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Why do I get the impression I'm about to unleash a scourge onto Massassi?
2004-03-09, 3:32 PM #1
Shakespearean Insult Generator.

<3
2004-03-09, 3:35 PM #2
Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth.

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You're entering a world of pain.
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2004-03-09, 3:35 PM #3
Because you are, Thou craven folly-fallen coxcomb!

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/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-03-09, 3:37 PM #4
*gropes Thrawn42689


Awesome. Thou villainous rude-growing fustilarian!



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Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-09, 3:37 PM #5
If thou hadst not so much ear wax as brain, thou wouldst know, knave.


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Rites of Xanthus

The TC that exacted a terrible toll on my time and eyesight.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2004-03-09, 3:38 PM #6
"You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!"

Gold.

/me bookmarks.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

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Last Stand
2004-03-09, 5:09 PM #7
Thou qualling full-gorged pumpion!



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Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)

B'tduz: A popular dwarfish game which consists of standing a few feet apart and throwing large rocks at one another's head.

"Yes, it's a bloody flying alligator setting fire to my city!" - His Grace His Excellency the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes.

Morituri Nolumus Mori
Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)
Morituri Nolumus Mori
2004-03-09, 5:11 PM #8
*blinks* If someone used those insults to attack me, I'd probably be more likely to beat him than if he used contemporary swears. It wouldn't be because I was offended though.

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-03-09, 5:25 PM #9
Thou spleeny dismal-dreaming puttock!



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2004-03-09, 6:44 PM #10
you jerk face....

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0_o o_0....ur pants fell off.
I need a signature SO amazing, and SO funny, that when you read it, you say, "Hey, that's pretty funny."
2004-03-09, 6:52 PM #11
Peace, ye fat guts!

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I check my e-mail
2004-03-09, 6:55 PM #12
"Thou art only mark'd for hot vengeance and the rod of heaven."

0_o


"....hot vengeance...."


o_0

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"Run Away!"
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-03-09, 7:03 PM #13
So, so, thou common dog, didst thou disgorge thy glutton bosom

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-03-09, 7:03 PM #14
...your still a jerk face

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0_o o_0....ur pants fell off.
I need a signature SO amazing, and SO funny, that when you read it, you say, "Hey, that's pretty funny."
2004-03-09, 7:55 PM #15
[Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
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2004-03-09, 7:58 PM #16
Well, you are a rare parrot teacher.

Haha! Take that!

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2004-03-09, 8:10 PM #17
old news? This is old... But still great [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

Thou unmuzzled pox-marked codpiece!

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2004-03-09, 10:39 PM #18
Thou burly-boned idle-headed baggage!

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EvilMagic.net: Brian's Web Log
2004-03-09, 11:24 PM #19
"Canst thou believe thy living is a life, so stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend."

*bookmarks*

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-03-09, 11:33 PM #20
"Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!"
"Thou clouted earth-vexing bladder!"
"Thou gleeking beetle-headed bladder!"
"You are a fishmonger."


"Your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great."
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)

B'tduz: A popular dwarfish game which consists of standing a few feet apart and throwing large rocks at one another's head.

"Yes, it's a bloody flying alligator setting fire to my city!" - His Grace His Excellency the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes.

Morituri Nolumus Mori
Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)
Morituri Nolumus Mori
2004-03-10, 12:41 AM #21
"Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out."

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-03-10, 12:50 AM #22
/me covers virgin ears.

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Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-03-10, 3:28 AM #23
Ironic. My english teacher had us look at this website cause where studying Romeo, and juilet.

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SHOLVAS KREE!
2004-03-10, 3:34 AM #24
Wherein art thou good, but to taste sack and drink it? Wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? Wherein cunning, but in craft? Wherein crafty but in villainy? Wherein villainous, but in all things? Wherein worthy but in nothing?

..GOT THAT, PUNK?
2004-03-10, 3:35 AM #25
Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-03-10, 5:32 AM #26
Degenerate and base art thou.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-10, 6:17 AM #27
Thou. Tounged. Wench.

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All your my forums, belong to me.
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SHOLVAS KREE!
2004-03-10, 9:01 AM #28
There's no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine. It is all filled up with guts and midriff.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-03-10, 9:03 AM #29
[Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-03-10, 11:02 AM #30
How dare you release this scourge upon us thou fobbing weather-bitten hugger-mugger!

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-03-10, 11:15 AM #31
Thou surly common-kissing flax-wench!

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TI-MAH!
2004-03-10, 11:32 AM #32
Such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!

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RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.
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2004-03-10, 11:44 AM #33
Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous mouse.

Anyone have the warcry generator by the way?

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[This message has been edited by Lord Kuat (edited March 10, 2004).]
2004-03-10, 11:44 AM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Thou paunchy bat-fowling nut-hook!

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hehe

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
2) You statement is lacking any clear structure or grammer. Please add these things.</font>


Sweet irony...
/fluffle
2004-03-10, 12:12 PM #35
Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters.

tee hee hee

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gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-03-10, 12:51 PM #36
Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

Idol of idiot-worshippers!

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Fear, It Controls The Fearful. The Strong. The Weak. The Innocent. Fear Is My Ally!

The Arcane Sith
2004-03-10, 6:19 PM #37
I was having so much fun with this today...

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Only To Keep The Public Happy

[This message has been edited by mscbuck (edited March 10, 2004).]
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2004-03-10, 7:58 PM #38
You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

[Thou art] a fool, a coward, one all of luxury, an *** , a madman.

Thou qualling dismal-dreaming vassal!

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an *** at it.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-03-11, 6:17 AM #39
"Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee." [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

hahaha!!!
2004-03-11, 11:16 AM #40
Thou reeky doghearted scullian!

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Matthew Pate:
GUY: "Mate, you really Australianed up your Ford!"
GUY 2: "Yeah, I guess it was pretty spowned."
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Originally posted by Matthew Pate:
GUY: "Mate, you really Australianed up your Ford!"
GUY 2: "Yeah, I guess it was pretty spowned."
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