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weird thing happened on the bus on the way home today.
2004-03-11, 10:01 PM #1
I was sitting at the back with some other people from my college, when they started to say things about someone behind the bus. At first I thought they were trying to trick me but I heard somthing behind me. I then realised there was someone out the back of the bus as i was sitting on the rear seat.

It was someone totaly nude except for a garbage bag covering his private parts( THANK GOD!) and a canberra raiders helmet and make-up (the alpha finaly says his city of location). When I got out of the bus, there was someone behind the bus filming him. Also, there were a few surprised onlookers.

This person was from my college.

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2004-03-11, 10:10 PM #2
You referred to yourself in the third person... Jin no like. Bad Alpha.


A few years back, I used to live next door to this crazy guy. I was getting a lift home with a friend, Jamie. His mom was driving, and just as we were coming out of town, I look to my left. I saw my neighbour, stark naked walking on the sidewalk. A few meters in front of him was a lady pushing a pram, with her kids walking behind her. I've said "What the ****..", my friend goes "What...Holy ****!" and his mom looks, and goes "Stop swearing... ****ing hell!"
The lady pushing the pram turns around, just to see him open up his arms like he wanted a hug. It was hilarious.

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[This message has been edited by Jin (edited March 12, 2004).]
2004-03-11, 10:24 PM #3
That's not rerally that odd, but I go to school in Berkeley

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2004-03-12, 12:16 AM #4
Back in high school there was this crazy lumberjack near my school who'd swear at his logs before chopping them with an axe.

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2004-03-12, 1:31 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
That's not rerally that odd

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Maybe not in America. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-12, 1:34 AM #6
Well... that's cool? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-12, 2:45 AM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Back in high school there was this crazy lumberjack near my school who'd swear at his logs before chopping them with an axe.

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'****ing log, i'm going to ****ing chop your ****ing stump to *********ing pieces, **********er'

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2004-03-12, 2:56 AM #8
I pick up my friend to take him to school everyday, and he has a neighbor that talks to a bush outside his house, just standing there a still as a tree and all we see is his mouth move. Almost every morning.

But, my friend says he is completly normal other than that, so we think that mabye he sleep walks. To the bush. Every night.

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2004-03-12, 3:19 AM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
'****ing log, i'm going to ****ing chop your ****ing stump to *********ing pieces, **********er'

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You know, when Flexor first said that, it was funny. After I read this, I had a very hard time trying to NOT draw attention to myself in class. It was just so much easier to visualize with that.

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2004-03-12, 4:22 AM #10
No, it was even funnier because he swore in french [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-12, 4:38 AM #11
...There is a guy that walks around in a thong that runs for mayor every time elections come around here in Austin. His name is Leslie.

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2004-03-12, 12:32 PM #12
So THAT'S where they've been. Oh sorry. No the Mental Hospital did NOT have an escape. Shhh.

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2004-03-12, 1:06 PM #13
You totally should have shot the guy. Why weren't you carrying a gun?

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2004-03-12, 1:23 PM #14
Because he lives in Australia.

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2004-03-13, 2:41 AM #15
My bus story has no nakidity but it's still pretty weird.

We were going along a suburban street when this guy started yelling out. He looked odd because he was wearing clubbing clothes in the middle of the day. The driver stopped and the guy asked him to wait in the next street for some reason I didn't hear. We waited for several minutes and then two police appeared with the guy in handcuffs. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]
2004-03-13, 4:01 AM #16
LOL! That's a good one UGG.

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2004-03-13, 4:19 PM #17
We felt really dumb because we could see the police van parked across the road but nobody worked out what was happening. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

Funny thing was that the guy would have escaped if he got on the bus instead of trying to backtrack. He must have thought the cops were ahead of him when they were actually behind him.

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