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Just when you thought you had heard it all...
2004-03-08, 1:51 PM #1
Handyman Nailed with His Own Nail Gun

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian handyman admitted he was stupid to shoot himself in the head with a nail gun in a misguided prank that left him with a nail lodged in his brain.</font>


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2004-03-08, 1:59 PM #2
PWND.


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2004-03-08, 2:11 PM #3
*sigh*

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2004-03-08, 2:19 PM #4
ROFL!! AHAHAHAHAHAH! Sounds like something my friend would do. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-08, 2:21 PM #5
Didn't someone just post this like a day ago? Or was there another idiot?

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2004-03-08, 2:25 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
PWND.


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2004-03-08, 2:27 PM #7
Don't complain about idiots. They hold the delicate balance in our society of maintaining intellectual diversity and the spectrum of different qualities of the human mind.

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2004-03-08, 2:36 PM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Didn't someone just post this like a day ago? Or was there another idiot?

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i know i posted a link to this in a thread about the "worst headline ever" or something like that

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2004-03-08, 2:39 PM #9
Exactly. Without idiots, we wouldn't be "intelligent". Just normal.
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2004-03-08, 2:42 PM #10
We all were just proven idiots since this was posted a few days ago, and we're still seeing at as brand new. But I don't look down on idiots, I'm one of them! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] Besides, my friends are idiots to, so we make the world go 'round. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-03-08, 2:57 PM #11
These are the people who used to die. Now, because of modern medicine, they survive to screw the human race by breeding.

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2004-03-08, 3:50 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
...they survive to screw the human race by breeding.

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Isn't that true for just about everyone?

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2004-03-08, 4:35 PM #13
Darwin is rolling in his coffin.

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2004-03-08, 4:55 PM #14
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2004-03-09, 1:20 AM #15
Nailed! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

hehehehe

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
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Sweet irony...
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2004-03-09, 1:34 AM #16
My friends dad accidently shot a nail through his palm when he was working on furnishing their basement.

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2004-03-09, 1:57 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
These are the people who used to die. Now, because of modern medicine, they survive to screw the human race by breeding.
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You could say exactly the same about people with genetic diseases..
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2004-03-09, 2:20 AM #18
Hey, at least he got nailed.

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2004-03-09, 6:09 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Royal Melbourne Hospital neurosurgeons removed the nail in a delicate four-hour operation even though Shorten, who was expected to make a full recovery, had offered to take the nail out with a pair of pliers.</font>


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2004-03-09, 7:52 AM #20
Well, stupid people do one thing right. They make me laugh [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-03-09, 12:38 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Royal Melbourne Hospital neurosurgeons removed the nail in a delicate four-hour operation even though Shorten, who was expected to make a full recovery, had offered to take the nail out with a pair of pliers.</font>


Thus costing the poor fellow thousands. Swindlers! :P
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2004-03-09, 1:27 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">An Australian handyman admitted he was stupid to shoot himself in the head with a nail gun in a misguided prank that left him with a nail lodged in his brain.</font>


I would like to see the person that could deny that

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