Not sure if this is the right forum for introductions or whatnot but I'm new here so I thought I'd say hi. I found the site on aldera, some of this stuff is pretty interesting so I figure that I'll stick around a bit.. eh?

Welcome! Don't eat the cookies...


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<kyle90> i got my SAT scores back
<kyle90> according to the sheet i got sent in the mail, I did "better than 99% of all college-bound seniors"
<kyle90> of course, thats comparing me to americans
<kyle90> so its not really a fair assessment

Run... While you still can!

Welcome, btw

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WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUT!!!

Hey hey!

(No really...run.)



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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

Heh, thanks guys. There are sites with far less welcoming crowds out there.

Welcome! Hope you enjoy it here.

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gree gree.

Don't be afraid to visit the Interactive Story Board if you haven't already!

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Check out the following stories over at the Interactive Story Board:
The Never-ending Story Thread or visit the new webcomic version!
The Vision Cycle series
Featured Story: Dead

Howdy.

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Have Lightsaber Will Travel JK Editing tips, troubleshooting information, resources and more.
www.swgalaxies.net For all your Star Wars Galaxies needs
The Massassi A SW Galaxies Player Association

Welcome to Massassi



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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Guten Tag! Der Massassi Temple ist einen guten Platz.
Wollen Sie einen Kuelschranck haben fuer Weinachten (sp?)? Ich habe zwei!

if you need it, here's the translation:

(No, I'm not German, but, rather, an American! )

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We are Slaw of Borg.
You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.
-Darth Slaw, Dark Lord of the Borg

[This message has been edited by Darth Slaw (edited December 02, 2003).]

wtf I want one for Christmas!

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I'm like a superhero with no powers or motivation.

I have 11 toes.
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On one foot.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Heh, your name must be magical. The moment I opened the thread, Coldplay- The Scientist came on ^-^.

Welcome! Be prepared to lose your soul to the god known as Brian.

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Tell me not in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream, For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not as they seem. Life is real, Life is ernest, the grave is not it's goal; Dust thou art, Dust thou returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.
~William Shakespeare

God Brian, our recently restored lord and master!

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

Welcome to Massassi. Home of the world's best patronizers.

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Man: Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister.
Woman: *gasp* Well, which one?
Man: All of them.
Woman: *gasp* Well, I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake!
Man: Yeah, well me too! And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofy!
Woman: Woofy?! You *****! Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
Man: That goat doesn't love you.............

GO AWAY, please.

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I have become Death, destroyer of newbs.
Statavad-Gita 8:14

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*locks away another soul in the SoulCage (tm and (c))*


welcome, we're a good bunch for the most part (=

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"Those who are able to work, and refuse the opportunity, should not expect society's support."

You may think it commical joking now, but massassi WILL steal your soul. Then again maybe you're ignorant and want to see just how deep the rabbit hole goes...

Oh, and Hello!

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What if one morning you woke up and realized that JED never existed and there never was such a thing as www.massassi.net? What would you do? Where would you go...?

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

Heh... you guys and your welcome wagon... The whole "soul-stealing" thing was funny until they started with the AYB crap and making like 20 different pictures for it... and then I got enraged and killed everyone. In conclusion, welcome to Massassi, where you can't get blood from a stone, but BY GOD WE'RE GOING TO TRY.

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June 16 - A night to remember
Ex-Council of 14
Miken
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?"

Hello! now that you've met the wierd ones, you can meet me! i'm perfectly normal. except for that one thing. but, you never have to know about that.... and maybe that one other thing.. and wait a second... ok, ok. i'm not normal. But hello anyway.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade

I never realized the bad grammar until now.

[edit: I misspelled grammar]

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited December 02, 2003).]

I misspeelt pie, right there <<<

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saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum

Why must we torture the newbs?
This makes me feel better and better that i didnt have a hello thread.

Hello and welcome to massassi. It wont steal your soul i promise.
*snicker* *snort*
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*bursts out laughing*
advice: dont make the moderators or admins mad.

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Here Ociffer, hold my beer while i look for my license.
*Remnant Temple beta taking a bit longer than planned but ill get it done*
Light And Darkness

I should have made a hello thread.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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My Daily Ramblings
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

Hi. If this freaked you out at all, "Hi I'm new" threads are our most common outlet of weird. But in a good way, it's just the Massassi welcome. Everyone gets once.
Keep posting, and glad to have you on board the Sooouuuulll train!

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.
MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

You scared him off

Now we're never going to get any fresh meat.

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WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUT!!!

Man I havent done this in ages:
Species on this website:

-Human This being exists for around 20 minutes. After that time has passed, he/she/it mutates to the next stage. See NON-HUMAN/MASSASSIAN.

-Non-human/Massassian The second stage, and for most people the last. This person is no longer a human being, for their soul is taken and kept under guard by the MBS. See MBS and HUMAN.

-Troll Ghastly being that somehow keeps their soul and floods with posts reflecting their intelligence (very low). Tend to get banned very quickly by ADMIN and MOD. Also, some have been bad enough to warrent attention from the MBS. See MBS, ADMIN and MOD.

-MOD A lesser form of ADMIN. Species unsure, suspect angelic or similar. Treat with respect. Sworn enemies of TROLL. See ADMIN.

-ADMIN Species unknown, however what data we have collected points to a deity or a god of some form. Carries the ultimate responsibily and power. Extremely dangerous being, to be treated with caution. All aspire to this position. Also sworn enemies of TROLL. Most have membership in the MBS.

-MBS The Massassi Brute Squad. Founder SithNazgul, Second In Command is Pommy, an ADMIN. An extremeist group with one purpose in mind: Utter destruction of TROLLs and protection of www.massassi.net and its members. The current group is the second. The first was disbanded by Wolfy, an ADMIN, after an incident involving his house, an extremly well aimed incendiary grenade by Checksum, and a wrong address. Safeguards have since been put into place to prevent this happening again. See ADMIN

-GBK Strange being of MOD powers. Extremely anti Microsoft, and just as pro-*nix. On technology threads regarding Windows problems or the like, he is gaurenteed to only post "Phoenix" with a link to the aforementioned browser. See MOD.

-MADQUACK EXTREMELY dangerous being. Species unknown (no one was brave enough to find out). APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION.



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Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)
Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum
(I can see your house from up here)
"But he's not going to carry you three" said Death.
"Why not?"
"It's a matter of the look of the thing"
"It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it" said War testily, "the One Horseman and Three Pedestrians of the Apocralypse"

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

That list needs editing, SithNazgul.

i always show up late for these things.. grumble grumble grumble...


Welcome to the Massassi Temple! I am Elana, your humble host for the evening. As you enter the great hall please leave your soul at the door, and notice on your right the sink, for washing hands... do not use that. But as we go along our first stop is the kitchen, please insert your elbo here > < and then follow me to the great hall. Tonight we will be serving fresh elbo...er..., and salad! lots of leafy greens! please choose a table, there are 5. the head seats all the admns and moderaters( bow as we pass), and the other 4 consist of, "nOObs, trolls, common groundlings, and old timers", please choose corectully and be seated.

oh, just a few more things, dont eat the cookies, thay are as trofies to games won, and should be treaded as trofies... becieds there stale. Also you rember that screne when you were regestring about "these are the rules, abide by them bla bla bla... exc" ? read them and follow them, for the enjoyment of all.

please feel welcome at the massassi temple, and enjoy your stay.

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

you still there? im starting to get worried.

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Here Ociffer, hold my beer while i look for my license.
*Remnant Temple beta taking a bit longer than planned but ill get it done*
Light And Darkness