I haven't laughed this hard for ages.

http://www.bushin30seconds.com/


My Favorites: http://www.bushin30seconds.com/view/2802_large.shtml

http://www.bushin30seconds.com/view/10_large.shtml

Bush is an idiot, and I'm glad people notice.
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Hooray for ignorance!/sarcasm

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*Joren, Legend, Alleged Egomaniac, Thread-Killer, 2-time Ban Recipient, and 6th Grade Spelling Champ*

I like the second one best.

"Our allies will go from respecting us to hating us" <- so very true. And if you don't like it? You're unpatriotic!

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

http://www.bushin30seconds.com/view/13_small.shtml

I like that one.. Bush as an elf.. funny

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.

We used them for a current events assignment at school; it went over really well.

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BV's rendition of Titanic: Let's have sex. I won't let go. I don't need this stone.
The End.
~ Wolfy

Um, whatever

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

A few gave me a chuckle...but somehow my laughter was muted by the knowledge that this thread is going to turn into an unholy **** storm.

I'll be in the **** storm shelter.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Wait for me!

*brings enough canned ravioli to last ten years*

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

/eats it all.

/walks outside

/put on his poncho

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um ya... ignorant commie liberals.

Heh, I liked those. The animation and the kids were my favorites. Just wondering, did anybody see Bush interviewed lately on Meet the Press? I was watching the news and they showed a few parts of it. I found it humorous when they asked him about the Iraq and WMD bit again. I really perked up when I heard



Call me an idiot (begging for trouble right here, aren't I?), but if I remember correctly, one of the main reasons Bush "wanted" to invade Saddem in was because he had WMD. Now he's saying he COULD have them or could have BUILT them. Just slightly controdicting, to say the least.


Edit: Stupid quote tags.

[This message has been edited by JT Cool (edited February 10, 2004).]

communism can be a good thing in moderation.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

The issue is, and this has been brought up by several political people, is that Bush had complete faith in the U.S. intelligence, and that intelligence let him down, and now he is taking the heat. I might buy it more that the U.S. Military Top Brass felt there was unfinished business in Iraq than Bush. The intelligence agency basically hung Bush, Cheney, Powell, and Blair out to dry. If anyone should apologize, its them.

That said, this is politics after all, and Bush can't just come out and say "Our intelligence sucks" even if it does, because there goes the nation's feeling of safety. That is why after something like the Oklahoma Bombing, those in charge try to find one person as quickly as possible - as long as their is one person, and all blame gets put on him, most of this nation of ignorant dopes goes "whew, we're safe now!"

Its all about security, and this kind of politics has been going on for ages - regardless of which political party is in office...

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*Joren, Legend, Alleged Egomaniac, Thread-Killer, 2-time Ban Recipient, and 6th Grade Spelling Champ*

True, but we are human beings. We are incapable of doing anything in moderation for a long period of time.

Sad but true.

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*Joren, Legend, Alleged Egomaniac, Thread-Killer, 2-time Ban Recipient, and 6th Grade Spelling Champ*

I can't say I found them funny, but then again, I don't really like any political jokes. That, and it seems a little too popular to poke at Bush, justified or not.

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Communism could potentially work in a perfect world, but too bad, cause this world is far from perfect. Instead, communism creates countries like North Korea with horribly unstable governments, millions of starving people, and a weak economy.

And as for Bush-bashing, I don't consider it un-patriotic, just dumb. All this **** about "Bush is dumb," "his daddy bought his way into Yale," "he went AWOL," he's a Nazi" is just ignorant BS.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

Socialism fights greed.
Capitalism incorporates greed into the economy.
Greed is unstoppable.

You do the math.

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This whole election will be rediculous. It is completely anti-bush. No politics, just grudges and grown men acting like little babies.

Bush should have never went on "Meet the Press". He does not interview well at all and he knows this. It's his and his cabinet's fault for making a fool of himself. The president was hardly prepared at all. He is a good strong president but he is not smooth operator when it comes to talking. Imagine what other countries must think when they saw our president dugging his own grave. Now I know why we have a bad repuation. Oh well...



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*Bjorn*
muhahahha FIRE!!!!!!!! >:) ;(.
hi

Making fun of presidents is an industry in itself. One reason I was glad when Clinton went was that I was so goddamn sick of the repetitive jokes.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Not a smooth operator when it comes to talking? Oh thats just fancy talk for STUPID.

I wouldn't say that, he is ignorant but not stupid. He made some good choices and some *cough STUPID ones.

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*Bjorn*
muhahahha FIRE!!!!!!!! >:) ;(.
hi

You know... bashing Bush-bashers is pretty hypocritical. Especially when you're just calling them names like "hypocritical."

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BV's rendition of Titanic: Let's have sex. I won't let go. I don't need this stone.
The End.
~ Wolfy

This is really starting ot irk me. Yes, Bush is stupid by presidential standards. But he is still a hell of a lot smarter than you. Get it straight.

