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Julia Roberts Arrested On Drug Charges!
2004-03-14, 9:42 AM #1
Got your attention, didn't I?

Woman, 96, Disavows Drugs in Wheelchair

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">KINGS MOUNTAIN, N.C. - A 96-year-old woman facing drug charges said she does not know how the crack cocaine deputies found on her got into her wheelchair.</font>


Seems like a good way to move drugs around, cause I wouldn't suspect some old lady of drug possession.

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[This message has been edited by bobafett765 (edited March 14, 2004).]
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2004-03-14, 9:58 AM #2
Julia Roberts without drugs and makeup
[http://www.latrobe.tas.gov.au/images/attractions/platypus.jpg]

Julia Roberts with drugs and makeup
[http://www.pospirralha.blogger.com.br/Julia%20Roberts.jpg]

I'll take number 1

P.S. Old people rock.

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited March 14, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-14, 10:02 AM #3
?

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2004-03-14, 10:05 AM #4
SAJN, if you're saying Julia Roberts is ugly, I agree. Other than that, I'm confused.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

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2004-03-14, 10:06 AM #5
I think SAJN is on drugs.

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2004-03-14, 10:07 AM #6
*twitches*

Does caffine count?

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It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
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Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-14, 10:12 AM #7
Technically, no.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

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The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-14, 10:16 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> The affidavit said an informant told deputies that Julia Roberts hid crack in her prosthetic leg during a previous search. </font>


haha, [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] I never thought they were hollow.

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2004-03-14, 10:41 AM #9
Roberts has a fake leg? Since when?!?!

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-14, 10:50 AM #10
Since I captured her, cut it off and sent it to myself in the mail, then paid myself the ransom and gave her mine after letting her go.

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2004-03-14, 11:02 AM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bobafett765:
Technically, no.

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Actually technically it alters your state of mind, so technically yes it is.
2004-03-14, 1:19 PM #12
Anything but this!!!!

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2004-03-14, 1:35 PM #13
pshh! Julia roberts is hawt.

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2004-03-14, 2:05 PM #14
Ah yes, Conan had something about this in his monologue [my main news source after the Onion]. He said the judge was going to give her life in prison or 30 days, whichever came first.
2004-03-14, 2:28 PM #15
DA****!! I was soo excited... but you just broke me down. Damn you and your damnable false titles!

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2004-03-14, 2:38 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
pshh! Julia roberts is hawt.

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Hell yeah

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2004-03-14, 2:41 PM #17
Awsome, crack!!!
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2004-03-15, 10:12 AM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
Damn you and your damnable false titles!
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It got your attention though. That was its purpose! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

*laughs wickedly*



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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

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