In light of certain current threads, it's come to my attention that our old Tech help forum just doesn't cut it when it comes to supernatural incidents involving computer-related hardware. This is why I'm proposing the creation of a special Massassian bureau to validate and solve these problems.

When the printed word was the preferred medium of communication, there were always accounts of wicked books, and when the telephoen came into use there were dead speakers and the like. So clearly there is a legion of the dead involved in an otherworldy telecommunications conspiracy.

If we can isolate enough of these e-spirits and contain them, perhaps we can harness their dark power without it consuming too many of our souls and raise an army of darkness that can then spread forth and conquer other gaming sites with our newfound unholy power.

[This message has been edited by Lord_Grismath (edited March 09, 2004).]

Holy Computer Necromancy batman!

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There is no signature

I'm sorry, but... wtf?

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I check my e-mail

As I read that, I imagined you attempting to say it out load, only to run out of breath halfway through and pass out...

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

You've either:

A. Been talking with Gebohq too much

or

B. Getting into this "soul-catching" business way too much.

And on the latter note, I think our soul collection system is working very well, we don't need to take over the world immediately. The best things are done SLOWLY.

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Sounds good. When do you start?

(That is not a typo)

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Hahaha, fantastic.

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Emon, isn't one in your room?

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An exile of the Soviet Massassi Regime

Thou froward rampallian bugbear!

HEY! Contaminate this thread not with thy silly jibba jabba, thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!

uh...


*walks out*

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<Kroko> Massassi is like Nazi Germany online, only it's not in Germany.

Hey, I have nothing to do with these shenannigans. My quest for supremecy involves obtaining ownership of Switzerland and the Holy Grail first

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"So clearly there is a legion of the dead involved in an otherworldy telecommunications conspiracy."

ummmm.. no there's not...

*shifty eyes*

Bah, you need the spear of destiny, too....



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