51 PM #13
I can't believe people buy this for 28 bucks...

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2004-03-07, 6:37 PM #14
buck: when a nerd can't get a date, they begin to get really desperate

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited March 07, 2004).]
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-03-07, 6:42 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
*sigh* Maybe one day women will realise all they have to do is show some cleavage. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-08, 3:04 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">If she was such a powerful psychic, how come she didn't know that I was going to pick on her spelling and hence, change it so that I never could? The mind boggles, but then it stops.</font>


Hey, go easy on her. She's probably a witch in training, or with handicaps.


-Fox

[This message has been edited by Firefox (edited March 08, 2004).]
2004-03-08, 4:24 AM #17
Check out her sales history. She's sold that same spell to several other people, along with other spells and other BS items. And she only has positive feedback. Weird.

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Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
2004-03-08, 9:13 AM #18
Ox urine has that effect on people.

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0 of 14.
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2004-03-08, 9:48 AM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
buck: when a nerd can't get a date, they begin to get really desperate

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Do you know this from experience?

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2004-03-08, 1:30 PM #20
Quote from the item description:
I'm Cherokee, navaho, Irish, & German.I've had abilities
since I was a child. I read regular playing cards, Tarot,
candle wax & candle flame, pictures, personal items,
people's auras, and rice.

All of those items in the last sentence seem awfully weird, but the "rice" seems very oddly placed.
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2004-03-08, 9:34 PM #21
You read rice by feeding it to birds and translating what will happen in the near future by observing what colored birds die first.

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Roach - Steal acceptance, lend denial.

0 of 14.
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