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A funny Tidbit.
2004-03-10, 6:50 AM #1
It happened today at lunch. I was sitting, eating lunch. Then my freind runs in and says "Theres a condemn in the hall. I asked the teacher if I could use the bathroom. I got my pass I walked out, and there it was. Lying in the middle of the hall. Well turns out it was used. Now the School board is going to run a dna test in the gym to find out who used it.

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2004-03-10, 7:01 AM #2
They really care? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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Sweet irony...
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2004-03-10, 7:24 AM #3
Heck they even have an achohal detector in the main office.

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2004-03-10, 7:32 AM #4
A.. dna test.. in the gym? Somehow, I think not.

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2004-03-10, 7:43 AM #5
The gymnasium has long been the center of DNA research.

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2004-03-10, 8:55 AM #6
Yes, and the steam room houses a cloning facility.

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2004-03-10, 9:06 AM #7
I sense doubt in your post. You may not know now, but you will learn. Oh yes...

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2004-03-10, 9:28 AM #8
They are definitly not doing a DNA test. Most likely they are saying that to get the people to confess...And also what kind of frickin school do you go to?? At my school they would just throw it in the garbage and move on...
2004-03-10, 9:42 AM #9
Wait, DNA tests are expensive, I thought? And schools are poor, I thought? Something doesn't add up.

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2004-03-10, 9:45 AM #10
None of my schools ever went that far.

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2004-03-10, 10:26 AM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stat:
Wait, DNA tests are expensive, I thought? And schools are poor, I thought? Something doesn't add up.

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It really depends on where you go. The school i go to is reeeaaaallllyyy cheap, but a school about 2 towns over has more money then it knows what to do with. it's all relative.

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2004-03-10, 10:39 AM #12
Wow, that's a lot of excitement over a comdem... just wait til you get to high school.

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2004-03-10, 10:47 AM #13
Nazi Catholic Elementary?

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2004-03-10, 10:48 AM #14
So unless the school has DNA samples from every student and employee, how the heck are they supposed to figure it out?

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2004-03-10, 11:30 AM #15
They goin stick you gud boah.

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2004-03-10, 11:44 AM #16
It also could be a liitle hoax, as in it's not really used, if you catch my drift.

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2004-03-10, 11:58 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">At my school they would just throw it in the garbage and move on...</font>



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[This message has been edited by MadQuack (edited March 10, 2004).]
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2004-03-10, 12:00 PM #18
Extra Mayo packets can be fun.

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2004-03-10, 12:01 PM #19
Exactly

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2004-03-10, 12:41 PM #20
Not one person on this thread spelled condom correctly.

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2004-03-10, 12:43 PM #21
Except you.

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2004-03-10, 12:56 PM #22
We shall all come under condemnation.
2004-03-10, 1:14 PM #23
Quick! Everyone under the condom of silence!

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2004-03-10, 1:25 PM #24
What a strange school.
2004-03-10, 1:27 PM #25
hm...We find condoms all over the place in my school. Its pretty dang gross. I think they should find the purpurtrator and make him re-use it :P

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2004-03-10, 3:24 PM #26
Well, I guess what it all comes down to is, at least he used a condom.

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2004-03-10, 3:38 PM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MadQuack:
Well, I guess what it all comes down to is, at least he used a condom.</font>


Yeah. Chip packets and cling wrap are unreliable at best.

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2004-03-10, 3:53 PM #28
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Yeah. Chip packets and cling wrap are unreliable at best.

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Now they tell me.

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2004-03-10, 9:42 PM #29
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Heck they even have an achohal detector in the main office.

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my high school had one for use at disco's after some people came to one drunk.

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2004-03-10, 10:07 PM #30
Same thing happened at my high school when I was a senior. Doesn't affect me at anymore, but I have my own personal breathalizer [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-10, 10:42 PM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hebedee:
We shall all come under condemnation.</font>


Noooo!! It's a con-dammit!

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2004-03-11, 3:14 AM #32
There doing dna test by one calling everyone to the gym to get there finger prints. And have every student go into the bathroom and Pee in a cup. sounds more like a drug test but are teacher told us it was a dna test.

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2004-03-11, 3:18 AM #33
... They want to perform a DNA test? I suppose it's to catch who was responsible, but how are they going to punish him (they could also determine the identity of the female, unless, well....yeah)?

At least he was practicing safe sex. Cripes.


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2004-03-11, 3:20 AM #34
Oh it's an anarchy. We had a person ride a motercycle through the halls once. We also have had. 2 kids at the middle school caught having oral sex in the janiters closet, and then when the morons where caught the one kid said but the door said "sexton" on it..At the highschool it's nuts. Besides having to listen to the girls PMS about so and so breaking up with so and so. So are school is pretty much doing all it can to stop the madness.

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2004-03-11, 3:22 AM #35
They will prolly expell the two cuprates.

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2004-03-11, 4:29 AM #36
I was about to ask if you meant "prison" instead of "high-school", but you don't get expelled from there no matter how many motorcyles you ride through the halls.
2004-03-11, 4:53 AM #37
Please. None of you have anything on my high school.

So far this year:
  • Two sophmores killed a man in Arizona and then fled back to Missouri
  • One of my close friends was caught having sex in the bathroom
  • A couple of other kids were having sex in the bathroom
  • One moronic sophmore was fired from a Taco Bell. So he, knowing the entry code, used it to enter the Taco Bell before-hours and rob it. Genius.
  • Three guys (one freshman, two sophmores) videotaped two sophmore girls engaging in "sexual conduct," then proceeded to try and sell it via cellphones at the school. One copy was previewed before the teacher they were watching it in front of stole the cellphone and reported them to the office. The two girls are threatening to sue sexual harassment on the boys, the two sophmores are serving five years Juvie, and all three have been officially expelled.


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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-03-11, 5:13 AM #38
Gotta love elementary school... one condom and they shake down the entire place... High School... one condom and nobody cares... College... only one condom? what the hell is wrong with you?

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2004-03-11, 5:31 AM #39
My High School they have a 0 tolerance policy.Basicly we have Rednecks, racist, and loonys invade are school everyday. Every week there is a fight. So there cracking down. Hell I can't count how many times are school got locked down cause some moron started a bomb scare.

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2004-03-11, 5:48 AM #40
Try 15 in two years. That and Anthrax threats.

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