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"What I find especially funny are the neo-Celtic religions based on accounts made by the Romans. It's like learning about Judaism from Nazi lore." --stat

I can't exactly say that it isn't the Republicans turn to get their *** kicked with jokes. Conservatives took complete advantage of Clinton and now it's the conservative's turn to get humiliated. I just think it's sad that it is Bush that is the center piece. He is a generally good guy and there are far worse conservatives out there.

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"What I find especially funny are the neo-Celtic religions based on accounts made by the Romans. It's like learning about Judaism from Nazi lore." --stat

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I'm not call Bush stu·pid ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stpd, sty-)
adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est
Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

n.
A stupid or foolish person.


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[Latin stupidus, from stupre, to be stunned.]
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stupid·ly adv.
stupid·ness n.

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stupid

\Stu"pid\, a. [L. stupidus, fr. stupere to be stupefied: cf. F. stupide.] 1. Very dull; insensible; senseless; wanting in understanding; heavy; sluggish; in a state of stupor; -- said of persons.

O that men . . . should be so stupid grown . . . As to forsake the living God! --Milton.

With wild surprise, A moment stupid, motionless he stood. --Thomson.

2. Resulting from, or evincing, stupidity; formed without skill or genius; dull; heavy; -- said of things.

Observe what loads of stupid rhymes Oppress us in corrupted times. --Swift.

Syn: Simple; insensible; sluggish; senseless; doltish; sottish; dull; heavy; clodpated. -- Stu\"pid*ly, adv. -- Stu\"pid*ness, n.


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stupid

adj 1: lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity [ant: smart] 2: in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock; "he had a dazed expression on his face"; "lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow"; "was stupid from fatigue" [syn: dazed, stunned, stupefied, stupid(p)] 3: without much intelligence; "a dull job with lazy and unintelligent co-workers" [syn: unintelligent] [ant: intelligent] n : a person who is not very bright: "The economy, stupid!" [syn: stupid person, dullard, dolt, pudding head, pudden-head, poor fish]


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I just think that he should either be more prepared to think on his feet instead of "Ummmm?"ing and "Ah well, Er well..."ing through an interview. He is definetly an intelligent man it is his speaking skills that bring him ridicule. Just get him an acting coach for all I care as long as I don;t have to be made fun of by the international community because our president can't speak.

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*Bjorn*
muhahahha FIRE!!!!!!!! >:) ;(.
hi

....huh? Since when do Presidents automatically have IQ's greatly larger than the rest of us?

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Bush is stupid by large piles of elephant shat standards.

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[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited February 10, 2004).]

Look can people just tone down their rhetoric a bit? There is nothing to be gained by comparing Bush's intelligence to elephant **** except inciting a major flame war.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

oh well more fun for us

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*Bjorn*
muhahahha FIRE!!!!!!!! >:) ;(.
hi

Ooh Ooh, can we ban him master, can we?

*waits for some tasty fish heads*

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*Joren, Legend, Alleged Egomaniac, Thread-Killer, 2-time Ban Recipient, and 6th Grade Spelling Champ*

Yeah, just because someone is a President doesn't mean they are more intelligent. Especially when they only became President because their papa was one, and they weren't even elected.

...is 12:30 pm too early to start drinking?

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Still complaining about that how many years later? Bush won with in the system that is set up to elect US Presidents, majority of the popular vote or not.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

The argument is so old I really don't feel like discussing it much but I'll just say that, So what if it is "The system"? If one candidate is elected, and the other becomes President, then there is something wrong.

I don't think he's dumb, I don't know about the Yale thing so I won't comment on that, he DID go AWOL (he was at Yale during part of his supposed time in the military), and he's certainly not a Nazi. Just my two cents. As long as we're on the topic of amusing flash animations, here's a nice record of his military career: http://www.bushflash.com/topgun.html



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Ahaha...hahahaha....hahahahahaha

I don't get why people quickly forget about the fact that the CIA and NSA told the administration that it was possible, not probable that Iraq had WMD.



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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.

Ya... that would explain why he got where he is, as leader of one of the most powerful nation on earth... mhmmmmm that makes sense. You can blame him on Iraq all you want, but the war was justified wmd or not.

Well, President's do tend to know more considering they usually go to law school, are politicians and know how to deal with politicians, won a nation wide campaign, and have to know quite alot to be President whither they intend to learn those things or not. Politicians tend to now more(especially about...you know, politics) than the layman because that's their job.
you just proved me right
Bush did have a successful business as well(of course, I'm not sure whither he started it or he took it over, but in the latter at least he kept it running). And if you're going to complain, go to the Supreme Court. They are the ones that said "Stop the recounts. Bush won."
You get elected by winning the electoral vote not the popular vote, as jacked up as that is.
I don't care whither you like it or not, but Bush isn't exactly the brightest president we've had. Presidents like FDR and Reagan were smart. Presidents like Bush and Nixon were not. And I'm not blaming Iraq on him. Stop reading things between the lines that aren't there. btw, didn't i specifically say that while not one of the smartest presidents, he is still generally smarter than us? Stop picking and choosing what you read and read the entire post next time.

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"What I find especially funny are the neo-Celtic religions based on accounts made by the Romans. It's like learning about Judaism from Nazi lore." --stat

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